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Anonymous ID:5CcJJWuI Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:44:22 No.4160329 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4160338 >>4160367

See a poofta raping my ex
fuck on pofta ...
fuck on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yg34pnuD Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:45:00 No.4160335 Report

Quoted By: >>4160346 >>4160354 >>4160357

>be american
>get shot

>be australian
>get attacked by a shark

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8pbrQw2C Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:45:23 No.4160338 Report

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>>4160329
Die animeposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:47:18 No.4160346 Report

Quoted By: >>4160350

>>4160335
We have shark nets you fuckwad. Go back to boiling a monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5CcJJWuI Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:48:03 No.4160350 Report

Quoted By: >>4160369

>>4160346
>uses nets instead of magnets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:48:24 No.4160354 Report

Quoted By: >>4160366

>>4160335
>be Brazilian
>named after a pubic hair cut
>chocolate used as currency
>giant fucking snakes
>drugs galore
>be Brazilan

Heaven

Heaven ID:Mo0QDYv4 Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:48:58 No.4160357 Report

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>>4160335
>be brazilian
>choke to death on monkey bone

poo

poo ID:zqhdie4W Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:50:45 No.4160366 Report

Quoted By: >>4160411

>>4160354
>be Brazilian
>get shot

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Anonymous ID:bfmg803r Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:51:05 No.4160367 Report

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>>4160329

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:51:12 No.4160369 Report

Quoted By: >>4160403 >>4162300

>>4160350
>Be american
>kinder eggs banned, but AR-15 rifles deemed safe
>Brorger Kingffff on every corner
>Obesity level higher than salary per capita

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5CcJJWuI Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:55:56 No.4160403 Report

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>>4160369
>he thinks I have pride for my country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 00:56:53 No.4160411 Report

Quoted By: >>4160437 >>4160561

>>4160366
>Be American
>Put shoes in fridge
>McDonald's twice on every street
>Have legal assault weapons
>Don't celebrate Easter
>Have SJWs
>Have a stupid president
>Let scum like Brianna Wu run for congress
America is a bigger shithole than Africa.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:00:07 No.4160437 Report

Quoted By: >>4160464 >>4160477

>>4160411
>Be aussie
>go to toilet in morning
>giant fucking poisonous snake bite your ass
>spiders crawl inside snake and it explodes
>go to hospital
>more fucking spiders
>go home instead
>get some ""vegemite""
>open jar
>FUCKING KANGAROO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:04:10 No.4160464 Report

Quoted By: >>4160475

>>4160437
>be Britbong
>Pay for TV license
>Ex-PM fucked a pig
>Need ID to buy knifes
>Government trying to ban porn
>Full of mudslimes
>Can't get over some bitch dying 20 years back
>Make movie about a ginger being in love with a mutt - Oh wait that's happening in real life as well!
>Have rape gangs in most cities
The UK is shit. Almost as shit as the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x7qyV9TD Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:05:49 No.4160475 Report

Quoted By: >>4160486

>>4160464
>The UK is shit.
old news. we were always shit, and there's no changing that.

Heaven

Heaven ID:Mo0QDYv4 Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:05:56 No.4160477 Report

Quoted By: >>4160494 >>4161450

>>4160437
>be pom
>wake up
>whinge
>go to sleep
>dream whinge
>pop down shop for teabags
>get beheaded by passing jihad
>queens corgi humps the stump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:07:05 No.4160486 Report

Quoted By: >>4160505 >>4160578

>>4160475
You can't even play cricket without complaining about losing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:09:05 No.4160494 Report

Quoted By: >>4160542

>>4160477
>get beheaded by passing jihad
Okay, that was actually hilarious ahaha.
The UK is absolute ass, but id rather be able to walk around without tying myself to the floor.
How's living upside down treating ya, bruce?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:10:28 No.4160505 Report

Quoted By: >>4160515

>>4160486
>Implying cricket is best sport
ahaha, you have what, "australian rules" footy? Nah mate, sit down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:11:19 No.4160515 Report

Quoted By: >>4160522

>>4160505
Cricket is the best sport though you whiny tea-loving soyboy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:12:58 No.4160522 Report

Quoted By: >>4160532

>>4160515
whoa, someone's getting riled. Cricket is for the Indian and Iraqi people who didn't make it to the call centres in time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:14:57 No.4160532 Report

Quoted By: >>4160567

>>4160522
The Indians and Iraqis live in your shithole country though nigga.

