God I love fucking with Japanese tourists
I work in a chocolate shop in Bruges, and we have lots of Japanese tourists
So one of them comes up to me, asks for his chocolate and I give it to him
Then he askes me the way to the centrum of Bruges
I give him the right directions but then I say "Hurry up, Bruges is gonna close in about 30 minutes"
The look on his face was priceless, as he ran out with his family to go there "before it closes"
Why are Japs so gullible?