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>>4189486
brits need to be treated like the small children that they are. they might make a mess so they can't have it.

egg and flour? man they must think being able to buy a gun makes us gods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:36:03 No.4189491 Report

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>>4189485
>>4189488
A B S O L U T E
S
T
A
T
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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:36:54 No.4189492 Report

Quoted By: >>4189515

>>4189488
Fucking wat? Bongs are more retarded than leafs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:37:27 No.4189493 Report

Quoted By: >>4189498 >>4189561 >>4189591

>>4189485
> be murimutt
> can buy anti-armored vehicles 50 cal gun

Wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:37:56 No.4189494 Report

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>>4189488
This can't be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:38:17 No.4189495 Report

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>>4189488
Is this what bongs do to keep the murder rate low? Remove anyone's ability to do anything at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:38:37 No.4189496 Report

Quoted By: >>4189585

>>4189485
>bebong
>never get eggs or flour thrown at you
>be mutt
>get shot
Remind me again why British people are made fun of

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:38:42 No.4189497 Report

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>>4189488
That's what you get for throwing flour and eggs instead of straight up glitter.
Try not selling glitter to little girls, there will be RIOTS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:39:48 No.4189498 Report

Quoted By: >>4189531 >>4189535

>>4189493
Someone say 50 cal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:40:08 No.4189499 Report

Quoted By: >>4189592

>>4189494
There's no written statute anywhere forbidding the sale of eggs and flour to under 16s or anyone what so ever - obviously. I don't know what that is, my guess a personal choice by a shop where that has happened a lot but I've never seen it in my life and if anyone else in the UK has I'd like to hear that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:40:25 No.4189500 Report

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>>4189494
>>4189495
>>4189490
You do know this is because chavs and niggers buy vast amounts of eggs and flour and then spend time throwing this shit at cars, passers by, businesses etc?

Then again, I only have to look behind my back for people throwing eggs, not brandishing pistols at me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:40:31 No.4189501 Report

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>>4189488
i still don't understand how they carry a knife home fomr the shops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:41:25 No.4189502 Report

Quoted By: >>4189506 >>4189510

>>4189500
Have you seen this before then? When I was younger the local Sainsburys ended up getting rid of the itchy bomb plants they had because we'd throw them off buses and cars but not flour and eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:42:23 No.4189503 Report

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>>4189500
brandishing is a felony. so are warning shots.

any law abiding citizens knows that if he is going to take out his CCW he is going to kill someone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:43:04 No.4189504 Report

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>>4189501

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:43:16 No.4189505 Report

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>>4189501
holy fuck lol

HAHAHA

hang on thats not emphatic enough;

___HA_HA_HA_HA_HA__!!!111!!11

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:43:21 No.4189506 Report

Quoted By: >>4189509

>>4189502
Itchy bomb plants? Those spheres that break apart? I used to put those in water balloons and chunk them from the school roof.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:43:26 No.4189507 Report

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>>4189495
>>4189501
>>4189485
bongs are more cucked than leafs, and lemme tell ya, that ain't easy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:43:36 No.4189508 Report

Quoted By: >>4189515 >>4189527 >>4189558 >>4189611

>>4189488
It's retarded, but it's a policy you see supermarkets do in middle-class areas because they don't want their houses to be egged and floured during Halloween.
Here is an American shop doing the EXACT same thing.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/grocery-store-egg-sales-minors_us_562fbf72e4b0c66bae59bd8d

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:44:11 No.4189509 Report

Quoted By: >>4189511 >>4189525

>>4189506
Like big red berries that make you itchy if you get hit with them. We used to just stand on a main road and throw them off passing cars. Makes me want to go do it again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:44:23 No.4189510 Report

Quoted By: >>4189512 >>4189519 >>4189608

>>4189501
I can walk into a shop with a bag filled with blades and billhooks to get them sharpened up at a nearby shop.

As usual, Americans are gullible and believe that anything they see is universal truth.

>>4189502
Yes we had a problem with local kids who clearly arent interested in baking some fairy cakes or biscuits spending cash on flour and eggs then spending the rest of the night hurling them at people getting off the bus from work, old ladies cowering in fear in their bungalows and businesses who won't sell them alcohol.

