The arume have invaded earth. You are with the resistance now, and must work with your team to defeat them. This game’s outcome will be based off of how effective your rolls are, and how smart you can be. Not all actions will require rolls. Rolls will be rolled from the arume discord server. I will use a bot to roll, or you can roll yourself. The server link will be below. Dubs is considered the highest roll. The rolls are dependant on the situation though. For example if you are facing an army of arume up front with no cover. a 98 or dubs is not going to save you. So be smart with your actions. This is the same for the lower rolls. So they won’t be counted for menial actions. If you are talking to another player in the game then your roll will have no effect, they only have effect when you are talking with an npc. If you die in the game you cannot respawn till next thread, and you will have to choose a new character to play with and start over. This is so you don’t do stupid shit. If you’re new to these threads then i suggest going to the links below so you can get caught up on the story. You don’t have to read all of it, you can just read the last couple episodes.
Master
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:00:07 No. 4280782 Report Halton
>>4280773 >yare yare.jpg 'Alright,i accept.'
>Start playing to win. Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
Master
>>4280782 you left off in michael's office.
michael: "alright, now that we're not trying to kill each other... hisako will probably be here sometime tomorrow. Luca can show you to your room now, and you have the rest of the day free..."
>>4280788 he smiles "good..."
rukia: "a chess board and pieces for a gun? pshh seems like a stupid deal..."
>>4280791 you left off in michael's office where arthas almost killed chiyako.
chiyako: "fucking psycho..."
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4280806 "Alright let's just chill. Chiyako will be here in about a day and we need to focus on getting forces rounded up."
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
Halton
Master
>>4280815 "alright... i'll go round some of my friends up..."
she starts walking outside
"why do i have a feeling that your friend shoot us in the back after all this is over... if it comes down to that, can i count you with us, or against us?"
>>4280826 4 vs 76
you beat the godfather pretty bad
michael: "hmm... you're a lot better than i thought... a deal's a deal then. take the chessboard and the pieces, you've earned it..."
rukia: "after watching you guys play... i still don't know what the hell this game is about..."
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4280855 "With you."
>Think for a bit. "I'll catch up with you in a bit."
>Look for Vito. Anonymous
>>4280806 "Ok"
>Go to sleep Halton
>>4280855 >I pick up the chess board and the pieces 'I will explain it to you, so don't worry'
>I go to a comfy room so i can teach rukia how to play. Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:16:05 No. 4280896 Report "Okay Okay where was i"
Master
>>4280872 chiyako: "good to know" she smiles then slaps your back pretty hard, but playfully. then goes off to a bar to see he friends.
you walk around for a bit and finally find him, he's with two screaming people trying to calm down a situation. one of them is a ronin arume, and the other is a human male. he looks like he's working as some sort of guard now, and doesn't notice you yet.
arume: "are you gonna get my stuff back or what?!"
vito: "hey calm down now! i'll fucking throw both of you out!"
man: "i didn't even do anything!"
>>4280874 you follow the big man luca to your room. it is very small and has a small bed. you go to sleep and dream of nothing.
>>4280886 "okay..." she holds on to your arm as you guys walk out of the room and smiles.
michael shrugs and looks at luca "cute couple..."
you guys are in a room now, which used to be a prison cell. it is pretty small, but they rebuilt it a bit so its a comfy.
>>4280896 you were shooting a target and a girl just said that she would take you on her next mission. it is getting late now, and you are pretty tired from shooting.
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4280935 >Walk up casually "Yo Vito what's the problem here?"
Halton
>>4280935 >I place the chessboard in a table 'So what you don't understand about the game?'
>She might not understand everything, but who knows. Master
>>4280951 "nothing go away..." he takes a second and then realizes its you. he gets surprised for a second then tries to act casual.
he smiles "came back for a round two huh?"
>>4280957 rukia thonks a little "what the heck do you move and not move..." she grabs the king
"how do you use this guy? he looks pretty fancy, like the empress..."
then she grabs the queen "this one's also fancy..."
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:25:51 No. 4280968 Report >>4280935 "Ah, yes I remember now. Well I should go to sleep. I need to be well rested for that mission afterall. But when Iam thinking about it, where is my room anyway? Do I even have my own room?"
>Looks around Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4280965 "You know I am."
>Crack my knuckles "So you wanna a fist fight or do you something else in mind?"
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:27:55 No. 4280989 Report >>4280965 >Wake me up inside >After waking up get my weapons and try to find the boss Master
>>4280968 4
you look around but then realize they forgot to show you to your room. everyone is leaving to go to sleep now also. the halls are almost empty.
>>4280978 vito: "well... i can't really shoot you now can i? let's fight..."
he gets in a fighting stance.
arume: "hey what about his punk that stole my gun! are you just gonna ignore me now?"
vito: "yare yare, can't you see i'm busy?"
man: "whatever... this is stupid i'm leaving..."
the arume and the man start fighting now too.
>>4280989 you wake up get your weapons and find the boss sitting alone in his office doing some paperwork.
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:32:54 No. 4281025 Report >>4281009 "How long since i was out?"
>Snores "It was a good dream"
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281009 >Get in my stance and begin with a right jab at him. Halton
>>4281009 'You have to protect the king it can ne vacant square in any direction: forwards, backwards, left, right, or diagonally. It can also castle in conjunction with a rook. If your king can be taken out it's considered a check if you can get your king out of danger, but if you can't then it's considered a checkmate'
>I pick up one of the pawns 'These guys can only move forward, normally used to block and to make the opponent play around them'
>I point at the queen 'She's the second most important piece in the board, it can move to any number of vacant squares in any direction forwards, backwards, left, right, or diagonally, in a straight line.'
>I show her the bishops 'These can move any number of vacant squares diagonally in a straight line. If you can take them out in the start of the game then you can have an advantage'
'Lastly the knight moves to an extended diagonal from one corner of any 2×3, and the Rook or Tower can move to any number of vacant squares forwards, backwards, left, or right in a straight line'
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:36:23 No. 4281059 Report >>4281009 "Ugh.. great... guess I should ask around about how i can find my room"
>Goes to next best person and asks Master
>>4281025 he raises an eyebrow.
