>king of /bant/
Duke Nukem
>queen of /bant/
Cirno
>prince of /bant/
Vegeta
>princess of /bant/ (via marriage)
Kanna
>dad of /bant/
Eddy (pic related)
>mom of /bant/
???
>sibling of /bant/
[s4s]?
>fruit of /bant/
fig
>ideology of /bant/
radical centrism
>everything else of /bant/
???

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this is the official (official) list of r/banter nobility, we are keeping records to ensure that /bant/ can track its history in the future