Hello /bant/lings and welcome to today’s geography lesson!
We’re going to talk about Slovenia in this lesson (pic related)
Slovenia is situated in Europe’s north, it has roughly 12 inhabitants and its capital is called ‘Helsinki’ which you can translate into ‘hellish sink’!
Slovenia’s history is full with revolts and crisis, can you imagine that this country was formerly part of the Soviet Union?
Slovenarnians speak Franco-Hebrew and their national dish is a potato (served with like warm water).
The Slovenarnian economy is based on counterfeiting the Syrian lira and selling pirated Romanian child porn.
Slovenia is also well known for its rich culture (e.g. the Christopher street day has its origin in Slovenia).

Please learn all these facts since we’ll write a short test about it tomorrow!

Have a good day,
Your geography teacher