"why are you snoring while you're awake?... it's been about two hours... now that you're here, there's something that i wanted to ask you... what on earth is that on your head..."
>>4281032 63
he steps back from the jab and gets a little light on his feet.
he then comes back with a jab of his own.
>>4281036 4
"uhhhh okay... seems a bit complicated... how do you win in the game?"
>>4281059 25
you go to a high ranking looking guy, and old guy that is sitting on a chair smoking a cigar.
"how the hell should i know kid? i don't know any vacant rooms around here... most of them are full... i usually just fall asleep on this chair, or just do what i used to do in nam. go into some random guy's room and sleep in there, in the morning when he asks what the hell you're doing, just say you're too drunk to remember..."
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:44:52 No. 4281120 Report >>4281100 "Hmm even better" I think to myself.
"ugh whatever ill just sleep on a bank or some shit like that"
>walks to nearest chair/bank and tries to sleep Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:44:52 No. 4281121 Report >>4281100 ''When i drawed that knife?''
''Listen here old man,do you really think we can trust the same people we were killing just yesterday?''
''Once they gain a reasonable amount of ground,they will turn their backs against us,mark my words''
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281100 >Shift to side and send an uppercut to his chin. Halton
>>4281100 'You win by doing a checkmate to the king. If you kill the king the subordinates cannot do anything, just like in real life.'
>I start placing the pieces in the chess board 'Wanna try and play one match?'
Master
>>4281120 "good night... the name's bill by the way..."
you find a chair beside the man and slowly fall asleep on that.
you then wake up in the morning to someone shaking you.
>>4281121 "huh? no i mean that horn on your head... also, i know that if they ever get their beloved empress back or a new empress they will join the war again... but let me tell you, i've been in this business a long time. you have to do business with people that will stab you in the back when there's more money involved... also i'm completely safe here... do you think that they'll remember me as some sort of enemy? no they'll remember the man that gave them shelter, and a place to stay, not the same case for you though. plus they make good soldiers the protect this place so that businesses can thrive..."
>>4281122 86
as he jabs you move to the side and land a clean uppercut on him. he just a little dazed and tries to move backwards to recover.
>>4281124 "hmm just like what happened now... you people have my empress, and us loyalists can't do anything... okay let's play a match then..."
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:53:54 No. 4281210 Report >>4281203 "hmm... ugh... who dat?"
>opens eyes Halton
>>4281203 >This seems a bit boring 'What about if we do a bet?'
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281203 >Kick him to the ground and elbow drop him. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 22:57:29 No. 4281244 Report >>4281203 ''That's Battlefield Injury''
''You really don't believe they'll take your business for themselves once they have the upper hand?''
''Do whatever you wish,Just know that you are helping your downfall,and it may come sooner than expected if you keep supplying your enemy''
>Take my knife out and look at it ''How long till Hisako gets here?''
Master
>>4281210 it's the girl from the shooting range from yesterday.
"what the hell are you doing here? did you get drunk and fall asleep here or something? ugh..."
>>4281216 she raises an eyebrow "a bet? but i just learned how to play the game right now... how about if i can kill at least 5 of your pieces then i win the bet?"
>>4281222 9
you go to kick him but he manages to catch your leg just in time, then then takes you down to the ground and is in side control. he starts trying to knee your head while on top.
>>4281244 "that's the arume way, treat your enemies like utter shit, and treat the humans that comply very well... that's how they operate or else no human would want to help them... hisako will be here around tomorrow afternoon... it's 6pm right now, if you have nothing to do i could give you a job and pay you something in return... that horn sure is intimidating..."
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281276 "Shit!"
>Catch his knee with my hands, push it to the side to knock him on his back, and begin whaling on him. Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:05:08 No. 4281307 Report >>4281276 "If you call complete incompetence being drunk... then yes I was REALLY drunk"
Halton
>>4281276 >I nod. 'I will also, go easy on you.'
>I start thinking a bit 'How about this, if you can take five of my pieces i will do anything that you ask me to do, excluiding marriage, but if i win i will take your virginity.'
>Time to see what will you do next, Rukia. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:09:18 No. 4281328 Report >>4281276 ''I have no interest in your job''
''I'll sleep some more until she arrives''
>Go to sleep Master
>>4281305 35
you are able to catch his knee and stop him from hitting your head. but his side control is too heavy on you so you cannot push him off. he tries to put his knee over you so he can mount you now.
>>4281307 "...of course you were... now get up, it's 9pm, soldiers are supposed to wake up way earlier... and also get ready, we have a mission..."
>>4281312 she is all smug as you speak, until you mention the word virginity. then her face becomes red. "v-virginity? a-are you joking or being serious?"
>>4281328 "sweet dreams..."
you go back to your room and sleep.
(these other niggas are doing their shit, so you'll have to sleep for a while.)
Halton
>>4281354 'I am being serious. So, are you going to take it or not?'
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:14:33 No. 4281376 Report >>4281354 "Yeah Yeah whatever..."
>Stands up and prepares for the mission Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:14:36 No. 4281377 Report >>4281354 (Finna do his job then)
>Wake up >Go to the boss ''What was the job again? I might be interested''
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281354 "Alright I yield."
>Raise my arms "Impressive skills Vito."
Master
>>4281363 she smiles nervously "a-alright... let's play..."
she helps you set the board then whispers "if you wanted to take my virginity then you shoulda just asked..."
>>4281376 "i love your enthusiasm..." she says sarcastically
"if you fuck up like you did last mission i'm gonna kill you... i'm not as nice as that captain..."
she walks towards the airship.