Clearly on a discretionary basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:44:58 No.4189511 Report

Quoted By: >>4189512

>>4189509
,...you mean rose hips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:45:50 No.4189512 Report

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>>4189510
>flour and eggs then spending the rest of the night hurling them at people getting off the bus from work, old ladies cowering in fear in their bungalows and businesses who won't sell them alcohol.
Lel. Sounds about right. I can see that happening.

>>4189511
Sounds about right. They were itchy bombs in Geordieland if that is indeed what they were.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:45:51 No.4189513 Report

Quoted By: >>4189532 >>4189552

>>4189501
you need a reason to carry a knife. they law doesn't say its illegal to carry a knife. it say's it's illegal to carry one without good reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:46:12 No.4189514 Report

Quoted By: >>4189518

>>4189500
It's a bit of an extreme reaction for something that is a nuisance at most. Is it really that widespread? Has this happened to you or anyone you know? I'm actually kind of interested in this now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:46:19 No.4189515 Report

Quoted By: >>4189524

>>4189490
>>4189492
>>4189494
>>4189495
see
>>4189508

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:46:27 No.4189516 Report

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>>4189488
Civil war when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:47:06 No.4189517 Report

Quoted By: >>4189522 >>4189563 >>4189576

>>4189485
Brits like Australians believe there is no problem in existence that can't be solved by banning things

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:47:29 No.4189518 Report

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>>4189514
>not getting hit with mud bombs every time you pass through the local council estate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:47:44 No.4189519 Report

Quoted By: >>4189521 >>4189523

>>4189510
instead of banning eggs and flour, why not just arrest and/or horse whip the perpetrators?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:48:03 No.4189520 Report

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Why can't these kids just be like Sweden and throw hand grenades?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:48:17 No.4189521 Report

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>>4189519
Because more lower class scum are bred every day who will take their place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:48:27 No.4189522 Report

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>>4189517
or taxing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:49:16 No.4189523 Report

Quoted By: >>4189526

>>4189519
Because they're poolanders, pajeets and pakis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:49:48 No.4189524 Report

Quoted By: >>4189577

>>4189515
im sorry but thats not a defense of anything.

your children. your pathetic. you yearn to be told what to do, how to do it, when to do it and to be fucking filmed via CCTV while you fucking do it.

it makes me sick to my stomach.
it brings bile up into my fucking esophagus.

fuck you.
fuck your faggot country.
hang yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:49:53 No.4189525 Report

Quoted By: >>4189528

>>4189509
Ah I'm thinking of the American Sycamore which has a cousin, the London Plane Tree, in the UK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:50:00 No.4189526 Report

Quoted By: >>4189529

>>4189523
No they aren't. They're chavs and about as English as they come.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:50:14 No.4189527 Report

Quoted By: >>4189619

>>4189508
OMG USA IS SO KEKED XDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:51:03 No.4189528 Report

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>>4189525
Ah I know the type you mean. Bit like conker shells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:52:28 No.4189529 Report

Quoted By: >>4189530

>>4189526
Alright then. Chavs are better by default.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:53:06 No.4189530 Report

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>>4189529
Paki kids throw bricks off cars. Chavs just throw eggs, mud bombs and berries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:53:24 No.4189531 Report

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>>4189498
you got this from k, fuck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:53:25 No.4189532 Report

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>>4189513
>oy you
>is that a knife on your belt there?
>what's your reason for carrying that?
What do you say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:54:09 No.4189533 Report

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>>4189532
oi mate g'day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:54:20 No.4189534 Report

Quoted By: >>4189540

>>4189532
say your sihk and your religion requires it. the officer will be suspended for racism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:54:42 No.4189535 Report

Quoted By: >>4189542 >>4189543

>>4189498
what's that stick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:55:08 No.4189536 Report

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BIN
THAT
WHISK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:56:02 No.4189537 Report

Quoted By: >>4189579

>>4189532
It is my holy blade for cutting infidels and goats in holy rituals, inshalla.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:56:35 No.4189538 Report

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>>4189488
>weaponized food

this is new

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:56:36 No.4189539 Report

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My firepower (pic related) because I'm English.
But to be absolutely cereal.
Of course you can buy a gun. A full auto, with a box of frags for when you really want to celebrate bonfire night.
Just don't tell anyone.
You faggots in the colonies think guns are for photographing and posting on line, yet how many of you ever pushed the barrel up someone's nose even? you'd be in the Hogg locker begging CNN to save you by banning freedom if my kitten got angry.
Can buy pussy gun legally with pussy single shot selector with three settings - single - single - single.
POOOOOSAYZ
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Nicola_Hughes_and_Fiona_Bone
These ossifers with their crack training in political correctness and media awareness walked into a fight where a couple of heads were killing off the competition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:56:48 No.4189540 Report

