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Anonymous ID:eq7IHwNt Sat 13 May 2017 23:08:39 No.433410 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>433439 >>433484 >>433497 >>433596 >>433728 >>433906 >>434268 >>434655 >>434691 >>434813 >>434922 >>434956 >>436296 >>436775 >>437324 >>437366 >>438283 >>438326 >>439069

Do you walk like a virgin?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t3TlQbeV Sat 13 May 2017 23:09:31 No.433439 Report

Quoted By: >>433613

>>433410
No. I walk like the chad I am

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O5jfWTQ0 Sat 13 May 2017 23:10:58 No.433484 Report

Quoted By: >>433613 >>433739 >>434352

>>433410
This is scarily accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RUxfsb9T Sat 13 May 2017 23:11:34 No.433497 Report

Quoted By: >>433613

>>433410
yes wtf. me 100%

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SoTqg1DW Sat 13 May 2017 23:14:31 No.433596 Report

Quoted By: >>433822 >>434681 >>434991 >>435878 >>436143 >>436633 >>437718

>>433410
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eq7IHwNt Sat 13 May 2017 23:15:14 No.433613 Report

Quoted By:

>>433439
>>433484
>>433497

I don't like making eyecontact with people when walking by people, I do anything I can to avoid a small talk conversation.

I also feel the need to pass people if i'm close behind them. I don't like when someone is walking close behind me so that's probably why i do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HYA8BwaX Sat 13 May 2017 23:18:59 No.433728 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
I hope whoever made this is doing ok :/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O5jfWTQ0 Sat 13 May 2017 23:19:22 No.433739 Report

Quoted By:

>>433484
the only thing this picture got wrong is the passing by someone walking slower than me.
I actually do the opposite and let people get in front of me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fLI3V22H Sat 13 May 2017 23:20:37 No.433773 Report

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I even have that exact outfit, and I wear earplugs whenever I have to go to the kitchen or anywhere on campus

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5kvM4yTK Sat 13 May 2017 23:21:17 No.433792 Report

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I walk alpha,if my eyes cross with other peoples eyes i smile. Straight back, confident steps i take my place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Fv94E6H Sat 13 May 2017 23:22:18 No.433822 Report

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>>433596
Someone should make a video of this haha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X86W/uaN Sat 13 May 2017 23:25:18 No.433906 Report

Quoted By: >>434027

>>433410
>hair seems to overreact to wind
How is this so accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eq7IHwNt Sat 13 May 2017 23:29:18 No.434027 Report

Quoted By: >>434151 >>435847

>>433906

This is why i wear hats.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5kvM4yTK Sat 13 May 2017 23:32:51 No.434151 Report

Quoted By: >>434228

>>434027
You mean fedoras

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X86W/uaN Sat 13 May 2017 23:35:46 No.434228 Report

Quoted By: >>434237 >>434311

>>434151
These things

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X86W/uaN Sat 13 May 2017 23:36:04 No.434237 Report

Quoted By: >>434311 >>435022

>>434228
Fuck forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6AbCLI11 Sat 13 May 2017 23:36:52 No.434268 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
Fuck this is exactly how I walk, except for the autism shoes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wWM7d0yJ Sat 13 May 2017 23:38:12 No.434301 Report

Quoted By: >>434707

>looks below parallel
How else am i supposed to not step on dog shit?

Half the rest i do, and i get why it's bad. But why the "looks below parallel"?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5kvM4yTK Sat 13 May 2017 23:38:25 No.434311 Report

Quoted By: >>434383 >>434658

>>434237
>>434228
Jeez, thats an incredibly autistic looking cap buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1TWcbLdX Sat 13 May 2017 23:39:58 No.434352 Report

Quoted By:

>>433484
that's because most people walk like this
don't take internet memes too seriouly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wWM7d0yJ Sat 13 May 2017 23:40:53 No.434383 Report

Quoted By: >>434769

>>434311
Wot in hair regulation?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w78JZsRz Sat 13 May 2017 23:43:04 No.434655 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
Use to be, but I'm still a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X86W/uaN Sat 13 May 2017 23:43:14 No.434658 Report

Quoted By: >>434769

>>434311
Yeah, but normies and chads wear them so it helps blending in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZLzll+/u Sat 13 May 2017 23:43:48 No.434681 Report

Quoted By:

>>433596
tiptopkek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSEH8b1B Sat 13 May 2017 23:44:02 No.434691 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
If youre a virgin, dont you walk like a virgin by definition?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eq7IHwNt Sat 13 May 2017 23:44:50 No.434707 Report

Quoted By: >>434776

>>434301
>Half the rest i do, and i get why it's bad. But why the "looks below parallel"?