>>4281377 you get up and go to see him again
"i'm glad you changed your mind, in fact i think that you might actually enjoy this one judging be your hatred for the arume... there's another much smaller crime boss in this town, but he's making his way up thanks to the narcotics that he peddles... and i don't like narcotics, or the fact that there's a new power here. i want him taken out but the problem is he employs very skilled ronin, and i don't want to lose men. however since we have a resistance soldier, there's a possibility..."
>>4281388 40
"huh already? pshh that was almost too easy... it seems you don't know your grappling all that well..."
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:24:46 No. 4281464 Report >>4281443 (What the fuck does he mean by ronin)
''Fine''
''Who should i go see for this job?''
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:24:50 No. 4281466 Report >>4281443 >walks with her "Ahhh don't worry ill be extra sure to """""not fuck it up""""" as you say it"
Halton
>>4281443 >Just what i expected from you Rukia >Start playing and go easy on her. Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281443 "I use guns more than fists...oh well it is what it is."
>Get up and offer a handshake. Master
>>4281464 (ronin is now a common way to say loyalist arume that are no longer fighting in the war in this universe. so like chiyako is a ronin.)
"go to vito, he'll tell you the rest, and if you want bring luca with you... he's good at killing also, i think he'll be of use to you..."
>>4281466 (i forgot the girls name, do you remember it?)
she starts getting a bit annoyed "good..."
you guys go into the airship and a couple other soldiers get in, two human soldiers.
one of them looks at you
"why did you bring noob with us..."
girl: "because i felt like it..."
he says to you "what did she do to you? blink twice if you're here against your will."
>>4281470 94 vs 13
you went easy on her, and she also only had to kill 5 of your pieces. so she wins the bet.
she looks down "i-i guess i won then..."
>>4281484 he reluctantly shakes your hand
"wasn't expecting you to be so civil about it..."
you hear in the background "huh?! over already? it just started!"
the crowd starts chanting "encore!"
you also see chiyako in the crowd yelling and drinking a beer, looks like she lost a bet and is handing some money to someone.
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:36:05 No. 4281571 Report >>4281560 (Seems a bit retarded,Insurgent would be a better name but Ok)
''Tell him to meet me up where Vito is,i'll take all the help i can get''
>Go to where Vito is ''I heard you had a job for me''
Halton
>>4281560 'Well, looks like you are the winner. Got anything on mind?'
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:39:23 No. 4281596 Report >>4281560 (i think you never gave her a name, i don't remember it)
"I have a bet with her. Whoever kills more targets wins."
"It looks like you know her... on a scale from 0 to 10 how fucked am I?"
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281560 "Sorry folks. I'm here for a short time and I only wanted to give my old pal Vito here a mark or two."
>Walk over to Chiyako "Hard at work I see."
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
Master
>>4281571 (anyone can be an insurgent, a ronin is a samurai that lost its master, and this is samurai themed, since arume are old fashioned like that and shit.)
you go to vito, it looks like he just got into a fight with jim.
vito: "huh? oh yeah... you must be the poor soul that was chosen for this job... you see that bar right there?" he points to a bar
"that place is where the target is, it's full of his men... the target is named jack the butcher, he has black hair and a mustache, can't miss him... you need to kill him, however you do that is your choice..."
the big guy luca arrives with you guys
>>4281585 she looks kinda sad that she won.
she crosses her arms "y-you said anything right? how about... you take my virginity... o-only because i'm being nice!"
>>4281596 (i'll name her alicia then.)
"just don't make her mad... she's insane... on my first day with her she made me run around the whole base till i couldn't stand... just for a small fuck up..."
alicia sits there getting more annoyed "i'm sitting right here you idiots... also it was no small fuck up! you started throwing grenades while we were in an airship!"
he shrugs "still a bit harsh..."
>>4281606 she lights a cigarette
"you shouldn't have stopped damn it!"
she sighs with the cig in her mouth
"i lost 20 arumos!" she punches your shoulder
>>4281698 (do you remember this guy's name?)
you left off running from an airship while in a humvee but you shot it up and you guys managed to get away.
"nice shooting out there... fuck i think they wiped out our own squad..."
Halton
>>4281741 'Sorry Rukia, but that part of the bet was only if i won. You gotta try harder next time'
>Why am i not surprised that she just said that >I kek a bit 'How about if i just get you spaghetti?'
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sat 03 Mar 2018 23:58:54 No. 4281769 Report >>4281741 "Tell me vito,do you people have grenade launchers or rocket launchers?"
"Can you atleast give me some grenades?"
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sun 04 Mar 2018 00:00:23 No. 4281776 Report >>4281741 "Oh well oh well ive already dealt with insane people, iam pretty sure that she isnt different hehe"
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281741 >Shrug "As I said I didn't come to win."
>Look around "So what now? I'm guessing you got everyone rounded up."
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4281741 "Damn. Are we clear yet?"
The Lord
Master
>>4281762 "b-but you said anything except marriage! f-fine... how about instead of you getting me spaghetti, we go to one of those restaurants and eat there... like that one time in san angelo?"
>>4281769 "grenades? grenade launchers? jesus, are you gonna blow the place up or something? we have a few grenades but that's about it... i'd ask you to try and at least keep the building standing so we can re use it..."
luca just stands there quiet.
>>4281776 alicia just sits there quietly after that comment.
man: "oh no... i think she's mad... the name's geil by the way..."
>>4281793 "yeah, yeah... they're all in the bar i managed to round up 9 of them. not the best numbers but whatever... wanna join us?"
>>4281803 (do you remember this guy's name? i forgot.)
"looks like it... you landed a pretty good shot on it which slowed it down... i'll drive us to the base now, but it's gonna be a long ride... and its getting dark, we might have to stop somewhere..."
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sun 04 Mar 2018 00:12:22 No. 4281886 Report >>4281867 "I'am Dimitri... I think at least but thats besides the point."
"Sooo what out mission anyway? What are we supposed to do?"
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4281867 "Sure why not, the night's still young."
>Follow her lead. Halton
>>4281867 'Alright, but make sure not to shoot anybody in there, i don't want to lose my leg again'
>I hold her hand and i start searching with her an Italian restaurant Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4281867 (Dave)
"I see."