Quoted By: >>4189546

>>4189534
Sihks have to carry ceremonial knives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:56:52 No.4189541 Report

Quoted By: >>4189551 >>4189553

>>4189485
I predict they'll be the first Islamic State in Europe before Germany, Sweeden and Canada. No wonder niggers, dunecoons and other assorted Paki's find their nation laughable and treat the natives like a doormat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:57:22 No.4189542 Report

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>>4189535
It was her stick she brought in from outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:57:51 No.4189543 Report

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>>4189535
Anti-Material Rifle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:58:04 No.4189544 Report

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>>4189491
that would be fun as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:58:18 No.4189545 Report

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>>4189532
Say I'm jewish and require a knife to defend myself from anti-semitism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:58:21 No.4189546 Report

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>>4189540
yeah buddy im glad you get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:59:12 No.4189547 Report

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Trying to picture this throwing off thing. Do you mean throwing at or throwing from?

>be cleetus, can't buy kinder egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:59:13 No.4189548 Report

Quoted By: >>4189554

>>4189532
You don't need a reason to carry a folding knife with a blade under 3 inches. Anything else is "for work".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 11:59:47 No.4189549 Report

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>>4189532
If it's an emergency he says 'ne new ne naw ne naw' as drives so you know to get out of the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:01:27 No.4189550 Report

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>>4189500

If you don't live in a nigger or poor spic shit hole, your chances of getting a gun pulled on you are practically non existent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:02:35 No.4189551 Report

Quoted By: >>4189556

>>4189541
>Canada
>In Europe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:02:53 No.4189552 Report

Quoted By: >>4189560 >>4189562 >>4189566

>>4189513
A KNIFE BONG ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:04:31 No.4189553 Report

Quoted By: >>4189574

>>4189541
Someone doesn't like being exiled to the wastelands.
Tough sheeeiitt.
In the time it took you to read this a dingo has stolen your baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:04:45 No.4189554 Report

Quoted By: >>4189580

>>4189548
as long as you follow these exact rules
and nobody feels threatened by the sight of your floppy 3 incher
or face 4 years in prison and an unlimited fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:05:39 No.4189555 Report

Quoted By: >>4189575

Disclaimer: I don't hate bongs, I'm merely illustrating how their government is cucking them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:05:48 No.4189556 Report

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>>4189551
Derp, thanks for pointing that out goy. Canada is trying real hard to be like dad though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:06:19 No.4189557 Report

Quoted By: >>4189564

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:06:24 No.4189558 Report

Quoted By: >>4189636

>>4189508
Why are middle class areas full of such pussies
When I was at school my house got egged and I found out who it was so I beat them up after school

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:06:35 No.4189559 Report

Quoted By: >>4189571

>>4189485
What a shit meme. You know this is a swede or frog by their hiding behind a fag flag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:07:10 No.4189560 Report

Quoted By: >>4189564 >>4189565 >>4189567 >>4189616

>>4189552
Never mind knifes, potato peelers should never be kept in the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:07:26 No.4189561 Report

Quoted By: >>4189605

>>4189493
>be france
>1/8 women raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:07:38 No.4189562 Report

Quoted By: >>4189604

>>4189552
What country is that from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:08:05 No.4189563 Report

Quoted By: >>4189625

>>4189517
Thats why we rebelled from dad 240 years ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:08:20 No.4189564 Report

Quoted By: >>4189572 >>4189615 >>4189624

>>4189557
you are like a little baby
>>4189560

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:08:24 No.4189565 Report

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>>4189560
is that a can opener?
no one should have access to weapons of war like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:08:28 No.4189566 Report

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>>4189552
That's not Britain. Check the currency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:08:40 No.4189567 Report

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>>4189560
>a fucking can opener
the absolute state m8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:08:43 No.4189568 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:09:00 No.4189569 Report

Quoted By: >>4189621

>>4189532
camping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:09:09 No.4189570 Report

