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Anonymous ID:viIECB6U Sat 13 May 2017 12:10:33 No.416813 View View Reply Original Report

What would your parents say if you brought home a:
>White gf
>Slav gf
>Black gf
>Asian gf
>Muslim gf
>Spic gf
>Pajeet gf
>bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5qtAOjVZ Sat 13 May 2017 12:12:47 No.416842 Report

Quoted By: >>416950 >>419880 >>419965

>sigh of relief

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GtflSpWy Sat 13 May 2017 12:15:13 No.416865 Report

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>White gf
YAY OUR LITTLE ANON FINALLY DIDNT FUCK SOMETHING UP
>Slav gf
They consider Slavs white
>Black gf
Kick me out of the house, yell through sobbing that they never want me to contact them again, contact a lawyer to see if there's a way to legally disown me
>Asian gf
She'd better be in the country legally anon
>Muslim gf
Same as black but call the police in addition
>Spic gf
WE ALREADY TALKED TO YOU ABOUT BRINGING PROSTITUTES HOME ANON
>Pajeet gf
Mom would ask her to cook curry dad would.install an air filter
>bf
Try to act all progressive and tolerant but secretly try legal means to disown me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xoCbCnYN Sat 13 May 2017 12:15:15 No.416867 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
they would be happy with anything at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bNWG7/Wu Sat 13 May 2017 12:19:02 No.416922 Report

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>>416813
>White gf
You're actually dating a white girl for once? Shes cute.
>Slav gf
You're actually dating a white girl for once? Shes cute.
>Black gf
Shes beautiful.
>Asian gf
Shes smart, and pretty.
>Muslim gf
She'll make a good mother.
>Spic gf
She's beautiful, and she'll make a good mother.
>Pajeet gf
She'll be a good cook, and loyal.
>bf
He's so pretty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7oheoWsD Sat 13 May 2017 12:21:33 No.416947 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
yay
yay
err...
sure
no comment
yay
*cough*
you're fuckin dead kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1VJCAVY Sat 13 May 2017 12:21:35 No.416948 Report

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nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V8DsEVq1 Sat 13 May 2017 12:21:43 No.416950 Report

Quoted By:

>>416842
yeah at this point they wouldn't even mind if i bought home a guy 20 years older than me as my gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tLdhamnQ Sat 13 May 2017 12:22:54 No.416991 Report

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>>416813
Add to the list waifu pillow from now on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T1VJCAVY Sat 13 May 2017 12:23:23 No.416999 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
A jew on the other hand...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oxL1Ew85 Sat 13 May 2017 12:26:32 No.417188 Report

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>>416813
>white gf
nice work son
>slav gf
nice work son
>black gf
dad and brother : nice work son
mom: at least she's a girl
>asian gf
nice work son
>muslim gf
dad and brother : ????
mom : is she rich
>spic gf
nice work son
>pajeet gf
nice work son
>bf
dad and brother : We're disappointed
mom : get out of my house

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KPS+doKT Sat 13 May 2017 12:29:15 No.417360 Report

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>White gf
be happy
>Slav gf
be happy
>Black gf
kill me
>Asian gf
be happy
>Muslim gf
kill me
>Spic gf
kill me
>Pajeet gf
kill me
>bf
kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QpK2tvF0 Sat 13 May 2017 12:31:06 No.417374 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
>white
cool
>slav
cool
>black
uh sure
>asian
cool
>muslim
sure
>spic
cool
>pajeet
cool
>bf
huh

2012 meme

2012 meme ID:6Z2M2zMl Sat 13 May 2017 12:32:48 No.417393 Report

Quoted By: >>421985

>be me 14
>just got together with this girl id been friends with for like a year
>take her to my house for dinner
>my parents are prominent atheists
>she was muslim
>things get really weird
>we opt to leave and go to my room
>wait there for the night
>reach 2nd base nothing too intimate
>next week go to her parents house
>well this is just great
>im an atheist with no clue about muslim tradition
>i got kicked out of her parents house