>Pray. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sun 04 Mar 2018 00:19:53 No. 4281957 Report >>4281867 ''What about doing it my own way?''
>Get the grenades >Give half of them to Luca >To Luca ''I want you to throw as many grenades as you can while i give the order ok?''
''Let's get moving''
>Go near the bar and stand there for a bit,observe how many men it has Master
>>4281886 alicia: "if you two stop yapping maybe i can inform you of what the hell we're going to do..."
she stands up
"there's been an attack on one of ours smaller bases, and two of our men survived, but they are fleeing an arume patrol that is slowly following them... our job, rescue them, and take out the patrol on their tail... simple enough?"
>>4281908 (ty)
dave: "i've already sent out a radio message asking for pick up... we'll camp out here..." he stops at a small sort of truck stop in the woods populated by humans only.
"uhh, you can finish your prayers, i'm gonna go and look around..."
>>4281890 you guys go into the bar you see a bunch of ronin sitting at one of the tables together.
arume 1:"hey! i remember this one at the palace! rumour has it he was getting a little too close to the empress if you know what i mean, ahahahaha"
arume 2: "shut up! don't talk about our empress like that! i will kill you right where you stand if you do!"
chiyako: "stop it! he didn't do anything with the empress! you forget who guarded the palace didn't you..." she says smugly.
>>4281901 "yare yare, that was only one time..."
you guys go out to find a restaurant but there aren't any, there's just a couple bars here and there.
"wanna go into a bar? they probably serve food there too..."
>>4281957 you give him 1 grenade.
vito: "whatever, not my problem... just get it done... oh and also, his men and ronin wear blue on their tops, to signify affiliation to that boss..."
luca: "but what if we accidentally kill innocents boss?"
you look inside and see that there's about 5 men, and 4 ronin in there, on just that first floor and in that room. you also see jim in there, and see halton walking in.
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sun 04 Mar 2018 00:30:08 No. 4282062 Report >>4282032 "Sounds easier than taking out a larger patrol equipped with a tank while an a russian drug trip"
Halton
>>4282032 >sigh.jpg 'Alright.'
>Take her to a bar Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4282032 >Finish, then go check the surroundings. Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4282032 "Good grief..."
>Take a seat "I didn't do anything to Hinata or her sisters in the palace. Who even started that rumor? I'm a virgin as the sky is blue, and I doubt the Empress has any interest in me."
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sun 04 Mar 2018 00:38:49 No. 4282149 Report >>4282032 >>4282075 >Stop halton before he can enter the bar ''Listen to me kid,you don't wanna enter this bar right now,we need to have a talk with the boss,now i need to go get jim out of there''
>Enter the bar,be ready to pick my gun and shoot anything that moves if they try something >Move until i reach jim Master
>>4282062 the men try to hold in their laughter
alicia crosses her arms "let's not forget the reason why they attacked in the first place..."
the airship pilot: "i have to drop you guys off here so you can look for them, when you need evac just radio in..."
the airship lands and people start getting out.
>>4282075 as you're about to walk into the bar you are stopped by
>>4282149 rukia: "ugh what does he want now..."
>>4282077 the place is surrounded by woods and the stop looks like a bunch of cabins lined up. there's a few outhouses here and there also.
you see dave talking with some old guy.
dave: "we just need to stay here for the night."
old man: "the resistance has caused enough trouble for us small folk, and you said there are arume looking for you right? well then they're going to come here to look for you..."
>>4282117 chiyako "oi get me and lover boy the strongest drinks you got!"
arume 2: "the empress has no interest in lowly humans..."
she puts her arm around your neck playfully "can you believe this guy lost me 20 arumos? i oughta kick his ass for it"
some start laughing.
>>4282149 you enter the bar, and all eyes go on you. they all look at that horn on your head for a second, then go back to what they were doing.
you reach jim and you are behind him, chiyako has him in a headlock.
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:15:09 No. 4282477 Report >>4282460 "Guess its time to shine"
>gets out of the airship Halton
>>4282460 'Seems like something is about to happend'
>I take out my revolvers and i take my distance in the bar trying to figure out what's Billy mays doing inside Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4282460 >Laugh "Like you could."
>Chug down the drink as soon as it arrives. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:20:56 No. 4282526 Report >>4282460 ''WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?''
''JIM YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE''
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4282460 >Interrupt them "They've already lost roughly a squad and a half's worth of manpower, they won't risk it again for just two persons"
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4282526 "Alright, alright...."
>>4282460 "Looks like something is about to happen. Let's go before one us lose a head."
>Leave after finishing my drink. Master
>>4282477 everyone gets out of the airship.
alicia: "there's some small human settlement near here, we could ask them if they've seen any activity..."
everyone starts walking there.
alicia "don't let your guard down, we could be ambushed at any moment..."
>>4282495 you see billy walk in the bar, he goes up to jim and the arume that he's drinking with, and then yells ''WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?''
''JIM YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE''
rukia: "oi, what is even happening anymore... that arthas is constantly getting into trouble..."
>>4282496 chiyako: "they don't make me a palace guard for nothing."
she slides you the drink like gif related and downs her drink same as you.
"not bad..."
you then hear
>>4282526 say what he just said.
>>4282496 >>4282526 chiyako: "huh? what the hell are you an about?"
arume 1: "is this the guy that tried to stab you?"
>>4282531 16
dave: "yeah, it makes no sense..."
old man: "you don't think they'll send more so that you can't report back?"
dave: "c-cmon old man, it would make sense if we somehow captured an arume and interrogated her, then got information... but that did not happen..."
>>4282548 54
arume2 "what? why? we were having so much fun..."
arume1: "fuck that i'm staying here..."
chiyako follows you "oi what the hell is happening?"
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:29:59 No. 4282598 Report >>4282579 >readies ak "don't worry, iam always prepared"
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:31:08 No. 4282608 Report >>4282579 >Some creepy guy in a trenchcoat and a mask walks up to the resistance base Halton
>>4282579 'Well, maybe he's just loud. That's all...'