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>>4189488
Oh ffs I take back my last post. Obviously we could bake a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:09:19 No.4189571 Report

Quoted By: >>4189578

>>4189559
hiya

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:09:31 No.4189572 Report

Quoted By: >>4189573

>>4189564
noice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:10:24 No.4189573 Report

Quoted By: >>4189584

>>4189572
watch this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:10:40 No.4189574 Report

Quoted By: >>4189582 >>4189583

>>4189553
>Someone doesn't like being exiled to the wastelands.
I'm not even mad. Mad Max Wasteland is far comfier than a dystopic, 6 gorillion cameras on every corner, police state where police don't prosecute paki rape gangs cause muh racism. I'm surprised you haven't been arrested for browsing 4chan yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:11:41 No.4189575 Report

Quoted By: >>4189587

>>4189555
Those signs go up after the police stations all got closed.
The government steal all the tax money, don't hire police but get their newspapers to call you gangsters if you hire out to police your own area.
Actually, no, Daily Fail, A protection racket is where YOU commit the crime and bully people into paying you not to.
A private policing action is when everyone begs you to go and tell your neighbours that you'll be standing on their wind pipe until the police arrive (could be hours) if they don't stop dealing drugs in the street.
These subtle differences are ignored by the media.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:11:42 No.4189576 Report

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>>4189517
>you should ban sharia law

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:12:42 No.4189577 Report

Quoted By: >>4189581

>>4189524
not an argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:13:03 No.4189578 Report

Quoted By: >>4189586

>>4189571
I'm alright with poos because you're not bad to live side by side with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:13:03 No.4189579 Report

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>>4189537
righty-o then carry on m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:13:41 No.4189580 Report

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>>4189554
I don't run around in public waving my knives in people's faces. As long as you don't live in london or act like a retard then you can carry a knife just fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:14:08 No.4189581 Report

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>>4189577
yes it is you brain dead limey moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:14:22 No.4189582 Report

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>>4189574
Just another example of why my Australian hate isn't unwarranted. You're awful people with an axe to grind about Britain, everywhere I go you're winging about something. I wish they'd take that Union Jack off your flag and move your god forsaken desert shithole of a continent away from New Zealand so I never need to encounter your mongoloids ever again as long as I live.

The only Anglos in Australia seem to be the absolute worst of the worst. Like you're trying to outdo chavs in the lower class department or something. The rest are just Irish and German mongs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:14:27 No.4189583 Report

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>>4189574
Hows ya Bush tucka today?
the cameras don't usually work or have anyone to watch them. It's a psy-OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:15:33 No.4189584 Report

Quoted By: >>4189642

>>4189573
eh I remember reading about that pic somewhere and apparently that schooltrip was a voluntary, one-time thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:15:38 No.4189585 Report

Quoted By: >>4189588 >>4189589

>>4189496
>be bong
>get acid thrown in your face
>disfigured for life
>"a-atleast I didn't get shot!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:15:44 No.4189586 Report

Quoted By: >>4189590

>>4189578
Go do it in poo land. Don't build poosville over here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:16:08 No.4189587 Report

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>>4189575
good to know, thanks for the backstory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:17:00 No.4189588 Report

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>>4189585
London is an absolute disgrace. It's a sea of babbling shitholers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:17:44 No.4189589 Report

Quoted By: >>4189593 >>4189600

>>4189585
TFW UK has more violent crime than america

TFW USA gun use is mostly self defense

...no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:17:46 No.4189590 Report

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>>4189586
But Indians do integrate with us here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:18:28 No.4189591 Report

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>>4189493
Right has a proper amount of THICCness

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:19:01 No.4189592 Report

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>>4189499
Bong, I read you have a poultry shortage. You don't grow your own food anymore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:19:24 No.4189593 Report

Quoted By: >>4189595 >>4189637

>>4189589
That's the equivalent of saying that the US has more Muslims than the UK because you have 500,000 more than us despite them being only 1% of your population.

Before you erupt into autistic fits of rage screaming "PER CAPITA", I want you to explain what that means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:20:28 No.4189594 Report

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>>4189486
These are two main ingredients for the nerve gas thrown in the faces of the kuffar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:21:18 No.4189595 Report

Quoted By: >>4189598

>>4189593
>That's the equivalent of saying

no thats a fucking fact.
get over it you nit.

