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Anonymous ID:mnH9Ljfc Fri 02 Mar 2018 05:06:11 No.4261242 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4261249 >>4261272 >>4261280 >>4262296 >>4262392 >>4262484 >>4262927 >>4263278

>take my dad to a fancy steakhouse one day
>waitress asks him "how would you like your steak sir?"
>he says "cooked please"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A53kpQI6 Fri 02 Mar 2018 05:07:20 No.4261249 Report

Quoted By: >>4261253

>>4261242
there is literally nothing wrong with a well done steak

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0TdmXAR Fri 02 Mar 2018 05:07:38 No.4261252 Report

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that waitress just got dad joke'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u0TdmXAR Fri 02 Mar 2018 05:07:59 No.4261253 Report

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>>4261249

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WYRdwJm4 Fri 02 Mar 2018 05:11:58 No.4261272 Report

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>>4261242
ur dad is a playa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jO48yNdN Fri 02 Mar 2018 05:14:06 No.4261280 Report

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>>4261242
He should have also said, "I'll have a bowl of turtle soup and make it snappy!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+EtMDZh Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:09:48 No.4262292 Report

Quoted By: >>4262342

>iHop
>0100
>friend orders eggs
>"how would you like them?"
>"good"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HKEgyC39 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:12:03 No.4262296 Report

Quoted By: >>4262302 >>4262313 >>4262317 >>4262352

>>4261242
Did your dad shoot himself in the head when he got home for having to spend time with his mentally ill queer faggot son?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qTY2Sftf Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:13:45 No.4262302 Report

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>>4262296
tone it down aspie

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uUCOqsSB Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:16:33 No.4262313 Report

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>>4262296
>Trying this hard
Get a life edgelord.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HKEgyC39 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:16:36 No.4262314 Report

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>>4262302
Fuck you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HKEgyC39 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:17:26 No.4262316 Report

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>>4262313
You deserve to die in a ditch outside a hospital in the freezing cold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fFRIybYB Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:17:46 No.4262317 Report

Quoted By: >>4262337

>>4262296
Dad call you a faggot today or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CYm5q1J7 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:17:59 No.4262318 Report

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>>4262314
Almost got an edgy ID, it's just missing the D
Probably lost up your ass LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qTY2Sftf Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:18:17 No.4262321 Report

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>>4262314
>>4262316
Egy in ID lole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iAEVEbg4 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:19:58 No.4262330 Report

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what happen lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HKEgyC39 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:21:44 No.4262337 Report

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>>4262317
I get bullied by homosexuals every day.

Just verbally taking it out on other people now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iAEVEbg4 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:22:14 No.4262339 Report

Quoted By: >>4262351 >>4262358

>>4262337
>I get bullied by homosexuals every day.
how

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U+t2pLdn Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:22:23 No.4262342 Report

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>>4262292
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HKEgyC39 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:23:51 No.4262351 Report

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>>4262339
I live on /pol/ and people now treat /pol/ like some kind of entertainment board to make fun of Christians.

CockEyes !CumBENIS4c

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CockEyes !CumBENIS4c ID:UikBtdNC Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:23:59 No.4262352 Report

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>>4262296
>>4262314
>>4262316
Fuck off pooftah. I've seen some fuckin autism on /bant/, but this takes the cake

CockEyes !CumBENIS4c

CockEyes !CumBENIS4c ID:UikBtdNC Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:24:44 No.4262356 Report

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>>4262318
Gave me a laugh, onya

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HKEgyC39 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:25:06 No.4262358 Report

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>>4262339
Also on MMOs, teamspeaks and discords.

CockEyes !CumBENIS4c

CockEyes !CumBENIS4c ID:UikBtdNC Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:25:55 No.4262360 Report

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>>4262337
>I get bullied by homosexuals every day.
>>4262351
>I live on /pol/ and people now treat /pol/ like some kind of entertainment board to make fun of Christians.
Christ. What a softcock cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HKEgyC39 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:26:03 No.4262361 Report

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>>4262352
Thanks for belittling me, people do it every day.

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:e6kfsHPx Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:26:48 No.4262371 Report

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>>4262361
o no

CockEyes !CumBENIS4c

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CockEyes !CumBENIS4c ID:UikBtdNC Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:27:55 No.4262374 Report

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>>4262361
No worries ya insecure cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iAEVEbg4 Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:28:02 No.4262375 Report

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>>4262358
how does it even come up in conversation

Heaven

Heaven ID:DrSVKJXL Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:33:05 No.4262392 Report

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>>4261242
based dad bants

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RoDTc5U Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:41:51 No.4262429 Report

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>>4262337
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RoDTc5U Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:42:08 No.4262431 Report

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>>4262337
they want to fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RoDTc5U Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:42:26 No.4262433 Report

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>>4262337
in the ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RoDTc5U Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:42:45 No.4262435 Report

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>>4262337
and also maybe in the nose

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RoDTc5U Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:43:07 No.4262437 Report

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>>4262337
both nostrils

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C0AliOXu Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:43:56 No.4262440 Report

Quoted By: >>4262443 >>4262448

SHUT THE FUCK UP PHILIPPINES

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:e6kfsHPx Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:44:24 No.4262443 Report

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>>4262440
this

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:e6kfsHPx Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:44:40 No.4262446 Report

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>>4262443
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RoDTc5U Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:45:42 No.4262448 Report

Quoted By: >>4262463 >>4262470 >>4262471

>>4262440
I'll give you a good dicking and you'll shut up cuz you like good dickings

Heaven

Heaven ID:DrSVKJXL Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:49:32 No.4262463 Report

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>>4262448
the ladyboi noodle of good dickings has appeared
reply "Don't dick me ladyboi" in this thread to escaped a good dicking

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:e6kfsHPx Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:50:55 No.4262470 Report

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>>4262448
"Don't dick me ladyboi"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C0AliOXu Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:50:58 No.4262471 Report

Quoted By: >>4262486

>>4262448
ok you're done faggot
tomorrow i'm taking the first flight
gonna fuck you in the ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9/yFSejS Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:54:00 No.4262484 Report

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>>4261242
Is your dad my dad?
>go to restaurant for breakfast with family
>dad orders breakfast platter
>"how would you like your eggs?"
>"ah, cooked?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RoDTc5U Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:55:44 No.4262486 Report

Quoted By: >>4262492

>>4262471
I knew you were a faggot ;D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C0AliOXu Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:58:13 No.4262492 Report

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>>4262486
SHUT UP FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fuRDRCUG Fri 02 Mar 2018 08:59:43 No.4262499 Report

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>>4262351
go back there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SXjWalpa Fri 02 Mar 2018 09:00:59 No.4262507 Report

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dad jokes should be punished

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uyQ7PtPA Fri 02 Mar 2018 09:01:13 No.4262508 Report

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>>take my dad to a fancy steakhouse one day
>he gives you cummies later that evening

anyone know this feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9/yFSejS Fri 02 Mar 2018 09:49:52 No.4262927 Report

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>>4261242

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9/yFSejS Fri 02 Mar 2018 10:28:06 No.4263278 Report

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>>4261242

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