>I place my revolvers again in my pockets 'We shouldn't get closer to that Bar, seems like something is about to happend'
>Stay away of the bar for now 'Got any better idea chess champion?'
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4282579 "We didn't capture anyone, and even if we had we wouldn't have gotten anything important enough to risk yet another squad."
>RIP 72 virgins, i've lied for something other than my faith. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:+euD/3RL Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:34:39 No. 4282635 Report >>4282579 >Go outside ''The warning has been give,their fate is now their own''
''Luca the grenades,now''
>Throw the grenades inside the building,then get my rifle and start shooting Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4282579 "If Arthas was yelling at me like that he was serious about this. Maybe a shootout or something and hey Vito dipped as soon as Arthas entered. Couldn't have been anything good."
>Walk around "I'm sure we can find something else to do for the night."
Master
>>4282598 you guys walk for about thirty minutes and then come across the place. it is some sort of truck stop in the middle of the woods, everything surrounding it is trees, and the place is sort of like a bunch of cabins that are lined up and stuff.
you then see two resistance soldiers arguing with an old man.
alicia "that must be them..."
>>4282608 100
you walk into the base in your trenchcoat nobody really notices you but you get any weapon of your choice, along with a side arm, grenades, a knife, and flashbangs.
>>4282626 you guys back away from the bar
rukia "jesus, well i don't kno-"
just then a huge explosion comes from the bar, but it doesn't affect you or rukia that much since you guys were far away.
rukia: "w-what the hell?" she gets out her gun
>>4282632 dubs
oldman: "fucking hell, this is sure to bite me in the ass later but fuck it... you guys can take that cabin for the night..." the old man walks away annoyed.
dave gives you a look that says "nice job newbie"
>>4282635 you notice jim and a bunch of the arume he was drinking with come out, but some decided to stay in, about half
you and luca both throw your grenades in there, and the they go off. everyone is in shock of what happened.
>>4282636 you guys walk out and a few of chiyako's buddies follow, some of them don't though because they don't care or don't believe you.
as you are walking away from the bar you hear some huge explosions come from there.
chiyako: "what the fuck is that idiot doing?" she takes out both her pistols
"some of our soldiers that were gonna fight for us were still in there..."
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around
Edgelord the Edgyiest Edgemaster around ID:jaPO006g Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:46:58 No. 4282724 Report >>4282693 "well this went faster than expected"
>walks towards them Halton
>>4282693 'Looks like Arthas just bombed the whole bar'
>I facepalm 'We cannot do anything about it Rukia, the people inside of it are dead, and Arthas most likely had a reason to kill the bar...'
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:i14NpjeB Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:48:57 No. 4282737 Report >>4282693 >Look for the arume in there and shoot them to kill >Don't shoot the civies >Enter there for cover to cover Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4282693 >Take out both my pistols too. "I'm guessing a favor for the boss. Let's save your friends!"
>Head back to the bar and support Arthas. Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 01:52:57 No. 4282763 Report >>4282693 >I'll have a dragunov and a shortsword for weapons >He sneaks around the base looking for wire and a pole Master
>>4282709 as you're about to sleep you are approached by 4 other resistance soldiers, one of them is this guy
>>4282724 dave: "huh? resistance is here?"
alicia: "oi, dave, i here your team got fucked... we're here to get you out..."
>>4282724 you approach those guys and one of those guys is this guy
>>4282709 dave: "huh? resistance is here?"
alicia: "oi, dave, i here your team got fucked... we're here to get you out..."
>>4282733 rukia: "... what the fuck is wrong with him..."
she puts her gun away.
"that guy has the subtlety of lucy when she gets drunk... so what do we do now?"
>>4282737 59
you enter the building with luca, and then jim and chiyako also join you going into the bar. you and luca see that a lot of the men are already dead, but some are dazed and you guys finish off the ones that are dazed on the first floor. you hear yelling from the second floor and it sounds that they are coming down.
you and luca find cover behind the bar. you see jim and chiyako helping the wounded get out of the bar.
>>4282756 71
you guys run into the bar with arthas and luca, but while arthas and luca are shooting the place up, you guys are helping the wounded get out of the bar.
chiyako: "looks like most are still alive!"
>>4282763 61
you get those weapons, but what kind of short sword is it, show a pic.
you find a pole and wire. everyone starts to notice some weirdo in a trench coat and mask running around the base.
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:02:20 No. 4282840 Report >>4282811 >Pic related >He asks around for info on Arume behavior and troop patterns Halton
>>4282811 >They have the situacion under control, for now. 'You tell me, chess champion. I'm just here because of the debt.'
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4282811 >Grab as many as I can and get them out of here. Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4282811 "Marhaban, kuffar. What's happening?"
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:i14NpjeB Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:06:03 No. 4282867 Report >>4282811 >Shoot the guys coming down from the stairs "Luca,Cover me"
Master
>>4282840 you go ask around a bunch of soldiers for that info, but they just laugh at you thinking its a joke.
"arume behaviour? well... they are very cranky."
the soldiers start laughing.
>>4282841 she thonks a little
"so you'll do anything right? well then, let's free the empress together..."
she gives you a smug look.
>>4282847 23
you guys one each and get them out, but as you go back in some men and arume come in from the upper floors and start shooting at you guys, chiyako dives for cover.
>>4282848 alicia: "who's the shitskin?"
dave: "watch your mouth alicia, if it wasn't for him us two wouldn't be here right now..."
alicia: "whatever, we're here to guide you to the rendevous point so we can get back to the airship... but it looks like we'll stay the night here then and proceed in the morning..."
>>4282867 57
you shoot one of the killing them, the other stop rushing down, and stay at the top of the stairs behind cover.
luca starts shooting them like a mad man and injures one of them who then goes back up the stairs and continues shooting at you.
