Fuck your dick measuring shit. Always, fucking, triggers me. When I was a teenager (virgin) I was fucking proud of my thing. It's 35 cm (13.7795). Whenever my mates saw it, they got jealous as fuck. Then i finally got in to the dating game and shit turned sower fast. Turns out girls don't like fisting and majority of my potential mates stopped everything as soon as they saw my thing. Lost my virginity at 24, she had to stretch herself for two weeks before we could finally do it. When we broke up, it took me countless tries and four years to find another one willing to try it out. Needless to say, you fucks complaining about your size is fucking infuriating. Be happy that bitches don't run when they pull your pants down.
