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Anonymous ID:NCzCN9rw Wed 28 Feb 2018 17:58:59 No.4244032 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4244054 >>4245495

What if Zelda was a girl?

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!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:01:42 No.4244054 Report

Quoted By: >>4244061

>>4244032
Trap links better suck dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NCzCN9rw Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:02:39 No.4244061 Report

Quoted By: >>4244091

>>4244054
This isn't a trap, it's rule 63 Zelda.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:06:29 No.4244091 Report

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>>4244061
I know faggot, and that's the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:21:30 No.4244255 Report

Quoted By: >>4244288

Zelda isn't a girl? She looks so feminine in those tights, though.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:26:22 No.4244288 Report

Quoted By: >>4244306

>>4244255
She isn't wearing tights fucktard. Zelda is the main character, the twink looking fucker.

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Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:28:19 No.4244306 Report

Quoted By: >>4244338

>>4244288
I'm talking about the twink looking fucker you twink looking fucker.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:32:00 No.4244338 Report

Quoted By: >>4244360

>>4244306
I think you're getting confused, you seem to be talking about link, the princess, I'm talking about zelda, the one trap fucker who wears a miniskirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:34:43 No.4244360 Report

Quoted By: >>4244386

>>4244338
No...Zelda is the one with the triforce of sexual frustration. The green one. That's why she can't get princess ganon to fuck her while dark lord link watches in the closet while jacking his arab dick off.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:36:58 No.4244386 Report

Quoted By: >>4244408

>>4244360
That's what I fucking said you retard, zeldas the faggot with the microdick tryna bounce on some cow schlong, links just the one fucker whos got that triangle shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:39:25 No.4244408 Report

Quoted By: >>4244440

>>4244386
No, faggot. Zelda has a vagina. How come you can't see a massive schlong hanging out of her tunic? It's confirmed in the secret lesbian sex scene in botw that Zelda (the one with the cool dude sword) has a vagina.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:43:35 No.4244440 Report

Quoted By: >>4244445 >>4244488

>>4244408
What are you fucking gay? True fans would know zeldas a trap, you can see shit because his dicks too small and his uncle touched him so he seeks sexual gratification from older men and sometimes women. You can see this in the secret BOTW scene where he dresses up as a brown prostitute and has one of the desert ladies fuck him with a strap on, all the while his little dick is fully visible you fucking homo.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:43:52 No.4244445 Report

Quoted By: >>4244451

>>4244440
meme

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:44:08 No.4244451 Report

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>>4244445
Worth a shot
>>4244444

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:48:00 No.4244488 Report

Quoted By: >>4244536

>>4244440
You would fucking know you casual. Shiggy himself confirmed that it's a large clitoris. Not a micropenis. Zelda has a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:49:37 No.4244503 Report

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Also, Zelda is a trans arab so she's actually a brown prostitute.

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:54:47 No.4244536 Report

Quoted By: >>4244541

>>4244488
If it was a clitoris why the fuck he got nuts? As you can see in the canonical side comic "Zelda BOTW Link's Side Job" (I think the title was a typo, they put link instead of zelda) link gets buggered by some arab trannies in a glory hole, clearly showing that he has a cock and balls, even if they got the dick size wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:55:28 No.4244541 Report

Quoted By: >>4244553

>>4244536
NO! SHE JUST HAS FUSED LABIA!

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:57:15 No.4244553 Report

Quoted By: >>4244559

>>4244541
IF ITS A FUCKING FUSED LABIA FUCKS HE DOING CUMMING OUT OF IT YOU ABSOLUTE SPASTIC? I swear to god this fucking retarded shit is why I don't discuss zelda with people, constantly got cunts arguing that twink zelda is a female despite the clear evidence to the contrary. Complete retardation, this is why no one likes nintendo fans.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 18:58:22 No.4244559 Report

Quoted By: >>4244605

>>4244553
GIRLS CAN EJACULATE, TOO! YOU'RE A FUCKING GAY HOMO FAG! YOU FUCK MEN, TOO!

!MFF.GAYBoY

!MFF.GAYBoY ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:03:15 No.4244605 Report

Quoted By: >>4244873 >>4244888

>>4244559
I AM THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ON THIS BOARD, TRAPS AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO GAY AND YOU KNOW IT. GIRLS MIGHT BE ABLE TO FUCKING CUM BUT NOT WHAT IS CLEARLY DEMONSTRATED TO BE SEMEN.