Halton
>>4282927 >She'sanidiotafterall.jpg 'How about if i take your virginity instead, is that better?'
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:15:23 No. 4282954 Report >>4282927 >tell them I am entirely serious and then ask them if they are quick to anger and will chase enemies down when they run Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4282927 "This is where the fun starts!"
>Shoot the motherfuckers with my Hardballers after getting to cover. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:i14NpjeB Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:18:20 No. 4282978 Report >>4282927 >Cover luca and keep shooting them with my rifle,don't leave cover >Aim for the head and try to kill as many as i can Master
>>4282938 she says with a smug face"hmm i'm fine with either one... so you're taking my virginity tonight then?"
she starts walking back to your room happily.
>>4282954 "the arume will fuck you up if you're against them mate, but i hear they're pretty nice if you work with them... if they weren't like that, then no one would want to work with them, and they'd have more enemies..."
>>4282956 69
you shoot one of them in the gut and then in the head, he falls down the stairs and dies.
chiyako takes out both her pistols and dual wields them.
"you're a lot more violent than i initially thought..."
>>4282978 20
they stopped showing their heads from there. some men start coming through the front door now, it seems that they went down one of the windows to try and flank you guys.
you get shot in the shoulder.
luca jumps into the bar stall thing, where the bartender stands after taking a few shots from them.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4282927 >Ignore her "Can i go to sleep now?"
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:26:32 No. 4283065 Report >>4283002 "Not if you outsmart them, my good sir"
>he takes out a grenade "I have plans to help this movement, through many traps for the invaders. Remember: America lost to Vietnamese rice farmers many years ago due to inexperience with said rice farmers"
Halton
>>4283002 >You may have outsmarted my smug but i still have one secret family techinique. >i go to my room and tell her to turn around to show me her back,when she does that i karate chop her head pretty hard a.k.a battlefield anesthesia Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:i14NpjeB Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:27:54 No. 4283084 Report >>4283002 >Shoot at the guys flanking us and at the windows Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283002 "I try to avoid violence..."
>Shoot another. "...but when my blood start flowing I just can't help my instincts."
>Begin working my way over to an Arume. Master
>>4283009 dave: "yeah go get some rest, we might need it."
>>4283065 "... but they would've fucked them up if they had the whole country behind them... anyway, who the hell are you? take of that mask so i can see who you are..."
>>4283075 80
you guys go back to the room and you ask her to turn around.
she blushes and does it, when she does you karate chop her and she goes unconscious.
>>4283084 81
you kill two of them that are trying to flank, luca tries to cover you so they don't hit you.
luca: "boss, should one of us head to the top to kill the main baddie?"
>>4283085 dubs
you notice some men are coming from the front entrance also because they flanked.
you kill another and head to another wounded arume, chiyako covers you and kills two of them. you see that she has a huge smile on her face.
Peripatopsidanon.
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:/APL1H5d Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:35:07 No. 4283153 Report >>4283133 "We should both go"
>Shoot our way up,I cover luca while he covers me,Shoot the baddies while we go up the stairs,then look for the main bad guy Halton
>>4283133 >yare yare.jpg >I search for a towel and then i start undressing Rukia, after that i cover her body with the towel and i place her on the bed. >I know that i might get a nightmare, but i'm up for it. >After that i take a nap next to Rukia Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283133 >Place her over my shoulder and get her out of there. Keep my gun ready to shoot any combatants. "You know Chiyako, your pretty cool."
Master
>>4283151 you fall asleep and dream of paradise and your 72 virgins, they are all anime though, so its better.
>>4283153 45
luca nods
you guys proceed upstairs, but you take a bullet wound in the hip. you also manage to damage some of them as you go up.
luca charges upstairs yelling his lungs out, but he also takes a few hits.
you guys are at the second floor now and there's not many men up here, there's like 3. the men downstairs don't follow you because they are trying to kill jim and chiyako.
>>4283185 you get a towel and you undress, then wrap her in the towel and sleep next to her.
you don't have a nightmare this time, instead you dream of yourself on some sort of throne, with rukia beside you stand guard.
>>4283210 29
chiyako "pshh, save the sentimental stuff for later..."
you try to get out, but they are blocking the entrance. you to the side of the chest, it is not lethal. chiyako tries to cover you and kills one of the ones that shot you.
chiyako: "i don't think we can get them out... we might just have to kill all of them..."
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:44:19 No. 4283256 Report >>4283133 "They had the whole military behind them. Also, I cannot take off the mask, I need it to breathe"
>The mask itself looked like a cross between a plague doctor and Adeptus Mechanicus mask. He tied the string around the grip of the safety pin of the grenade and an end of the pole "Little things like these will be the Arume's doom"
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:/APL1H5d Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:46:25 No. 4283280 Report Quoted By:
>>4283251 >Shoot them dead,Try to shoot the leader in the leg to incapacitate Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4283251 ⲛ ⲓ ⲥ ⲉ
>Try to forget that i can't into paradise after dying anymore. Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283251 >Look how many "Fine by me."
>Shoot as many as I can while getting to cover. Halton
>>4283251 >I pose like pic related >I wait until i wake up. Master
>>4283256 he shrugs "i just don't see how a super power like america could lose to them..."
"shoulda just nuked them to be honest... what's your name masked man?"
82
you and luca shoot the three of them dead, but the leader isn't in that room, he is somewhere else.
luca: "the bossman's probably in his office hiding or something..."
>>4283294 you try to forget but then allah comes to see you.
"hello child, i am allah... what seems to trouble you?"
>>4283305 96
there's about 6 of them left, they are all taking cover outside of the bar, and occasionally popping their heads out to take shots at you guys.
as you run to cover you manage to head shot one of the guys.
chiyako: "better stand down now, or you're all gonna die." she says with a smirk on her face.
>>4283307 you pose like that and this music plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykpDQhWlrBQ then you wake up and you see rukia rubbing her eyes since she just woke up too.
