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jewing irl

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>be me
>friend is depressed over father passing away
>think about ways to cheer him up
>go pay a visit and tell him he should definitely do something to distract him
>now I'm not much of a gamer but have my tastes
>being a jew, I introduce him to grand strategy
>Hearts of Iron, Europa Universalis etc
>sit next to him and explain basics
>play for 5 hours straight on first sitting
>he likes it
>really likes it
>but still kinda sucks
>picks bad techs, bad stategic deployment, etc
>advise him on how to play
>hell he calls me at 2 AM in the morning somedays
>asks what to do
>guy is fucking addicted at this point, guess he uses it to fill a social void since he doesn't get out much
>don't mind, I like the guy
>he doesn't want to reset with a better country but meh
>eventually he asks me on how to start WW3 and win
>I dunno if that's even an option but would still be fun to watch so I instruct him
>game's name is Kwangmyong
>friend's name is Kim Jong Un and he has no idea he's playing for realsies
>neither did his father
>mfw