You're a fucking poser mate accept it, I bet you haven't even read the comic I linked, or the one where he pays for a new horse by sucking dick on the street. Common knowledge of any true zelda fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:07:26 No.4244873 Report

Quoted By: >>4244935

>>4244605
NO! THAT COMIC WAS DRAWN BY A PIECE OF SHIT PUSHING HIS AGENDA OF ZELDA HAVING A PENIS!!! ZELDA DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS! THE MODEL IN BOTW HAS A VAGINA! YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE HOLE NEAR HER ASS HOLE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:08:41 No.4244888 Report

Quoted By: >>4244935

>>4244605
FUCK YOU! I'M NOT COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE ANYMORE! I'M TELLING MOMMY THAT YOU TOUCHED ME ON MY PEE PEE!

!0GaYBOysPQ

!0GaYBOysPQ ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:12:58 No.4244935 Report

Quoted By: >>4244962

>>4244873
HATSUNE MIKU HIMSELF, DIRECTOR OF NINTENDO JAPAN, HAS CONFIRMED THAT COMIC AS CANON. MY DAD WORKS FOR NINTENDO AND HE TOLD ME.

>>4244888
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'LL TELL HER YOU WERE USING THE 4CHANS AND SHE'LL GROUND YOU AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:17:18 No.4244962 Report

Quoted By: >>4245006

>>4244935
HATSUNE MIKU IS MY WAIFU! NOT THE DIRECTOR OF NINTENDO JAPAN! I FUCK HER EVERY MORNING AND EVERY NIGHT AND I SLEEP WITH HER! UR A FUCKIN LIAR!

MOMMY DOESN'T CARE THAT I USE THE 4CHAN BECAUSE SHE CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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!0GaYBOysPQ ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:24:04 No.4245006 Report

Quoted By: >>4245231

>>4244962
You're thinking of the vocaloid you retard, hideo kojima. Hatsune Miku runs nintendo. The names aren't even similar how do you fuck that up? I wonder how your mum will feel about you saying that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H8mk6xHX Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:25:58 No.4245039 Report

Quoted By: >>4245238

ITT: Nothing

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Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:27:37 No.4245231 Report

Quoted By: >>4245238

>>4245006
I will fuck you in the ass.

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!0GaYBOysPQ ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:28:11 No.4245238 Report

Quoted By: >>4245253

>>4245039
These are valued posts.

>>4245231
I'd like to see you try gay boy

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Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:29:18 No.4245253 Report

Quoted By: >>4245263

>>4245238

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!0GaYBOysPQ ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:30:37 No.4245263 Report

Quoted By: >>4245305

>>4245253
Good image

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Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:35:19 No.4245305 Report

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>>4245263

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Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:38:42 No.4245335 Report

Quoted By: >>4245370

Also, I have the official Zelda pocket pussy and IT'S A VAGINA!

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!0GaYBOysPQ ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:41:38 No.4245370 Report

Quoted By: >>4245384

>>4245335
That's probably the link one retard. I've got the body pillow and there's clearly a dick and balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:42:48 No.4245384 Report

Quoted By: >>4245400

>>4245370
NO! IT CLEARLY HAS ZELDA PRINTED ON THE BOX AND THE TOY! THERE WASN'T AN OFFICIAL BODY PILLOW, BTW!

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!0GaYBOysPQ ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:44:13 No.4245400 Report

Quoted By: >>4245433

>>4245384
WELL WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOT MY DICK IN AS WE SPEAK? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DUDE TO ME!

Still not gay btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QqmUAU3Z Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:47:37 No.4245433 Report

Quoted By: >>4245458

>>4245400
ENLARGED CLITORIS!

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!RjGbaNTJtU ID:WnWIEnFD Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:50:33 No.4245458 Report

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>>4245433
SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PRONOUNCED TESTICLES ABOUT? THERE ARE CLEARLY NUTS HERE. ALSO NO TITTIES.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sua+Dxlm Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:53:41 No.4245495 Report

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>>4244032
FUCKING RAPE HER OMG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ggdSMpnv Wed 28 Feb 2018 19:55:28 No.4245507 Report

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if any anime girl was real id rape her so hard and use her body as a weapon against the police and every thrust would send the police flying

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