UK sucks dick america kicks ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:21:29 No.4189596 Report

Quoted By: >>4189599

>>4189501
I unironically think this is a good thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:22:04 No.4189597 Report

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OI! STOP RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME OF SHARIAH LAW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:23:03 No.4189598 Report

Quoted By: >>4189612

>>4189595
>no thats a fucking fact.
It isn't anything other than a /pol/ meme. If it were true, I'd explain how you need to factor in the differences between state and federal law in the US vs the UK for what a violent crime is, but I don't even need to go that far because if I ask you to provide statistics, you'll come up with nothing or a /pol/ source because no official sources want to back something that's so easily proven to be untrue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:23:05 No.4189599 Report

Quoted By: >>4189629

>>4189596
we know brit. the fewer freedoms your populous has, the better - according to you.

god forbid anyone have to act as a parent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:23:05 No.4189600 Report

Quoted By: >>4189602 >>4189612 >>4189613

>>4189589
But our 'violent crime' is a broken nose.
Yours is a school full of dead children.
And what did you all do?
Hid in the Hogg locker and played with your phones.
>As an American I've got me a gun.
But I ain't never gunna defend myself I just puts me a spot light on it and stays awake all night staring at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:23:46 No.4189601 Report

Quoted By:

All bongs need to literally kill themselves immediately for being so cucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:24:07 No.4189602 Report

Quoted By: >>4189613

>>4189600
Don't try to justify it to him. He's talking absolute rubbish. You're right that US law and UK law for what a violent crime is are not at all synonymous but the plain fact that the UK has more violent crime than the US just isn't true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:24:30 No.4189603 Report

Quoted By: >>4189607

>>4189488

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:24:32 No.4189604 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189562
Australia

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:24:33 No.4189605 Report

Quoted By: >>4189609

>>4189561
> be aussie cuck
> get emu'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:25:31 No.4189606 Report

Quoted By:

>my mouth is very small
Not a true American

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:25:38 No.4189607 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189603
The
>anyone found in possession of this is, etc
is written with the Calibri font with paint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:25:55 No.4189608 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189510
Reported

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:27:28 No.4189609 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189605
fucking hell.. that chart looks bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:27:44 No.4189610 Report

Quoted By: >>4189611

>>4189488
Do bonglets actually feel safe when looking at meaningless overtures like this? Ahmed rams his dick through your kid from twat to tonsils, but little Timmy can't buy a butterknife until age 21, so all is right in the world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:29:35 No.4189611 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189610
It's not a nation wide thing. Some shops in the US do the exact same >>4189508

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:29:42 No.4189612 Report

Quoted By: >>4189617

>>4189600
>>4189598
even polls state that brits fear violent crime more than america.

you can deny the crime metric (incorrectly - if UK people are such bitches as to classify every scrape as violence then so be it) but you cant say shit about the fact that your more afraid of crime than i am.

http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Fear-of-crime/Worries-about-being-attacked

and no reverse cherry picking you limey fucks. violent crime means being attacked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:29:50 No.4189613 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189600
>>4189602

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:30:00 No.4189614 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189485
>He was so mad he made 2 threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:30:44 No.4189615 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189564
Uk is officially muslim, I mean.. pakis can already bring in their child brides, as long as they get married outside the UK it's fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:30:59 No.4189616 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189560
>a potato peeler
What?
>a can opener
How the fuck would you mug someone with a can opener? What's the threat? Pinch the skin of the neck, put it between the blades and just....... roll it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:31:07 No.4189617 Report

Quoted By: >>4189622

>>4189612
>even polls state that brits fear violent crime more than america.
I was right, as if I needed any confirmation beyond 2 minutes on google. Your only source is based on people's fears as opposed to genuine crime statistics lel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:31:50 No.4189618 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189485

Good, means those little cunts can't egg my Morris Minor traveller anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:31:59 No.4189619 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189527
Wait a minute. KEKED. K.E.K.E.D. keked. KEK. K.E.K. kek.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:32:40 No.4189620 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189485
Fucking right bongs can't. This started with tea, went through knives, eggs and flour, and is going to end with England being a Muslim nation. That is what they deserve for enslaving America hundreds of years ago. The stars and stripes never forget

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:32:50 No.4189621 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189569
Frendly mosque visit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:33:17 No.4189622 Report

