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Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:34:17 No.4235590 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4235592 >>4235596 >>4235599 >>4235646 >>4235676 >>4235743 >>4235762 >>4235846 >>4235852

Tell me a joke

Leaf

Leaf ID:nXVLhb2H Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:34:38 No.4235592 Report

Quoted By: >>4235601

>>4235590
My life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qLBeagKA Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:34:46 No.4235594 Report

Quoted By: >>4235597 >>4235601

knock knock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+yV8X/MA Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:34:54 No.4235596 Report

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>>4235590

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qLBeagKA Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:35:03 No.4235597 Report

Quoted By: >>4235606

>>4235594
you're gay lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e22rqWWL Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:35:08 No.4235599 Report

Quoted By: >>4235606

>>4235590
your BF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:35:26 No.4235601 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235594
Who's there?
>>4235592
Go rape a dog, leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:36:13 No.4235606 Report

Quoted By: >>4235665

>>4235599
I don't have a bf.
>>4235597
Top zozzle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:En2DsN56 Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:36:56 No.4235610 Report

Quoted By: >>4235629

What did the cops arrest the turkey?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:39:38 No.4235629 Report

Quoted By: >>4235638

>>4235610
I don't know, why?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:En2DsN56 Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:40:40 No.4235638 Report

Quoted By: >>4235651

>>4235629
They suspected fowl play

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H1eRk/iF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:41:33 No.4235646 Report

Quoted By: >>4235651 >>4235661

>>4235590
Why did the American cross the road?

TO RUN AWAY FROM THE SHOOTER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:42:11 No.4235651 Report

Quoted By: >>4235684

>>4235638
I don't get it
>>4235646
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CJTBoyg4 Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:43:26 No.4235661 Report

Quoted By: >>4235691

>>4235646
Why did the limey cross the road?

To get to Williamsbyshiresington for tea!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e22rqWWL Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:43:36 No.4235665 Report

Quoted By: >>4235691

>>4235606
exactly

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:45:26 No.4235676 Report

Quoted By: >>4235691

>>4235590
The local pool showed up at my door and asked for a donation so I gave them a glass of water.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:En2DsN56 Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:46:07 No.4235684 Report

Quoted By: >>4235691 >>4235721

>>4235651
A fowl is a chicken or something similar like a turkey. It sounds like 'foul play' which usually means murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:47:27 No.4235691 Report

Quoted By: >>4235696 >>4235700 >>4235721

>>4235684
Oh
well, my fault
>>4235676
Meh
>>4235665
It doesn't matter, I'm alone anyways
}>>4235661
Nice ID

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:48:09 No.4235696 Report

Quoted By: >>4235746

>>4235691
Worth a shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:En2DsN56 Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:48:41 No.4235700 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235691
It's not your fault if English isn't your first language.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:51:02 No.4235721 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235684
>>4235691
Wait I think I told the joke wrong. It's usually
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TEOdTN34 Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:51:14 No.4235723 Report

Quoted By: >>4235746

what's the difference between a man wearing a tuxedo on a bicycle and a man wearing a T-shirt on a unicycle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mIbIR2RA Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:53:26 No.4235743 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235590
Pinochet, calm down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:53:43 No.4235746 Report

Quoted By: >>4235754 >>4235759

>>4235723
I don't know
>>4235696
That made me giggle, where you high or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TEOdTN34 Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:54:24 No.4235754 Report

Quoted By: >>4235788

>>4235746
>I don't know
A tire

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:54:52 No.4235759 Report

Quoted By: >>4235788

>>4235746
Maybe that was the real joke all along

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:udF4TQtX Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:55:08 No.4235762 Report

Quoted By: >>4235788

>>4235590
Knock knock.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:57:34 No.4235788 Report

Quoted By: >>4235797 >>4235829

>>4235762
Come in
>>4235759
Ya got me, ya got me good, trickster
>>4235754
meh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:58:41 No.4235797 Report

Quoted By: >>4235800

>>4235788
I wasn't actually planning it but at least I made you laugh

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Tue 27 Feb 2018 23:59:09 No.4235800 Report

Quoted By: >>4235834

>>4235797
forgot reaction image

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V0jVF0w3 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:03:00 No.4235825 Report

Quoted By: >>4235853

Bumstead

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Bumstead ID:udF4TQtX Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:03:17 No.4235829 Report

Quoted By: >>4235839 >>4235853

>>4235788
Oh heck I didn't plan for this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:03:45 No.4235834 Report

