>>4302714I usually get like 1 or 2 dreams per month, and the last one was me banging two elf maids in some mansion in a forest.
>tfw I woke up and there were no elf maids for me to bangThe dream before that one was not nice, it was two guys chasing and tracking me through the wilderness and we all had guns and were trying to kill each other, and I was hiding in a cave with a bolt action rifle and saw the two dudes in the distance and blew one dudes head off and then the tide turned and I chased the last guy to a cabin and set it on fire and shot him when he ran out. It felt more like a nightmare though.
