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>be me
>hanging out with (now ex)gf
>those parentheses will be explained soon
>anyway
>watching TV, talking, etc.
>some minutes later
>about to sleep
>in that stage of falling asleep where your brain hates you and comes up with the worst shit
>remember a couple of posts on /x/ about Belgians eating some anon's dick off
>can't sleep
>notice open closet door
>see two reflected shining dots coming out of the dark
>get real sweaty
>hop out of the bed
>run to the kitchen
>come back with a knife
>turn on the light
>"you better not be real, you fuck!"
>long story short, I'm not allowed in Oaxaca anymore, and I have at least 3 psychiatrists now.
