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Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:53:33 No.4322439 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4322452 >>4322455 >>4322463 >>4322600 >>4323056 >>4323197 >>4324360

The only way I got a cute gf was with online dating and lying the living shit out of everything. She thinks I am a student with a social life that gets his bachelor at the end of the year and not the failure in life I really am
Things are getting serious and she wants to move in with me.
I don't even have a job
Should I go for the truth bomb?
What are my options here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rZ2sr+fV Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:54:37 No.4322452 Report

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>>4322439
get a job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:55:12 No.4322455 Report

Quoted By: >>4322465

>>4322439
don't tell the truth EVER unless she's pregnant and you have to make her abort the thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:56:04 No.4322463 Report

Quoted By: >>4322513

>>4322439
anything that makes you look weak or ashamed of yourself is ALWAYS bad with a woman, just let her figure it out herself while you keep pounding her twat, if she dumps you who the fuck cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q1zCfpsL Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:56:18 No.4322465 Report

Quoted By: >>4322519

>>4322455
WRONG! OP you need to get her pregnant then tell her the truth that way she can't leave you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:00:27 No.4322513 Report

Quoted By: >>4322528 >>4322536

>>4322463
I care
I like her. I tell her that I am doing stuff with my ,,friends" and show her random pictures from the internet ony my phone and tell her that this is me and we were there, while in realitly I sit home all day long and play overwatch. Sometimes I tell her that I have to go/she has to go in the morning/evening because I have to go to universtiy, while in reality I just want to play overwatch earlier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:00:51 No.4322519 Report

Quoted By: >>4322544

>>4322465
don't fall for the happy family Jew you moron, there's no such thing, abort the little bastard and live free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NgeU57Rn Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:01:39 No.4322528 Report

Quoted By: >>4322556

>>4322513
Find the people whose pictures you stole from the internet and pay them money to become your friend and lie for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:02:26 No.4322536 Report

Quoted By: >>4322562 >>4322614

>>4322513
Well it sounds like you better stop caring because she's gonna dump your dumbass if and when she finds out. It sounds like your life is pretty sweet tbqh, I really don't see what your issue is. Why fuck up a good thing? Also if you tell her this and she does stay, you aren't going to be able to keep her out of the house half of the day like you do now. TRUST ME you are golden right now.

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM

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Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM ID:u2bxRM+t Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:02:55 No.4322544 Report

Quoted By: >>4322559

>>4322519
Unironically kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:03:43 No.4322556 Report

Quoted By: >>4322566

>>4322528
I dont have to,she has social anxiety and feels not confortable meeting new people. I allways say smth like:,, You have to meet them! I bet they really like you!" Knowing/praying that she will allways say no.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:03:57 No.4322559 Report

Quoted By:

>>4322544
>tripfag
heh

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM ID:u2bxRM+t Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:04:19 No.4322562 Report

Quoted By: >>4322589 >>4323260

>>4322536
Who the hell wants a fake relationship where you cant actuallly open up to the other person? That honestly sounds awful. Plus We are all human. Eventually op will have a slip of the tongue.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NgeU57Rn Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:04:38 No.4322566 Report

Quoted By:

>>4322556
Then there's no other way anon
You're gonna have to chain her up in your basement

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:05:15 No.4322589 Report

Quoted By: >>4322596 >>4322597 >>4322599

>>4322562
wtf is wrong with you? Do you genuinely enjoy spending time around women? Every woman i've ever fucked has annoyed the piss out of me constantly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NgeU57Rn Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:06:20 No.4322596 Report

Quoted By: >>4322609 >>4322685

>>4322589
> I'm an obnoxious twat around women so why aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q1zCfpsL Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:06:35 No.4322597 Report

Quoted By:

>>4322589
>Every woman i've ever fucked has annoyed the piss out of me constantly.
this. that guy has got to be a fag or something

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM ID:u2bxRM+t Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:06:44 No.4322599 Report

Quoted By: >>4322685

>>4322589
I'm fine with spending time with ones who are socially retarded like me and have similar interests to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9N1NEr54 Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:06:52 No.4322600 Report