Heaven

Heaven ID:Mo0QDYv4 Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:16:25 No.4160542 Report

Quoted By: >>4160567

>>4160494
>doesn't know about our spidey grip
hows the weather up there, bazil?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:raVYkNkL Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:18:37 No.4160561 Report

Quoted By: >>4160568 >>4160645

>>4160411
>Be Australian
>Buy some Vegemite fried chicken
>Walk home
>Get attacked by a magpie
>Thousands of magpies, budgerigars, and cockatiels start pecking you
>A kookaburra swoops down and flies away with your lunch
>You wake up at the hospital
>Hear the doctor say "You're getting well soon!"
>"Hey, thanks, moit..."
>"CHIRP CHIRP VROOM CLICK WEE-WOO WEE-WOO WEE-WOO"
>"What?"
>"BEEP BEEP COO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VROOOOOOOMMMMMMM"
>The doctor is a lyrebird
>It explodes, revealing to have a shark inside it, which also explodes
>You get home
>A dingo mounted in a cassowary playing a didgeridoo invades your house
>They absolutely destroy you and leave you dead there for the spiders to lay eggs inside your corpse

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:19:43 No.4160567 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160532
Yeah, true. Touchè. Although boomerang crime is significantly lower over here
.>>4160542
Weather is shitty, as always. But no koala's pissing on us and spreading mega aids chlamydia and nerve gas.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:19:47 No.4160568 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160561
OK nigga this was actually pretty funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x7qyV9TD Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:20:58 No.4160578 Report

Quoted By: >>4160593

>>4160486
who the fuck plays cricket in this day and age?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:22:33 No.4160593 Report

Quoted By: >>4160624 >>4160630 >>4160635

>>4160578
Civilized people who think that beating people up over a soccer ball is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:26:02 No.4160624 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160593
OOOOH WEYE MATEY YOU CHATTING SHIT 'BOUT ARESNAL, I'LL GLASS YA LAD
dunno what your're on about mate, us football players are well civilised.

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Anonymous ID:5CcJJWuI Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:26:31 No.4160630 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160593
because beating people up over a bug is any less stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x7qyV9TD Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:27:21 No.4160635 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160593
>implying civilized people wouldn't prefer gladiatorial battles

Heaven

Heaven ID:Mo0QDYv4 Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:28:24 No.4160645 Report

Quoted By: >>4160682

>>4160561
>be brazilan
>can't afford vegemite
>leave slum in search of food
>get attacked by stray dogs ridden by monkeys
>wake up in police van
>here cop say its actually the local death squad
>"ay currumba!"
>anacondas suddenly swarm van
>cop was really a jaguar in disguise
>slum suddenly mudslides into river
>tiny fish swims up penis and makes nest
>wake up in hospital after having penis removed
>head to rio to suck tourist cock as newest tranny showgirl
>things worked out better than expected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CQKXx61B Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:32:38 No.4160682 Report

Quoted By: >>4160692 >>4161471

>>4160645
>tiny fish swims up penis and makes nest
Omg, no. I genuinely had this fear as a teen. Like ewww

Heaven

Heaven ID:Mo0QDYv4 Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:33:28 No.4160692 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160682
real thing in brazil

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5CcJJWuI Thu 22 Feb 2018 01:34:55 No.4160700 Report

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Hey guys I have finally broken my thread reply record (5 replies) I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1LGL2Uw Thu 22 Feb 2018 02:47:39 No.4161450 Report

Quoted By: >>4161517

>>4160477
Wasn't that a really obscure meme or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dwcr3quu Thu 22 Feb 2018 02:49:33 No.4161471 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160682
Speech pattern confirms you're a 12-year-old tumblrina.

Heaven

Heaven ID:Mo0QDYv4 Thu 22 Feb 2018 02:52:17 No.4161517 Report

Quoted By: >>4162063

>>4161450
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1LGL2Uw Thu 22 Feb 2018 03:43:07 No.4162063 Report

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>>4161517
I thought I recognized that from somewhere, I guess not.

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Anonymous ID:NWHqMh1N Thu 22 Feb 2018 04:19:17 No.4162300 Report

Quoted By:

>>4160369
>be american
>everyone claps as i enter gun shop
>"sir could i get an ar-15 please"
>"sure thing that'll be 20 burger buns"
>pull out bag of burger buns from my back pocket
>leave a 30 burger bun tip and clap to show my appreciation
>start to leave shop
>get shot

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