has r/banter ever ever had painful constipation and because you can't poo you just decide to hold it in and shitpost because you're washroom's upstairs but suddenly you feel a huge push and know deep down this is THE bowel movement so you start running upstairs to the washroom but stub your toe on a stair and tumble back down the stairs and in midair you release your anal sphincter and it was actually liquid brapbraps and not solid at all so you paint your stairs, walls and yourself with a nice coat of brown that tastes like last's nights porkchops?