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>be brit
>decide to holiday in america
>plane touches down on american runway
>waistline immediately balloons outwards
>gain 50 pounds spontaneously
>lose british accent and acquire southern drawl
>.45 in a holster suddenly materialises on my hip
>skincolor deepens to a muttish brown
Why does this happen everytime
Also on a related note, who wants to see my 23&me results?