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>at the coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTON
>SUPAH MALE VTAHLUHTY kicks in so I get the cohrage tah tolk tah her
>can't fink of sumthing tah say
>"OI! DIJEW know NOINTY FOH percent of peepol don't trust tha MAYNE-STREAM MEATIER?"
>she looks confused so I tolk moar loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT?"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK when she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST, YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON!"
>that fill when no gee-eff
