>Masturbating
Why do people do this?
Why don't they get a significant other and have a meaningful relationship?
Why don't they get a job?
Why don't they clean their balls?
Why don't they wash their hands before and after using the bathroom?
Why don't they Tostito's pizza rolls?
Why don't they replay to this post?
Is it because they know their mother will die if they don't?