Quoted By: >>4189630 >>4189631 >>4189633

>>4189617
no i gave the genuine stats. and you incorrectly dismissed them.

again, if UK faggots are such pussies that scraping your elbow means violence then thats what you count as violent crimes.
you see you have to take into account just how much of a bitch each and every brit is. when you do this you see that the crime stats are infact perfectly comprable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:33:29 No.4189623 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:33:33 No.4189624 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189564
I love how the whole institution confesses to pedophilia problems
I mean quirks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:33:43 No.4189625 Report

Quoted By: >>4189628

>>4189563
No. that was because the Freemasons told you that you wouldn't have to pay taxes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:33:52 No.4189626 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:34:09 No.4189627 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:34:24 No.4189628 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189625
and for over 100 years we didn't.
then the west fell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:34:31 No.4189629 Report

Quoted By: >>4189635

>>4189599
The State should be the parent of us all, rather the stern father than overbearing mother.
There is nothing good that comes from (((energy drinks)))

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:34:41 No.4189630 Report

Quoted By: >>4189633 >>4189638

>>4189622
I'm reading through them now. They aren't crime statistics. Why do you assume nobody will bother to read links you post?

>Worries attacked. Based on 0-50 contributions for Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria and 82 more countries and 50-100 contributions for Argentina, Belgium, Bulgaria and 24 more countries and over 100 contributions for Australia, Brazil, Canada and 17 more countries. The surveys were conducted by numbeo.com from July, 2011 to February, 2014. See this sample survey for the United States, respondents were asked "(How worried are you about)......being physically attacked by strangers?".

>The higher the value, the more survey respondents believe it is high in their country.

Read that last bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:35:21 No.4189631 Report

Quoted By: >>4189668

>>4189622
>posted from the Hogg locker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:35:44 No.4189632 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189488

>be crafty Slav
>invest in nice big industrial refrigerator
>at 3 weeks before egg throwing season
>start making rounds to various supermarkets
>buy large but plausible amounts of eggs and flour
>store massive amounts of eggs in big industrial refrigerator (don't want them to spoil)
>come egg throwing season
>open secret egg terroras shop
>sell eggs and flour to middle class Bong kids at 300% markup
>...
>PROFITSKI CYKA BLYAT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:36:01 No.4189633 Report

Quoted By: >>4189634 >>4189639

>>4189630
>>4189622
And even on these statistics, which are based on how worried people are about getting attacked, the UK scored 0.8% higher than you. Hardly a huge accomplishment. Based on 100 participants out of 60 million people versus 300 million people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:36:28 No.4189634 Report

Quoted By: >>4189640 >>4189641

>>4189633

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:36:34 No.4189635 Report

Quoted By: >>4189648

>>4189629
That last second heil the woman pulled off makes that clip all the better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:37:24 No.4189636 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189558
because then both you and the fuck who got beat up both lost something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:37:50 No.4189637 Report

Quoted By: >>4189647

>>4189593
If you will just come over to the states you will be welcome. The women will love your accent, so you get tons of pussy. There is a dentist for every 20 people, so your teeth will look good. If you have muscle or brains you will have employment. You can build your own house, have kids, live a life of freedom.

That's why we built this country, so come on ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:37:54 No.4189638 Report

Quoted By: >>4189641

>>4189630
>Why do you assume nobody will bother to read links you post?

because i didn't bother to read them?

this is all quite ancillary to the main point:
UK is a nanny state and thats just how you fucking like it.

id fight my way to work through a fucking war zone if it means liberty. fuck your not-even-sovegn nation state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:38:45 No.4189639 Report

Quoted By: >>4189643

>>4189633
fine take that point. UK and US are comparable in fear of crime. great. good job. no guns and whats it get you?
at least i can instantly murder my attacker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:38:45 No.4189640 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189634

Wasn't that the point they made before?

The definition of violent crime is different in each country. Most of those 2,034 would probably not be counted as a violent crime in America.

It would help if there was a source so we could actually check how they got those figures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:38:51 No.4189641 Report

Quoted By: >>4189644

>>4189634
>If I ask you to provide statistics, you'll come up with nothing or a /pol/ source because no official sources want to back something that's so easily proven to be untrue.

