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ID:DxTqzq74 No.4333087 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So, if Ouija boards can be used to contact the dead, does that mean all Hasbro games can be used to speak to them? Can a Bop-It tell you the dirty secrets of your great grandfather through its piece-of-crap speaker? Or does it have to be a Hasbro board game? And does that relate to licensed games? Can you connect the dead by using the Minions version of Operation? How would that work? Because Operation doesn't really have the alphabet, 'yes', 'no', and 'goodbye' printed onto it. Would the red button noise of the Minion patient have to do Morse code? Dots and dashes given by short or long bursts of red light as the yellow patient lays with a fart gun in it's guts. What about Connect 4? Would it still work without an alphabet attached? Would you have to deduce what it is implying by the patterns of the plastic coins? If so, I want to hear about the poor teenager who had to find out that is father is a member of the National Alliance because a Connect 4 paranormally positioned plastic pieces to paint a picture of a swastika. What about games that can't paint a picture? Does Guess Who have to do some makeshift binary thing with its little pictures; down for zero, up for one? If all Hasbro games have some inherent ability to speak to the dead, does that mean they have to do something to their new games that makes them able to talk to the dead? Does that mean their weird 'Simon Optix' game is able to contact the dead? By wearing some glasses that flash colours in your eyes, how would it actually show you the dead's message to you? Would it use the glasses to show you things like it was Augmented Reality? Would the glasses show you the sins of your family like you were Jesus and the glasses were the Garden of Gethsemane or would it just flash colours, trying desperately to tell you about the sins but flashing red, green, yellow, and blue aren't really going to tell the user much as it isn't really a language but four separate colours?