Hurrrrrr, I'm gaaaaaay, huururuururruuerrerrrreeurerr, I'm gaaaaay!.... Uhoh 3 seconds have passed and I haven't told anyone that I'm gaaaaaay I'M GAAAAAAAAAAY! Oh god, another 4 seconds have passed, I'm Gaaaaaaaaaaaay I'm gaaaaaaaaaaay! Oh fuck 3 more seconds, GAAAAAAAAAAAY.
YOU'RE BORING.
You're not cool, you're not clever, you-are-boring. Never forget this.