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:/APL1H5d Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:57:04 No. 4283392 Report >>4283363 "Any idea where it might be? Take the lead,I'm following you buddy"
>Go to wherever luca leads me Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 02:57:42 No. 4283402 Report >>4283363 "Call me Seut, that's what the Arumes call me shortly before falling into my traps"
Halton
>>4283363 'Morning slowpoke'
>I yawn >It's just a matter of time to see how will this turn out... Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4283363 >Postrate myself "I've sinned, Lord, i've lied but not for Islam. As your prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) recited in the Quran i will suffer an eternity of punishment in the Jahamman."
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283363 >Shoot them as soon as they reveal themselves. "Better listen to the girl! It's your blood not mine!"
Master
>>4283392 4
"yeah... iv'e been here before..."
he walks to a door points to it.
"this is the office, he's probably hiding in the-..."
just then a shotgun blast comes from the door and hits luca, which sends him in the opposite direction.
from the office you hear
"stay away from me you fuckers! i will kill you!"
>>4283402 "well seut, tell us when your next mission is, we'd sure like to see your traps in action..."
>>4283414 she wakes up and then she's that she's naked and wrapped in a towel. she smiles, and gets very happy.
she then looks at you and then hugs you, and kisses you.
"i can't even remember what happened last night, but it must've been good... wanna go for round two?"
>>4283442 "don't worry my chid, it was not a dishonorable sin sometimes one must lie so that he can keep spreading islam and not be killed... it is taqiya..."
>>4283470 dubs
you shoot in the heads and so does chiyako.
chiyako: "there's not much left... let's charge them through the door, they wont know what hit em..."
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283507 >Nod and surprise the rest of the gang with a rush tactic. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:/APL1H5d Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:08:31 No. 4283555 Report >>4283507 >Shoot him in the chest,but try not to kill him >Take cover and try not to get shot by the shotgun blast "Drop your weapon and i may consider letting you live"
Halton
>>4283507 >yareyare.jpg >This will cause trouble in the future... 'How about if you get yourself dressed, darling'
>Atleast it worked. Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:15:12 No. 4283621 Report >>4283507 "Get as many Arume as possible killed and injured with a few tripwired grenades and cartridge traps"
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4283507 "Thank you, 'Ahr-ahmaān, Peace be upon you."
>look arpund Master
>>4283538 90
you guys rush out at the same time, chiyako does a dive in the air as she's shooting. with a flurry of bullets from both you and chiyako, you manage to finish off the last three.
>>4283555 34
you miss his chest, but you do see that he is taking cover behind his desk. he takes a shot at you but misses.
"WHAT ARE THEY PAYING YOU? I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE! NO! TRIPLE! JUST PUT DOWN YOUR GUN AND WORK FOR ME!"
>>4283617 she keeps hugging and kissing you "aww you don't wanna go for round 2?"
she starts unraveling her towel.
>>4283621 "...that's your next mission? just to kill arume with traps?"
>>4283647 (we'll have to continue your story when that german comes back since you two are together now, but for now you can just explore your dream.)
you look at all your virgin waifus, and see that you are in a palace, it's pretty nice here.
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:23:34 No. 4283694 Report >>4283681 "That or steal Arume tech"
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283681 "Man what a night..."
>Head back inside and help the last of the wounded back outside and grab myself a bottle of the best alcohol. Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4283681 >Go speak to the animu virgins. Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:/APL1H5d Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:25:40 No. 4283712 Report >>4283681 "If you drop your gun im willing to listen to your proposals,i'm not going to drop my gun just so you can have the upper hand,listen to me,there's a whole trained team outside making mincemeat out of your men,if you drop your gun i can strike a deal with them,and you'll stay alive,but you must drop the weapon if we are to negotiate"
"I'll drop my weapon first,after yours"
>Drop my rifle >Wait for him to drop his shotgun >After he does it enter the room and shoot his leg >If he doesn't drop just shoot at him with my pistol Halton
>>4283681 >Pleasure, a most mighty lure to evil. 'How are you not tired after what we did? And most importantly, why would you want to do it again?'
>I need to keep her distracted atleast. Master
>>4283694 "alright well tell us when you're going out then..."
>>4283698 you finish with the rest of the wounded and go to get the best alcohol.
chiyako: "can't forget to save what is most valuable..."
she sits down on one of the stools, in the shot up, blown up, broken ass bar. and pours herself a drink.
>>4283703 "hello senpai! you're finally in paradise!"
you see that an uncomfortable number of them are lolis.
>>4283731 "because... i like you that's why... and i don't feel tired at all..."
she tries to take your shirt off.
Master
>>4283712 73
"a-alright, i'm dropping it!"
you enter the room and shoot him in his leg
"AAAGH! YOU LYING BASTARD! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!"
he tries to go for his shotgun.
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283745 >Sit next to her and down the bottle. "Nothing better than having alcohol after a good shootout next to a badass girl."
>Drink some more. Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4283745 "as-salaam alaykum, what is your name?"
Halton
>>4283745 >I really want to karate chop again Rukia '...But i'm already tired darling...'
>I try to calmly try to stop her from taking my shirt off >Do not touch my jacket woman Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:39:31 No. 4283845 Report >>4283745 "When I find out the nearest patrol area, and get a couple of bear traps, nails, rifle bullets", grenades, sticks, and strings"
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:jLdv4OfS Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:42:02 No. 4283868 Report >>4283753 >Shoot his arm before he can get his shotgun >Get on him "LOOK AT ME BEFORE YOU CEASO TO EXIST"
>Put my pistol in his mouth "REMEMBER MY FACE"
>Pull the trigger Master
>>4283782 she playfully hits your shoulder.
and drinks her drink
"i wont lie, i had fun today... but it'll be even more fun tomorrow..."
>>4283802 "my name is Emmanuelle Genevieve Henriette Gabrielle Francoise."
just then chris hanson appears out of nowhere.
"hello there achmed... whe don't you take a seat..."
>>4283818 54
"oh fine..."
she gets ready and changes her clothes.
