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>be me
>have always been kind of a sperg
>meet girl
>girl is cute
>we get along
>we get real close
>we become a couple
>our dream is to travel through South America
>we spend days and years saving money since we can't have kids
>wife gets sick
>fuck
>we spend all of our saving on her treatment
>she passes away
>I'm alone now
>some motherfucker comes to my place to "suggest" me to move out
>fuck him
>a fucking kid comes later and asks for donations or some shit
>tell him to piss off
>I get a letter from the bank
>they are taking my house
>fuck them
>remember my plan with my wife
>buy a fuckton of balloons
>attach them to my house
>now my house fucking floats
>I'm moving to fucking Venezuela bitches
>arrive to whateverthefuckiscalled National Park
>colonize the shit out of that desolated shit hole
>hear something
>it's the fucking kid
>and there's also an ugly as fuck bird
>and a talking dog
>bird and kid get kidnapped
What do, /bant/? I only wanted the perfect vacations me and my wife always dreamed of, and now I'm sitting here, looking at her pictures
>have always been kind of a sperg
>meet girl
>girl is cute
>we get along
>we get real close
>we become a couple
>our dream is to travel through South America
>we spend days and years saving money since we can't have kids
>wife gets sick
>fuck
>we spend all of our saving on her treatment
>she passes away
>I'm alone now
>some motherfucker comes to my place to "suggest" me to move out
>fuck him
>a fucking kid comes later and asks for donations or some shit
>tell him to piss off
>I get a letter from the bank
>they are taking my house
>fuck them
>remember my plan with my wife
>buy a fuckton of balloons
>attach them to my house
>now my house fucking floats
>I'm moving to fucking Venezuela bitches
>arrive to whateverthefuckiscalled National Park
>colonize the shit out of that desolated shit hole
>hear something
>it's the fucking kid
>and there's also an ugly as fuck bird
>and a talking dog
>bird and kid get kidnapped
What do, /bant/? I only wanted the perfect vacations me and my wife always dreamed of, and now I'm sitting here, looking at her pictures
