Dear fucking god guys, I just got back from the best and worst weekend of my entire fucking life.

>be me
>average joe
>some co-workers are holding a party, and they invite me, "in order to get to know me"
>say okay, decide that nothing bad can really happen
>I arrive
>it's fucking chaos
>decide to not have any alcohol, as I drove myself here
>have some punch instead
>big mistake
>itsspiked.png
everything from then on is a fucking blur
>briefly remember a threeway on the couch
>one dude jacked off onto a wall socket, got electrocuted through his dick
>someone jumped through a window

Fast forward a little while

>i wake up
>in the middle of a forest
>no fucking clue where I am
>still hung over, have a little bit of whatever was in the punch still in me
>look down, see all my clothes are gone
>slightly delusional
>get into a fetal position and cry
>get really fucking horny for some reason
>try to jack off
>my many conflicting emotions and massive hangover make it so I can only go semi-hard
>realize im still crying
>realize im crying while jacking off, naked, in the middle of a forest

I eventually found my way out and one of the first things I did was come back here and post this.

So, /bant/, how was everyone elses weeks?