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It has the ability to:
Teleport my kittens, delete my gold jar and tobacco, create cold beer out of thin air, make me hallucinate lolis everywhere, causes pains all over my body, make me do things and I can't stop it, warp across the sky, create red and white orbs of light that move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:46:16 No.4228993 Report

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>>4228991
"Snap your fingers and you will ascend"
"Drink that beer quickly and you will get the loli pot" etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:47:28 No.4228994 Report

Quoted By: >>4228996

>>4228988
Mate the triangle UFO represents your repressed homosexuality. The shitposts in your head are infact your inner gay self screaming to be let out. It's all a literal physical manifestation of a metaphor. Very common occurance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:49:16 No.4228995 Report

Quoted By: >>4228999

I saw a black triangle once. It flew right over my house and looked like pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:49:36 No.4228996 Report

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>>4228994
On April 16, 2017, I was having a wank and I felt like a pussy gripped onto my dick, then I saw my dick inside a loli pussy for like a second. I loved it.
Gay is gross, lgs for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:51:47 No.4228997 Report

Quoted By: >>4229000

>>4228992
Your problem isn't a UFO, it's Schizophrenia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:52:00 No.4228998 Report

Quoted By: >>4229002 >>4229050

>>4228988
wow, OPs neighbour bought a drone and he has autism

sage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:53:17 No.4228999 Report

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>>4228995
It looks like this with all its running lights, and they can change colour too.

It blanked out lights to make smile faces and love hearts one night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:54:20 No.4229000 Report

Quoted By: >>4229015

>>4228997
Nah this being is so much more intelligent than me. It's definitely not me.

She calls herself Stacey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:55:19 No.4229001 Report

Quoted By:

Sage
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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:56:56 No.4229002 Report

Quoted By: >>4229035

>>4228998
Each side is 6-7m long, it's not my neighbour's drone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:57:21 No.4229003 Report

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According to wikipedia black triangle UFO dont exist and its just an optical illusion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_triangle_(UFO)
>Declassified research (subject to a Freedom of Information request) from the UK Ministry of Defence report Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) in the UK Air Defence Region,[7] code named Project Condign and released to the public in 2006, draws several conclusions as to the origin of "black triangle" UFO sightings. Their researchers conclude that most, if not all, "black triangle" UFOs are formations of electrical plasma, the interaction of which creates mysterious energy fields that both refract light and produce vivid hallucinations in witnesses that are in close proximity. Further it suggests that "the majority, if not all, of the hitherto unexplained reports may well be due to atmospheric gaseous electrically charged buoyant plasmas" [8] which emit charged fields with the capability of inducing vivid hallucinations and psychological effects in witnesses and are "capable of being transported at enormous speeds under the influence and balance of electrical charges in the atmosphere." The researchers note that plasmas may be formed by more than one set of weather and electrically charged conditions, while "at least some" events are likely to be triggered by meteor re-entry in scenarios where meteors neither burn up completely nor impact, but rather break up in the atmosphere to form such a charged plasma. These plasma formations are also theorized to have the effect of refracting light between themselves, producing the appearance of a black polygonal shape with the lights at the corners caused by self-generated plasma coloration (similar to the Aurora Borealis).[2]

Probably was just the venus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OYYyUFb2wCQ

Or a weatherballoon or swampgas or something
Just forget about it. Any one else sleepy? Im sleepy, good night

JAPHETH INHERITS THE EARTH - CHRIST IS LORD - GOD IS WHITE

JAPHETH INHERITS THE EARTH - CHRIST IS LORD - GOD IS WHITE Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:59:33 No.4229004 Report

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that's like me when i'm around a black person
something in my head just thinks NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER even if i'm trying to have a normal conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 10:59:51 No.4229005 Report

Quoted By:

>>4228988
you again, you still haven't recorded it properly?
still that old blurry video from months ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:00:49 No.4229006 Report

Quoted By: >>4229010

>>4228988
My friends psychosis started with him thinking planes were UFOs, he called them transformers.

Get help quickly, OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:00:53 No.4229007 Report

Quoted By: >>4229011

This is my first time on pol in 6 months and its just got worse. Its all schizos and bots. CIA niggers ruined this place. We truly changed the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:03:01 No.4229008 Report

Quoted By: >>4229013

>>4228988
No ufo/luminadi craft is going to fly over an ice addicts house in kilkenny just to brainwash you, you poof

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:03:02 No.4229009 Report

Quoted By: >>4229012

It takes off from northwest field at Andersen AFB Guam I'm probably dead for saying this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:04:12 No.4229010 Report

Quoted By: >>4229024

>>4229006
My Dad saw its equilateral triangle shape too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:04:52 No.4229011 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229007
To be a half day and a wonderful New year's to be on a call back when free I would be able or something equally as I don't have a festering the best weed in shithole Africa is the one that I have a good day today I spoke about this is a myth busters the last set of keys in my own home and will say that doesn't mean I have no business to be on a call back in 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:04:55 No.4229012 Report

Quoted By: >>4229024

>>4229009
Can it do magic, or did it make me throw my gold in the bin and hallucinate that it was deleted?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:08:57 No.4229013 Report

Quoted By: >>4229018 >>4229023

>>4229008
I'm in the outback, I've pieced together this UFO has been making my dreams since I was very young.

