If you don't reply to this thread, you become IMMORTAL.

you don't stay young though.
you live long enough to see everything and everyone you ever loved die.
your body deteriorates, the pain becomes excrutiating, gets to the point where you're unable to move.
The itching of your rotten skin almost drives you mad.
but you don't go mad.
you never grow senile.
your mind stays intact, you remain fully aware of the agonizing passage of time with no way to escape this hell.
also your cat won't have comfy sleeps tonite