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Anonymous ID:a3g5IOVY Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:39:15 No.4236071 View View Reply Original Report

>be me
>go for a piss
>haven't taken a piss all day
>dick is pretty much semi-glued shut from inactivity
>begin pissing
>piss splits into two diverting streams
>I am faced with the decision of whether I want to soak my pants in piss or piss all over the toilet seat
>choose the toilet seat
>it takes about a whole 7 seconds for my piss to merge into a single stream

Does this ever happen to anyone else?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:40:41 No.4236080 Report

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>>4236071
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RALLyl0a Wed 28 Feb 2018 00:58:26 No.4236198 Report

Quoted By: >>4236216 >>4236227 >>4236381 >>4236574 >>4237628

Do boys really take this long to pee?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:01:38 No.4236216 Report

Quoted By: >>4236231

>>4236198
women have bigger urethrae

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajYHJ70t Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:03:59 No.4236227 Report

Quoted By: >>4236329 >>4236352

>>4236198
>RALLy
r u a cute gril?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RALLyl0a Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:04:31 No.4236231 Report

Quoted By: >>4236276 >>4237363

>>4236216
Well, you can borrow mine so it doesn't take so long to go potty with your teeny weeny peepee hole!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:11:19 No.4236276 Report

Quoted By:

>>4236231
oregano gosaimasu

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajYHJ70t Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:16:54 No.4236329 Report

Quoted By: >>4236352

>>4236227
>no reply

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RALLyl0a Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:18:35 No.4236352 Report

Quoted By: >>4236399

>>4236227
>>4236329
The answer is no :3c

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3g5IOVY Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:21:26 No.4236381 Report

Quoted By: >>4236422

>>4236198
My urination sessions range from 10 seconds to nearly a minute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajYHJ70t Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:22:50 No.4236399 Report

Quoted By: >>4236415

>>4236352
Maybe you just don't have enough self esteem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:24:22 No.4236415 Report

Quoted By: >>4236435

>>4236399
akari is so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:25:07 No.4236422 Report

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>>4236381
It takes me a really long time to take a pee when I first wake up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajYHJ70t Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:26:40 No.4236435 Report

Quoted By: >>4236457

>>4236415
heck yeah she is

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:28:07 No.4236457 Report

Quoted By: >>4236468

>>4236435
tiny akari

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajYHJ70t Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:29:00 No.4236468 Report

Quoted By: >>4236477

>>4236457
american akari

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:30:36 No.4236477 Report

Quoted By: >>4236497 >>4236509

>>4236468
I remember my dad told me that God could eat a hamburger in one bite

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3g5IOVY Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:32:30 No.4236497 Report

Quoted By: >>4236507 >>4236509

>>4236477
You fuckers have derailed my glorious piss hydra thread into an akari thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:33:39 No.4236507 Report

Quoted By: >>4236529

>>4236497
sometimes I imagine that my pee will split into two two steams and then make a double helix

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajYHJ70t Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:34:21 No.4236509 Report

Quoted By: >>4236518

>>4236477
Your dad seems like a funny guy
>>4236497
Sorry dude I'll stop now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:35:59 No.4236518 Report

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>>4236509
yea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3g5IOVY Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:37:14 No.4236529 Report

Quoted By: >>4236557

>>4236507
Sometimes I attempt to wiggle my dick back and forth fast enough to create a double helix out of one stream.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:41:09 No.4236557 Report

Quoted By: >>4236567 >>4237614

>>4236529
have you ever tried peeing as high as possible when you are in the shower

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3g5IOVY Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:42:26 No.4236567 Report

Quoted By: >>4236584 >>4236599

>>4236557
I didn't know there was anyone who hasn't.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:XMvsZs2G Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:42:56 No.4236574 Report

Quoted By:

>>4236198
I can piss for up to 3 minutes depending on time since last and amount of water I've drunk.

>>4236071
Nope, I only get the fattest of pisses. 1 stream always.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:XMvsZs2G Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:43:35 No.4236584 Report

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>>4236567
I don't piss in the shower because I'm not a fucking freak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oMusor59 Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:45:04 No.4236599 Report

Quoted By: >>4236619

>>4236567
bery true
sometimes I want to measure the distance and height of my pee stream and then write an equation for a parabola to properly graph it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajYHJ70t Wed 28 Feb 2018 01:47:43 No.4236619 Report

Quoted By:

>>4236599
lmao

Amerimutt

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Amerimutt ID:vqgFe0bY Wed 28 Feb 2018 03:51:54 No.4237363 Report

Quoted By:

>>4236231
Your ID is cool it has a 5 letter word

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D2nM9qgt Wed 28 Feb 2018 04:23:08 No.4237614 Report

Quoted By:

>>4236557
What about moving away from the toilet as you pee and see how big of an arch you can make

dys !bO.8VNPLAE

dys !bO.8VNPLAE ID:L+KttJcY Wed 28 Feb 2018 04:26:48 No.4237628 Report

Quoted By:

>>4236198
>bitch because we take our time to piss
>bitch when we want to get the fuck over with quick
you women are never satisfied I swear!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wuqSrS66 Wed 28 Feb 2018 04:36:48 No.4237671 Report

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you know you can stop yourself from peeing midway right

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