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>be american
>wake up
>eat 1500 calorie breakfast comprising of bacon, a glass of olive oil, and fries
>scooter out of door
>go to Wal-Mart
>forgot to shit this morning
>oh well
>shart in mart
>buy a shotgun, 3 handguns, and an AR-15.
>go to self checkout because its faster
>tip 20 USD to self checkout machine
>go to McDonalds
>order 50pc chicken McNuggets (yes we really have that, its only 10 dollars)
>get 10 Reddit and morty McNuggy dipping sauce
>greasy American fingers can't open my McNasty meme sauce
>shoot packets open
>realise what I have done
>everyone inside pulls put AR-15s and goes on shooting rampage
>ingest the Reddit meme sauce and gain 5000 IQ
>slow eown time and kill everyone in store
>go home
>go to sleep
>die in middle of night from heart attack
>shart on final time
>funeral
>family bankrupts themselves trying to bury my gigantic body
>I get out of the coffin during the funeral to give everyone a 5 dollar tip for attending my funeral
>die again
>finally at rest
So how was your day /bant/?
>wake up
>eat 1500 calorie breakfast comprising of bacon, a glass of olive oil, and fries
>scooter out of door
>go to Wal-Mart
>forgot to shit this morning
>oh well
>shart in mart
>buy a shotgun, 3 handguns, and an AR-15.
>go to self checkout because its faster
>tip 20 USD to self checkout machine
>go to McDonalds
>order 50pc chicken McNuggets (yes we really have that, its only 10 dollars)
>get 10 Reddit and morty McNuggy dipping sauce
>greasy American fingers can't open my McNasty meme sauce
>shoot packets open
>realise what I have done
>everyone inside pulls put AR-15s and goes on shooting rampage
>ingest the Reddit meme sauce and gain 5000 IQ
>slow eown time and kill everyone in store
>go home
>go to sleep
>die in middle of night from heart attack
>shart on final time
>funeral
>family bankrupts themselves trying to bury my gigantic body
>I get out of the coffin during the funeral to give everyone a 5 dollar tip for attending my funeral
>die again
>finally at rest
So how was your day /bant/?