>>4189638
I don't engage with LARPtards. Especially ones who start out trying to prove the UK has more violent crime than the US and fail spectacularly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:39:37 No.4189642 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189584
right, so its not 100% cucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:39:41 No.4189643 Report

Quoted By: >>4189646

>>4189639
>at least i can instantly murder my attacker.
A buffalo can kill a lion if the circumstances are right. If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then what's stopping me from just bricking the cunt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:39:43 No.4189644 Report

Quoted By: >>4189645

>>4189641
>I don't engage with LARPtards.
ok m8. have fun not engaging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:40:20 No.4189645 Report

Quoted By: >>4189649

>>4189644
No I'll still go. I don't usually post on outer/pol/ because this is the archetype of what you mongs are, but continue, by all means Rambo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:40:22 No.4189646 Report

Quoted By: >>4189653

>>4189643
your assailant being bigger than you?

better hit the gym bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:40:48 No.4189647 Report

Quoted By: >>4189652

>>4189637
Dentists are plentiful and FREE in the uk.
Scratching around to insult your betters you discover mike Myers taking the piss out of 60's actors.
Make endless reuse of jest in cartoon, because you get away with it because Americans are slow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:41:13 No.4189648 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189635
I just kive how it looks like there is some National Socialist magnet in the flowers that seem to be pulling the baby off it's feet towards Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:41:30 No.4189649 Report

Quoted By: >>4189653 >>4189669

>>4189645
you've yet to rebut my main gripe with you limey fucks.

>UK is a nanny state and thats just how you fucking like it.

but then again i get the feeling you don't see that as a knock against you.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:41:44 No.4189650 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189488
NO SHNITZEL FOR BONGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:42:15 No.4189651 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189485
Impressive Troll, I'm surprised you knew.

It only applies to kids around Halloween because they have a habit of throwing stuff at buses etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:42:43 No.4189652 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189647

I agree with your points but it isn't entirely free. Its free for children so most get braces if they need before they're 18.

Dentists do have a fixed price though which can't go over like £160 or something ridiculously small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:42:57 No.4189653 Report

Quoted By: >>4189696

>>4189646
Mass is not an indication of strength. Again, in nature if the circumstances are correct, a wild dog can kill a leopard and buffalos can stampede a lion.

>>4189649
I read it. Do you think you're blowing my mind or something? Not to mention everything you know about Britain comes from /pol/. I used to rail some slut from Poca in West Virginia. All I'm saying is, I'd rather stay in the UK.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FICppVGP Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:44:22 No.4189658 Report

Quoted By: >>4189766

mods moving threads but not deleting blacked threads on tv

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Anonymous ID:/6tGm5BA Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:46:01 No.4189668 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189631

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tb1+m8EJ Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:46:01 No.4189669 Report

Quoted By: >>4189738

>>4189649

In certain places in America its illegal to cross the road without permission.

Not saying we aren't a nanny state but you sure as hell are too.

Same shit applies though, no officer is going to give a shit about laws like that being broken unless you're being a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/pjwjzZ2 Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:48:26 No.4189696 Report

Quoted By: >>4189739

>>4189653
good id rather you stay there too.

since the thread is dead to /pol/ ill just say before i close this tab that of all the people I hate in this world; i don't hate brits very much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/6tGm5BA Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:51:59 No.4189738 Report

Quoted By: >>4189755

>>4189669
>but you sure as hell are too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tb1+m8EJ Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:52:03 No.4189739 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189696

To be fair I don't think brits hate Americans much either, its just easy to mock each other 'cos we're so similar in so many aspects. Makes the little differences funny.

I am pretty jealous of being able to have a gun but I'm glad as shit that our population don't 'cos they're mostly morons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tb1+m8EJ Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:54:44 No.4189755 Report

Quoted By: >>4189774 >>4189853

>>4189738
>but you sure as hell are too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWK+vDzd Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:56:42 No.4189766 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189658
Time to fire those Shitted.com memes up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/6tGm5BA Sat 24 Feb 2018 12:58:31 No.4189774 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189755
>jaywalking not an issue in the country where majority of roads aren't wider than American driveways
Surprising

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o3A2oIac Sat 24 Feb 2018 13:12:50 No.4189853 Report

Quoted By:

>>4189755
Our retards love to cross roads whenever and wherever they want, with no regard for the cars that must slam on their brakes to avoid them. Jaywalking laws fixed that.

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