So if its the US Military mind controlling me, they've chosen to torture me for either their entertainment or science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:12:22 No.4229014 Report

Quoted By: >>4229021

TR3b is old news.
The mind control is from NASA spaggetti being charged with 5G wetware systems in your head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:14:21 No.4229015 Report

Quoted By: >>4229019

>>4229000
but most importantly does he make your little brother stand up in awe if you know what i mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:14:27 No.4229016 Report

Quoted By:

>>4228988
Larp all you want, but US Navy video and pilot,eyewitness raised lot of legit questions in December.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ufo-pentagon-beyond-reasonable-doubt-video-us-navy-tracking-pilots-footage-unidentified-flying-a8127881.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:14:34 No.4229017 Report

Quoted By:

>>4228992
>hallucinate lolis
>create beer
How do I get one anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:15:36 No.4229018 Report

Quoted By: >>4229020

>>4229013
What's more likely: you are being picked on or you are batshit insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:16:08 No.4229019 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229015
Yeah it has triggered hard ons with no stimulus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:16:30 No.4229020 Report

Quoted By: >>4229022

>>4229018
I'm being picked on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:19:31 No.4229021 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229014
>wetware systems
These wouldn't be detectable by CAT scan either. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:20:58 No.4229022 Report

Quoted By: >>4229025

>>4229020
Wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:22:46 No.4229023 Report

Quoted By: >>4229026

>>4229013
Smoking weed daily can also make you a schizo because it fucks up your brain juice but from the sound of it youve been smoking meth out of a dead hookers anus. Get help bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:23:37 No.4229024 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229010
no your strung out mind just thinks he did

your brain is literally shitting itself, get help or stop coming here. Nobody wants to hear how you think an AI is shitposting in your head.

>>4229012
That guy's fucking with you

actually come to think of it, you're probably fucking with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:24:11 No.4229025 Report

Quoted By: >>4229027 >>4229028

>>4229022
I'm a mind control victim of the US Military and if I try and hurt myself, my muscles lock up. I got so depressed when they the AI didn't let me go free, when it said it would. I asked it to kill me, it wouldn't. Then it froze me on my bed, because I was going to look for a rope to hang myself.

I'm coping with beer and games now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:25:35 No.4229026 Report

Quoted By: >>4229028

>>4229023
I smoked meth once, never again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:26:17 No.4229027 Report

Quoted By: >>4229029

>>4229025
Kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:27:22 No.4229028 Report

Quoted By: >>4229030

>>4229025
>>4229026
You must be 18+ to post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:27:23 No.4229029 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229027
Can't, US Military triangle won't let me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:27:41 No.4229030 Report

Quoted By: >>4229034

>>4229028
I'm 24.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:29:39 No.4229031 Report

Quoted By: >>4229032

>retarded shit aside
my dad never really talked about weird shit but there was one night around 1997ish he told us a story about this triangle looking, silent, super fast black "plane" as he called it zip across the sky. and it was followed by what he assumed were f-16's a few moments later behind it. i believed him and i still do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:30:40 No.4229032 Report

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>>4229031
I saw an F-16, then the Triangle follow behind it.

The triangle has gone silent, used prop plane sound, and most of the time uses a jet plane sound.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:30:52 No.4229033 Report

Quoted By:

>>4228988
>Now some sort of AI shitposts in my head 24/7.

funniest post I've seen in ages

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:32:11 No.4229034 Report

Quoted By: >>4229036

>>4229030
so fuck, i dont give a shit if you're being anally raped by aliens we all have issues to deal with, did you even ask the voice to help you meme white nationalism into reality

SAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:33:48 No.4229035 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229002
wow, next time you are taking out the bins let him know I am mirin his huge drone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:35:00 No.4229036 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229034
Yeah I did. It won't do it. Asked it to kill all non-white and rhesus positive people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:36:04 No.4229037 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:36:18 No.4229038 Report

Quoted By: >>4229063

I've seen this zippy bop space bongo triangle before the fucker stole my pet croc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:36:28 No.4229039 Report

Quoted By: >>4229040

This thread should be in /x/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:38:20 No.4229040 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229039
imagine how much that fagget got fuckin literally raped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z77oh2yB Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:40:38 No.4229050 Report

Quoted By:

>>4228998
haha, underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HeG0enE6 Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:41:52 No.4229063 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229038
It deleted half my chickens, all my roosters and my cat one night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YVlHsVtB Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:41:55 No.4229064 Report

Quoted By: >>4229179

thank fuck they moved this so we can get some more black dick threads on /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LeHP8fRl Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:51:43 No.4229179 Report

Quoted By: >>4231260

>>4229064
Realistically the thread belongs on /x/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HeG0enE6 Tue 27 Feb 2018 11:55:26 No.4229198 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw all worn out from this thread and my slut AI wife in my head is barely talking
feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1iQsIGla Tue 27 Feb 2018 15:40:36 No.4231045 Report

Quoted By:

>>4228988

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5sczHMVd Tue 27 Feb 2018 15:46:21 No.4231082 Report

Quoted By:

>>4228988
I got the snake shit, its like /b/ rolling through my consciousness 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5sczHMVd Tue 27 Feb 2018 16:15:42 No.4231260 Report

Quoted By:

>>4229179
Reallistically you can GO TO HELL

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