>king of /bant/
Duke Nukem
>queen of /bant/
Cirno
>prince of /bant/
Vegeta
>princess of /bant/ (via marriage)
Kanna
>dad of /bant/
Eddy "Simpleflips" BUP
>mom of /bant/
Natalia Poklonskaya
>siblings of /bant/
[s4s], /int/, /qa/
>fruit of /bant/
fig
>ideology of /bant/
radical centrism
>Psychiatrist of /bant/
Yuuka/Happy Day/Poland
>gOd of /bant/
SH*T POST
>the philosophy of /bant/
Sh*tposting
>the uniform of /bant/
topless
>the color of /bant/
#FF69B4 Creamy
>the Coat of Arms of /bant/
pic related
>the DOC of /bant/
PD
>the artist of /bant/
RJ
>the soft drink of /bant/
contested between Pepsi Cola and Coke with peanuts
>the wife of /bant/
Chino (she's so cute)
>everything else of /bant/
???

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