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>>4322439
Your fucked m8 unless your able to partially emulate your lies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:q1zCfpsL Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:07:21 No.4322609 Report

Quoted By:

>>4322596
>Why yes I am a European

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:07:59 No.4322614 Report

Quoted By: >>4322695

>>4322536
She wants to move in with me and she will find out. What do I do at the end of the year? She thinks I have a degree and are a dentist by that time. No way in hell I wont find a job ,,with that" and still have no money to move in with her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SVYEnfhV Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:08:03 No.4322615 Report

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why the FUCK would you tell the truth?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:08:25 No.4322685 Report

Quoted By: >>4323043

>>4322596
go make a waffle faggot
>>4322599
well most women i've fucked already had boyfriends and i've never had a girl that had similar interests and wasn't socially retarded like me to be 100% fair, though you being a tripfag i seriously doubt you get a lot of pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:09:06 No.4322695 Report

Quoted By: >>4322740

>>4322614
does she have a sister? also you could always say you failed a class or something and have to stay another semester retard, this isn't rocket science

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:daEjlKNu Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:11:06 No.4322720 Report

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"Become religious" and "Join a cult"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:14:23 No.4322740 Report

Quoted By: >>4323596

>>4322695
That's not to bad of an idea, but I can duo that with a ,,depressive episode" of my life. To make it more believable. I could pretend one of my friend died. Is that too much or a good reason?

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM ID:u2bxRM+t Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:15:33 No.4323043 Report

Quoted By: >>4323596

>>4322685
Yeah I dont. I get what you mean though, the average whore is cancer to be around.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QOSbCxRf Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:17:34 No.4323056 Report

Quoted By: >>4323165 >>4323194

>>4322439
Is there any way you could become certified in something? or maybe if you're lucky enough you could stretch yourself enough time to attend a trade school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:26:49 No.4323165 Report

Quoted By:

>>4323056
No way
I really dont have a bright perspective on life
It'a just a matter of time until I run out of money and resources.
5 years max.
I cant attend any form of higher education. Hell I can be glad If i can get my hands on some mediocore job. The only way how I could actually study is to redo my ,,college" degree. We have Abitur in Germany. Gymnasium is the highest form of education and only people on the gymnasium with abitur are allowed to study. I went there till 11 class after that I got kicked out but my life allready went to shit before that. My grades are too bad that anyone would take me so I have to redo my Abitur and I dont even know how that works or if it is possible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:30:21 No.4323194 Report

Quoted By:

>>4323056
I would have to put a lot of effort into that and right now she is kind of the only reason I go out of bed. If she breaks up with me I would probably end it all allready, because I really dont see anything that would keep me going.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7ubGeAd Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:30:31 No.4323197 Report

Quoted By: >>4323300

>>4322439
You're a weak faggot who needs to face reality

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:37:30 No.4323260 Report

Quoted By: >>4323539

>>4322562
I doesnt really feel fake. She is probably the person that liked me the most in my entrie life. I enjoy that. I never had a slip of a tongue in my entrie life, because this would have meant the end of everything that is precious to me. In the first time of my life I want to do actions that will make somone else happy instead of me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+ko6PNo Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:42:21 No.4323300 Report

Quoted By: >>4323612

>>4323197
I face it every day
What would you do?

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM ID:u2bxRM+t Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:06:56 No.4323539 Report

Quoted By:

>>4323260
Man.. I mean... if you think she loves you that much, you should tell her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:13:27 No.4323596 Report

Quoted By:

>>4322740
again man, who cares if she likes it or not, honesty really doesn't matter with women anon
>>4323043
>be around
but not in :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W6g6msUj Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:14:23 No.4323612 Report

Quoted By:

>>4323300
I would try to leech money off her if i was you, if she believes you now, maybe you can fall on some "hard times" while she still believes you and you can get some money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nAZfkTeK Thu 08 Mar 2018 03:29:05 No.4324360 Report

Quoted By:

>>4322439
I think that you should just genuinely tell her, there is no harm in that. And it would just show that you are ready to change for her. And by telling honestly about yourself, would test both of you whether you are both ready to commit to each other in companionship.

Anons that say that you should take advantage of her is one of the reason why western society is crumbling. How sad.

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