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Anonymous ID:oPi6buIy Sat 13 May 2017 12:35:25 No.417427 Report

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What would your parents say if you brought home a gf who used to be a male?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aY4IklM9 Sat 13 May 2017 12:37:14 No.417447 Report

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I don't think they would care much about anything but the muslim or if I dated a guy desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uSgmqKDW Sat 13 May 2017 12:55:11 No.417783 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
>white gf
They would be proud of me for getting an upgrade
>slav gf
Same as above
>black gf
They would disown me
>asian gf
They would disown me
>muslim gf
They would disown me
>spic gf
They would be happy
>bf
They would lynch me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/0AITNdN Sat 13 May 2017 13:54:37 No.419018 Report

Quoted By: >>419057

>>416813
>White gf
>Slav gf
>Black gf
>Asian gf
>Muslim gf
>Spic gf
>Pajeet gf

took you long...

>bf
knew it...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xi6Nfy8 Sat 13 May 2017 13:57:55 No.419057 Report

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>>419018
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZBRSiH+k Sat 13 May 2017 14:47:43 No.419755 Report

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>>416813
>White gf
Finally you have done something good in your life son
>Slav gf
Same as above
>Black gf
Would get laughed at and disowned
>Asian gf
Would be slightly disappointed, depends on the type of asian. Probably won't have a problem with Japs and Koreans
>Muslim gf
Would get laughed at, but probably not disowned
>Spic gf
Would be slightly disappointed
>Pajeet gf
Would be slightly disappointed
>bf
Just as we predicted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JqbLJU0o Sat 13 May 2017 14:50:45 No.419801 Report

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For the "bf" part, you guys could just lie to your parents that he's your friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XCWaM6DK Sat 13 May 2017 14:52:04 No.419821 Report

Quoted By: >>419894

>>416813
>White gf
Wow, you're not gay?
>Slav gf
Wow, you're not gay?
>Black gf
Wow, you're not gay?
>Asian gf
Wow, you're not gay?
>Muslim gf
Wow, you're not gay?
>Spic gf
Wow, you're not gay?
>Pajeet gf
Wow, you're not gay?
>bf
Hi

Bascetto !!VNLcm+IjI/p

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Bascetto !!VNLcm+IjI/p ID:z2d22vr1 Sat 13 May 2017 14:56:44 No.419877 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
I'm English btw

>White gf
Good job anon.
>Slav
...Good job anon? Haha...
>Black gf
Um...Good job anon?
>Asian gf
Oh...wow. Gj.
>Muslim gf
Lol no.
>Spic gf
ummm...ok anon. Good luck.
>Pajeet gf
Hahaha...good luck.
>bf
Don't want to imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S64fkBMf Sat 13 May 2017 14:56:56 No.419880 Report

Quoted By: >>421141

>>416842
>White gf
So pretty happy for you son
>Slav gf
So pretty happy for you son
>Black gf
Awkward smile
>Asian gf
So pretty happy for you son
>Muslim gf
I hope you're not getting converted
>Spic gf
So pretty happy for you son
>Pajeet gf
I hope you're not getting converted
>Bf
Speechless, awkward smile, disappointment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/jpdAgUo Sat 13 May 2017 14:57:30 No.419888 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
They pretty much wouldn't care, they've been jewed by the liberal agenda. Nevertheless, I'm a degenerate racemixer who has already done an asian tour (Jap, Korean) and also banged a brown (not Muslim/Pajeet levels though) girl. Also I've banged a woman at least 15 years older than me. That's the kind of degenerate I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mi/us24C Sat 13 May 2017 14:57:59 No.419894 Report

Quoted By:

>>419821
this most of us :((((

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+me/y8Q Sat 13 May 2017 14:58:54 No.419911 Report

