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I hate living at home in my MID-30s. FUCK THESE PEOPLE.
>be me yesternight
>little sister's 12th birthday
>dress up as Spider-Boy to entertain the kids
>accidentally sit on the ice sculpture
>little sister freaks out
>she unleashes a mighty RREEEEEEE, grabs a knife, and charges me
>slap the knife away and try to flip her
>accidentally pull her shorts off
>she flops onto the lounge room floor, bare-assed
>other kids flip their shit and start spraying her with tomato sauce
>parents come home and ban me from playing Angry Birds for a year
>mfw I bang my head against the wall until it leaves a blood stain
>be me yesternight
>little sister's 12th birthday
>dress up as Spider-Boy to entertain the kids
>accidentally sit on the ice sculpture
>little sister freaks out
>she unleashes a mighty RREEEEEEE, grabs a knife, and charges me
>slap the knife away and try to flip her
>accidentally pull her shorts off
>she flops onto the lounge room floor, bare-assed
>other kids flip their shit and start spraying her with tomato sauce
>parents come home and ban me from playing Angry Birds for a year
>mfw I bang my head against the wall until it leaves a blood stain
