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>be american
>wake up
>tired of being a mutt and not being able to see your penis
>get out of bed
>fall through the ceiling of your paper house
>go to the gym
>tip the street
>in gym
>please upgrade to a max gold gym subscription to use this machine
>pay
>tip machine
>work hard for months
>hard work pays off
>go home, feels good because skinny
>raise shirt full of anticipation
>finally going to see your penis
>look down
>circumcised
>wake up
>tired of being a mutt and not being able to see your penis
>get out of bed
>fall through the ceiling of your paper house
>go to the gym
>tip the street
>in gym
>please upgrade to a max gold gym subscription to use this machine
>pay
>tip machine
>work hard for months
>hard work pays off
>go home, feels good because skinny
>raise shirt full of anticipation
>finally going to see your penis
>look down
>circumcised