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Asia anon here
>white (assuming of western european decent)
good 8/10
>slav
questionable. my parents think slavs are dirty and uneducated
>black
0/10
>asian
9/10 or 10/10
>muslim
0/10
>spic
0/10
>pajeet
i honestly dont know. not too good id imagine
>bf
idk desu probably shocked. they'd still love me though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dkkzhC53 Sat 13 May 2017 15:00:30 No.419930 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
The only one they would talk about is the Mudslime, and they would rightfully so.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aghvLqVt Sat 13 May 2017 15:01:57 No.419954 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
Why not ask about jewish gf? I am suspicious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C7IPG+9x Sat 13 May 2017 15:02:34 No.419964 Report

Quoted By: >>420185

>>416813

>mfw I have no parents

>White gf
>Slav gf

Slavs are white, you dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wpHoiK01 Sat 13 May 2017 15:02:39 No.419965 Report

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>>416842

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Anonymous ID:VJNn5rly Sat 13 May 2017 15:11:32 No.420096 Report

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>White gf
Be happy
>Slav gf
Be happy, she'd be whiter than me
>Black gf
Be a little awkward, but accepting
>Asian gf
Be happy
>Muslim gf
Be very awkward but accepting, with the expectation that I'm gonna convert her
>Spic gf
Be happy, I'm a spic too
>Pajeet gf
Be a little awkward, but accepting
>bf
Extremely awkward, but accepting

Hey, OP, why no option for a (((gf)))? I'll go ahead and assume you just forgot to add that one. Everyone can benefit from multiculturism and racemixing!
>(((gf)))
Be a little awkward, but accepting, then quietly ask me when I'm alone later if I cut my peepee and converted for her 0.o

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:clYcDK/6 Sat 13 May 2017 15:16:42 No.420152 Report

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>>416813
I'm adding how my uncle would react because he's pol-tier and how my siblings would react because they're ultra lefties
>White
Parents: It's about damn time
Uncle: You're not gay?
Siblings: Okay
>Slav
Slavs are white in Burgerland; same as above
>Black
Dad: [silence]
Mom: Overly nice to try to not make things awkward
Uncle: Some comment on how she's a nigger
Siblings: OMG SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL
>Asian
Dad: Okay
Mom: Okay
Uncle: [Hysterical laughter, stereotypical Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee martial arts moves and Engrish]
Siblings: Okay
>Muslim
Dad: No
Mom: ...K
Uncle: 20 minute tirade about terrorism
Siblings: OMG SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE THAT HIJAB
>Spic
Parents: It's about damn time
Uncle: I didn't know you liked illegals
Siblings: Okay
>Pajeet
All in unison: Okay
>bf
Dad: [Probably beats me]
Mom: ..............Oooooookaaaaayyyyyyy................
Uncle: Lmao faggot
Siblings: OMG WE LOVE AND ACCEPT YOU YOU SHOULD GO TO A MEETING OF OUR SCHOOL'S GSA OMG I LOVE HIM OMG

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Anonymous ID:66ZvAMaS Sat 13 May 2017 15:16:45 No.420154 Report

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my parents are not bigots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ptzVoUDB Sat 13 May 2017 15:17:15 No.420160 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
>>White gf
>>Slav gf
>>Black gf
>>Asian gf
>>Muslim gf
>>Spic gf
>>Pajeet gf
>>bf (female)

atleast you have a gf anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sup9XYVO Sat 13 May 2017 15:17:52 No.420168 Report

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my only sexual experience was with my amstaff dog

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VJNn5rly Sat 13 May 2017 15:18:53 No.420185 Report

Quoted By:

>>419964
LET ME TELL YOU WHO'S WHITE AND WHO'S NOT, SINCE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO CLUE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AGzPvIc3 Sat 13 May 2017 15:19:00 No.420190 Report

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>>416813
My parents would honestly be fine with all of those. As long as they are a good person my family wouldn't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xjguRyl3 Sat 13 May 2017 15:20:08 No.420207 Report

