I've had it. I'm fucking sick of all these fucking faggots who talk shit about the Bob Semple Tank because "AHAHA XDDDD IT'S JUST A CORRUGATED SHITBOX!". I'm so fucking done with you cunts. Just because the fucking retarded media saw corrugated metal and sperged the fuck out, you get to shit all over one of the greatest war inventions of all time. I'd pay money to watch those fucking Japs crammed into their landing craft like sardines, ready to storm the beautiful, pristine New Zealand beach and rape our petite women. The craft hits the beach with a thud, and they rush onto the sand, rifles in hand, ready to claim our country for their Emperor. I would take great delight in seeing their slitty eyes widen in fear as these glorious, 12-foot tall fortresses of steel justice on caterpillar tracks thundered down the dunes, machine gun fire blazing from all sides. Just imagine them fucking screaming in pain as they're torn apart by burning lead the second they set foot on our pristine soil. Imagine their deep, unrelenting shame at shitting themselves right before the end came. Imagine the whole country celebrating the day we held out and defended our freedom. The anniversary of the battle would come to be known as "Bob Semple Day" and the man would get the credit he deserved. But no. Instead, the Japanese sat on their asses because Hitler was fucking incompetent and couldn't quite make it to Moscow. They should have come to New Zealand. We'd have shown them what it was really like to die with honor.
