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Anonymous ID:PdoSZn8/ Mon 05 Mar 2018 01:59:13 No.4293472 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4293480 >>4293482 >>4293747 >>4294764

>Be me
>Live in the UK
>1:57AM
>Have work in the morning
>Nosleepjustlurk.png
Why am I like this /bant/ and is it curable? My boss will personally assrape me if I'm not alert enough tomorrow (well, today) anf there's no chance I'm getting a decent night's sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xa4mq8PT Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:00:02 No.4293480 Report

Quoted By: >>4293509

>>4293472

my response:
>that means you like /bant/ and thats ok.

real response:
>turn off your fucking phone and sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PdoSZn8/ Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:00:40 No.4293482 Report

Quoted By:

>>4293472
*and* not "anf" yeah I'm definitely screwed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7qtNE8F Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:03:16 No.4293501 Report

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go to sleep right now mate

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dSTUf+oj Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:03:50 No.4293505 Report

Quoted By: >>4293550

look at it this way OP: even if you do get fired tomorrow (worst case unless youre a surgeon and end up killing somebody) you will have even more time to lurk /bant/! if you dont all is well so you can only win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PdoSZn8/ Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:04:14 No.4293509 Report

Quoted By: >>4293528

>>4293480
Oh how I envy those who slumber so effortlessly and deeply. My mind wanders with the thoughts that ever perplex and consume my consciousness, the very soul of my being shaken by what some faggot might have said whilst scratching his balls. See, although I'd like to sleep, I'm just addicted to it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xa4mq8PT Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:06:34 No.4293528 Report

Quoted By: >>4293550

>>4293509

>just fucking sleep you ass
meditate even

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PdoSZn8/ Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:08:39 No.4293550 Report

Quoted By: >>4293588 >>4293607

>>4293505
Thanks, I'm actually a chef so the only worry is finding a new place to work. I'm quite skilled, but job opportunity is a bitch.

>>4293528
Meditation lol yeah ill just wap my yoga mat out maybe play some twister while I'm at it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSTUf+oj Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:12:23 No.4293588 Report

Quoted By:

>>4293550
youll manage, trust me. i fucked up every single thing in my life and still havent run out of people who will employ me. good luck for tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xa4mq8PT Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:14:40 No.4293607 Report

Quoted By:

>>4293550
>Meditation lol yeah ill just wap my yoga mat out maybe play some twister while I'm at it

thats not how meditation works

you breathe in and out with your mouth and nose and think about the air flow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zvacZykv Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:38:45 No.4293747 Report

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>>4293472
Take a five hour energy or drink tons of coffee or something caffeinated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z506cIWC Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:40:23 No.4293753 Report

Quoted By: >>4293788

Op finally fell asleep, sweet dreams anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0YhTaaH Mon 05 Mar 2018 02:47:37 No.4293788 Report

Quoted By: >>4294806

>>4293753
he's gonna be up in about 10 mins thinking "fuck me i just cant sleep" and hes gonna turn his phone back on and check his thread.
mark my words that faggot isn't sleepin tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nk1ljIYf Mon 05 Mar 2018 04:59:22 No.4294764 Report

Quoted By:

>>4293472
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:De+o2cTR Mon 05 Mar 2018 05:05:52 No.4294806 Report

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>>4293788
Faggots probably asleep know, how I envy the cunt.

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