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>White gf
finally a gf
>Slav gf
finally a gf
>Black gf
boy's dream, eh son?
>Asian gf
you cousin loves asian culture too!
>Muslim gf
so she's from la rioja?
>Spic gf
really son? a negra villera?
>Pajeet gf
...
>bf
as long as you are happy

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Anonymous ID:5SFi9rp5 Sat 13 May 2017 15:20:50 No.420224 Report

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>>416813
>White gf
Anon you got a girlfriend?
>Slav gf
Anon you got a girlfriend?
>Black gf
Anon you got a girlfriend?
>Asian gf
Anon you got a girlfriend?
>Muslim gf
Anon you got a girlfriend?
>Spic gf
Anon you got a girlfriend?
>Pajeet gf
Anon you got a girlfriend?
>bf
Anon you got a boyfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BS+UpjH4 Sat 13 May 2017 15:28:22 No.420351 Report

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>>416813
>white GF
Oh fug anon's actually got a gf
>slav gf
Slavs are white, OP
>Black GF
Pretend to be cool with it but secretly judge me
>Asian GF
Same reaction as white, maybe even happier to be honest
>Muslim GF
Bomb jokes
>Spic GF
Cool with it, but a little shittier than white/asian
>Pajeet GF
Anon...
>BF
They'd pretend to accept it but find it fucking disgusting (as they should).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mH3SOd76 Sat 13 May 2017 15:31:07 No.420397 Report

Quoted By: >>420908 >>421250

>>416813
>White gf
>Slav gf
>Black gf
>Asian gf
>Spic gf
>Pajeet gf
nice that you are not a faggot
>Muslim gf
couldnt you be a faggot
>bf
we accept you how you are

no im not a faggot, just a bit acoustic ffs

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Anonymous ID:5SFi9rp5 Sat 13 May 2017 16:00:18 No.420908 Report

Quoted By: >>421250

>>420397
>acoustic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DrrRiNnC Sat 13 May 2017 16:15:38 No.421141 Report

Quoted By:

>>419880
Exactly like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gk0wN5rv Sat 13 May 2017 16:23:33 No.421250 Report

Quoted By:

>>420397
>>420908
i laughed, have a (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EFHre//c Sat 13 May 2017 16:52:19 No.421985 Report

Quoted By:

>>417393
how did you get kicked out?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GT40XG3H Sat 13 May 2017 16:53:40 No.422009 Report

Quoted By:

>>416813
>White gf
Good lad
>Slav gf
Good lad
>Black gf
Bruh
>Asian gf
Bruh
>Muslim gf
WTF
>Spic gf
If she's more European they wouldnt mind
>Pajeet gf
BRUH
>bf
They would be upset they couldn't have grandkids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EFHre//c Sat 13 May 2017 17:07:16 No.422309 Report

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>White gf
good job anon
>Slav gf
good job anon
>Black gf
if that makes you happy
>Asian gf
good job anon
>Muslim gf
start talking about pol philosophy
>Spic gf
if that makes you happy
>Pajeet gf
pretend to be okay with it but secretly think its disgusting
>bf
get out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rl7en9wt Sat 13 May 2017 17:10:22 No.422369 Report

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>>416813
>white gf
ok son
>slav gf
ok son
>black gf
ok son
>asian gf
ok son
>muslim gf
...if you say so son
>spic gf
ok son
>pajeet gf
ok son
>bf
ok son

you people have some shitty ass parents

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YOMfSwLj Sat 13 May 2017 17:21:12 No.422560 Report

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>>416813
>Great
>Great
>Uh, nice
>Good
>What the fuck?
>Good
>Uh, nice
>Fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VFIXPskl Sat 13 May 2017 17:25:21 No.422660 Report

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>White gf
As we expected/No problem
>Slav gf
No problem
>Black gf
Yeah...ummmmmmmm...about this... *Whispers to each other* WHAT DID WE DO WRONG!?!
>Asian gf
No problem
>Muslim gf
...Suuure...okay...
>Pajeet gf
No Problem
>bf
Yeah...about this...SON WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!

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