"i can't believe i'm finally a woman now!" she says giddily.
>>4283845 "if you want to learn about patrols, then i would suggest scouting yourself, or ask a soldier that's been scouting recently."
>>4283868 95
you shoot his arm before he can reach his shotgun, he screams in pain.
"AAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKER!"
you put your pistol in his mouth
"P-PLEEF DONN DO IT"
you pull the trigger and his brains splatter all over the wall.
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:jLdv4OfS Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:45:49 No. 4283896 Report >>4283886 "The deed is done"
>Holster my pistol >Go to luca "Fuck kid,are you alright?"
>Take a look at his wounds Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:47:17 No. 4283907 Report >>4283886 "Thank you for telling me good sir"
>I go find all the things I listed off Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283886 "I can't wait."
>Place my arm around her, take out my techpad and take a picture of both of us drinking. "A memoir of one of my favorite nights."
Halton
>>4283886 >Rukia, your whole life is a lie. '...Right... Rukia, do you hate lies?'
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4283886 "Like hell i will you thrice-damned kāfir! I'll have you know i was the top terrorist in the whole ISIS forces and i have over 300 confirmed beheadings. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will bomb you with fanaticism the likes of which has never before been seen on the face of Allāh's earth since 9/11."
Master
>>4283896 he grunts in pain. "i'm a big guy... i'll be fine... remember always wear protection..."
you see that he's wearing a vest that protected him, but some bullets still went through, but he is still okay.
"i'm just gonna rest here for a bit... kinda comfy..."
>>4283907 you find all that stuff except for bear traps
>>4283908 she puts the cig in her mouth and smiles for the camera. "and hopefully a reminder of the many more to come!"
>>4283920 "hate lies? i despise liars with all my heart... ugh whenever i think lies i think alice, good thing you killed her..."
>>4283926 chris hanson takes a seat instead of you.
"jesus christ achmed, i just asked you to take a seat..."
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4283957 "Sorry, it's pretty much a reflect by now"
>Take a seat. Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4283957 >Take a photo then put it away. "What do you mean by that? I thought you were gonna stay here after the battle tomorrow."
>Drink some more Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:jLdv4OfS Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:57:05 No. 4283981 Report >>4283957 >Chuckle "You're pretty good kid,maybe even the pest"
"No time to be laying around though big guy,here let me help you up,we need to give the good news to the old man"
>Try to move him downstairs >See what's left of the bar and what is happening while we leave Halton
>>4283957 'Even if i lied to you, would you forgive me?'
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 03:57:59 No. 4283992 Report >>4283957 >He puts all of the stuff in a bag and goes off to the nearest forest and starts to set his traps up, putting grenade-wire traps and cartridge traps everywhere Master
>>4283971 the fbi comes crashing through your castle gates. your 72 virgins scream in terror.
chris hanson: "heh nothing personal kiddo..."
>>4283977 she takes another drink
"i have no future here... but i don't know, i would like to join you and your gang on your little adventures, but i'm not sure if i should... i'm always loyal to the royal family no matte what..."
she takes another drink.
you then see arthas holding up a really big injured guy, luca.
>>4283981 you hold him up and you both go downstairs to the bar, you see jim and chiyako both having a drink.
the bar is in ruins, everyone left including the bartender, there's bullet holes everywhere and everything's destroyed because of the explosion.
luca: "wow... this place could use some re-decorating..."
>>4283984 she thonks for bit.
"of course i would forgive you love... would you forgive me?"
>>4283992 you go to the forest and start setting traps and stuff, the traps have now been set.
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil
Lieutenant Arthas Menethil ID:jLdv4OfS Sun 04 Mar 2018 04:06:59 No. 4284078 Report >>4284045 "What about laying low for a while big guy?I could use a drink"
>Approach >>4283977 "Hey Jim,can i borrow some of your drink?"
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps)
Some guy who likes traps (and also traps) ID:3ZnFL4kp Sun 04 Mar 2018 04:07:36 No. 4284088 Report >>4284045 >Go look for some Arumes near the forest, when I see one, take out the Dragunov and snipe one, then run Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha
>>4284045 "SALEELUL SAWARIM,NASHEEDUL UBAH
WA DARBUL QITALY, TARIQUL HAYA..."
>Jihad. Lt. Tiberius "Jim" Black
>>4284045 "The Royals? We have them back at base under protection of the Republic."
>>4284078 "Sure man."
>Hand over the rest. >>4284045 "So yeah you can join us and still help the royals. It'll be great to have a girl who can watch my dumbass on the battlefield."
>Look at her. Halton
>>4284045 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmc6TMAfBtk Starts playing in the background 'Ofcourse i would forgive you. But you need to know that i didn't fugged you in the first place, i could have keeped myself quiet and let the lie get into you and i would use you, just like a pawn. But instead i didn't'
>I close my eyes and i wait for her slapping me in the face Anonymous
>>4284134 ''Thank you friend''
>Take the bottle and go back to Luca ''You want some of this?''
>Start drinking Master
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>>4284078 luca: "i could also use a drink... the boss can wait a bit..."
>>4284088 you find a patrol of 6 arume, and fire on one of them with the dragonuv, but you miss and they start chasing you, then you run.
>>4284089 91
you jihad and cut off his head. your waifus cheer you on as you do it.
"yay! more decorations!"
>>4284134 98
she giggles a little then slaps her knee.
"i guess if you do some mental gymnastics you could say helping you guys would technically be helping the royals..." she sighs.
"ahh fuck it, i've done much dumber things in life... it's a deal, partner..."
>>4284141 you close your eyes and wait for her to slap you. but after waiting a while she doesn't and instead sits on the bed with you.
"b-baka, you could've just said that, now i feel embarrassed for doing all that... i said i would forgive you... so i forgive you."
you can see she is visibly angry, but tries to control it.
>>4284176 "usually when the boss asks us to kill someone, we usually don't end up bombing their place of business and killing all their men HAHAHAHAHAHA"
he drinks.
"what a night..."
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