Quoted By: >>4235839 >>4235853 >>4235854 >>4235881

>>4235800
You're my third favourite american now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:05:10 No.4235839 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235829
Lol this made me laugh
>>4235834
Wow thanks bro, you're my favorite Chilean

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gatGNOZr Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:06:00 No.4235846 Report

Quoted By: >>4235853

>>4235590
Chile.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qe2r+4z/ Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:06:54 No.4235852 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235590
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:06:56 No.4235853 Report

Quoted By: >>4235863 >>4235864 >>4235866

>>4235825
Hey there, you can come out.
>>4235829
Fine fine, who's there?
>>4235834
Thanks!
>>4235846
Honhonhon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TEOdTN34 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:07:01 No.4235854 Report

Quoted By: >>4235882

>>4235834
who's your first

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zlT72ps6 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:07:25 No.4235855 Report

Quoted By: >>4235881

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:08:30 No.4235863 Report

Quoted By: >>4235882

>>4235853
I think u replied to the wrong post

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:udF4TQtX Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:08:32 No.4235864 Report

Quoted By: >>4235882

>>4235853
Egg.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V0jVF0w3 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:09:02 No.4235866 Report

Quoted By: >>4235882

>>4235853
Hey, how're you?
Also, why could the fisherman never decide whether or not his fishing pole was any good?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TEOdTN34 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:12:38 No.4235881 Report

Quoted By: >>4235903

>>4235855
I bet if I asked you to prove that 2 + 2 = 4 then you wouldn't know how to do it
>>4235834
There are three men stuck on an Island.
A Genie comes and gives each man a single wish.
>The first man says "I wish to be off the island",
>The second man says "I wish to be off the island",
>The Third man says "I'm lonely I wish my friends were back"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:12:39 No.4235882 Report

Quoted By: >>4235912 >>4235921

>>4235854
Tsumugi.
>>4235863
Yeah...
>>4235864
LMAO
>>4235866
I'm fine, and you?
Also, I don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:16:19 No.4235903 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235881
Heh.
Nice one

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:udF4TQtX Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:17:23 No.4235912 Report

Quoted By: >>4235925 >>4235975

>>4235882
The punch line is supposed to be, "me. I'm egg-cited to talk to you." I hope your day is good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zlT72ps6 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:18:04 No.4235915 Report

Quoted By: >>4235925

There is a french, an italian, an american and a mexican in a cliff
The french grabbed a baguette and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
The italian grabbed a pizza and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
the american grabbed the mexican and threw it off the cliff and said: "I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson"

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V0jVF0w3 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:19:29 No.4235921 Report

Quoted By: >>4235930

>>4235882
Super tired.
And because it's deBAITable!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:20:12 No.4235925 Report

Quoted By: >>4235947

>>4235912
I hope you're doing well too, how's everything been, Bummy?
>>4235915
Ok, I didn't see the twist coming.
I give you a 5/5

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:21:12 No.4235930 Report

Quoted By: >>4235976

>>4235921
That hurt, like physically hurt.
Uni's been though I guess?
I hope you're ok

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:udF4TQtX Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:23:29 No.4235947 Report

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>>4235925
Good. I seen that Nick name has taken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OeEu7rtO Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:27:00 No.4235975 Report

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>>4235912
Very wholesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V0jVF0w3 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:27:19 No.4235976 Report

Quoted By: >>4236041

>>4235930
A good night's rest will do me well.
And RUDE! I thought that was good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nc2dHich Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:27:48 No.4235980 Report

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My life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TEOdTN34 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:29:50 No.4235996 Report

Quoted By: >>4236041 >>4236099

I woke up this morning and felt a little ticked at the Quakers for making male circumcision common in america.
Then I thought, "Well they did make oatmeal and I really like the taste of that, So I'll give them a pass on this"
Suddenly though a thought manifested within my mind.
"what if foreskins are the secret ingredient"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zI/pTZ7H Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:34:45 No.4236033 Report

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at the group and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhcayqvF Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:36:12 No.4236041 Report

Quoted By:

>>4235996
I woke up this morning and felt a little ticked at the Quakers for making male circumcision common in america.
Then I thought, "Well they did make oatmeal and I really like the taste of that, So I'll give them a pass on this"
Suddenly though a thought manifested within my mind.
I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson"

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
>>4235976
I'm sure it will, hope you rest well

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dFxxkX+1 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:42:57 No.4236099 Report

Quoted By: >>4236127

>>4235996
it is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TEOdTN34 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:47:03 No.4236127 Report

Quoted By:

>>4236099
I gotta get my protein somewhere

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