has r/banter ever had erectile chili and it hurts really bad and your in agony because of it and your willy turns red from the searing pain so you take matters in your own hand to get rid of the erectile chili and unzip your trousers over a bowl and start masturbating furiously and with every rub you want to die because of the pain and your foreskin rips so now you're jewish which sucks but you keep on masturbating until you have to come and the pressure from the cum pushes out the erectile chili from your urethra and spills into the bowl and it almost looks like cock diarrhea but its really just chili but now covered in your cum and you realize you like chili and your hungry so you start eating your erectile chili and it tastes like sunflower seeds and glue??