It's kinda tied with not wanting to make eyecontact with people, but that's one of the most beta things on the list

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5kvM4yTK Sat 13 May 2017 23:46:34 No.434769 Report

Quoted By:

>>434383
Kek

>>434658
Snapbacks, regular caps?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wWM7d0yJ Sat 13 May 2017 23:46:53 No.434776 Report

Quoted By:

>>434707
But i want to talk to people. I just don't want to talk with shit on my shoe.
>Or something worse than shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xKjUXSGE Sat 13 May 2017 23:47:48 No.434813 Report

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>>433410
This is pretty much me, except for the headphones. I didn't know this had to do with my virginity, I thought I just had autism. And I have longer hair so of course it gets blown around by the wind.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UoRguePn Sat 13 May 2017 23:51:34 No.434922 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
Everything save for the headphones thing. I'm a virgin too, so I guess that explains why I walk this way. Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Ip0sfJO Sat 13 May 2017 23:52:59 No.434956 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
I love how that pic attacks exactly everyone's insecurities at walking 8/8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qQIb4L20 Sat 13 May 2017 23:54:08 No.434991 Report

Quoted By:

>>433596
it sounds like a jojo chacracter

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cKN88nfB Sat 13 May 2017 23:55:09 No.435022 Report

Quoted By: >>435224

>>434237

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5kvM4yTK Sun 14 May 2017 00:01:29 No.435224 Report

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>>435022

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O5jfWTQ0 Sun 14 May 2017 00:23:28 No.435847 Report

Quoted By:

>>434027
me too
I wear a trucker hat in a way that really covers my face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nGFFg6rw Sun 14 May 2017 00:24:49 No.435878 Report

Quoted By: >>437269

>>433596
who ever made this should be proud.
those who share this are sages of 2017

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XrQjy6fK Sun 14 May 2017 00:36:47 No.436143 Report

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>>433596
>arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways

K E K
E
K

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qy7GuPyA Sun 14 May 2017 00:41:28 No.436296 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
Holy shit. This describes me eerily accurately, although I'm not a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:09bEvZHT Sun 14 May 2017 00:51:08 No.436633 Report

Quoted By:

>>433596
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cww1SfG2 Sun 14 May 2017 00:53:51 No.436749 Report

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>hair seems to overreact to wind

this one hits home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a5i+dso5 Sun 14 May 2017 00:54:36 No.436775 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
mostly accurate except i dont wear headphones when i walk and i generally like walking slow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8y4UW2XF Sun 14 May 2017 01:03:03 No.437077 Report

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>virgin
>walk by black lady in a bar
>"don't eye me boy!"
>keep walking and laugh to my friend about it

????

Am I not supposed to make eye contact with people?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hOmWsIWh Sun 14 May 2017 01:08:24 No.437269 Report

Quoted By:

>>435878
>mfw people don't realize it's Quentin who made this shit even though it says it right there in the image

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MZUXN0L9 Sun 14 May 2017 01:10:25 No.437324 Report

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>>433410
Most males between the ages 15-35 compulsively try to pass anyone walking too slow when they're on their own, I always do it

It's the only thing i have in common with this pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rFFwq+o8 Sun 14 May 2017 01:12:02 No.437366 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
Apparently I do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0vTXx/RO Sun 14 May 2017 01:12:04 No.437367 Report

Quoted By: >>437428

So how will I walk when I lose my virginity?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rFFwq+o8 Sun 14 May 2017 01:14:11 No.437428 Report

Quoted By: >>437568 >>437638

>>437367

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wWM7d0yJ Sun 14 May 2017 01:19:29 No.437568 Report

Quoted By:

>>437428
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qy7GuPyA Sun 14 May 2017 01:22:37 No.437638 Report

Quoted By:

>>437428
Topkek.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Fv94E6H Sun 14 May 2017 01:25:54 No.437718 Report

Quoted By:

>>433596
This is the closest we got to a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ruqVv4vR Sun 14 May 2017 01:43:10 No.438283 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
>below parallel
Who let this French faggot make a meme?
It's the horizon, dipshit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d0kYXUCY Sun 14 May 2017 01:44:35 No.438326 Report

Quoted By: >>438710

>>433410
god dammit I dress exactly like that guy I even have glasses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eq7IHwNt Sun 14 May 2017 02:00:42 No.438710 Report

Quoted By:

>>438326

I do long, fast strides because i developed that habit in the winter whenever i had to walk somewhere fast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fgQWpTEU Sun 14 May 2017 02:18:43 No.439069 Report

Quoted By:

>>433410
No, I walk like a man who's had sex four times

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7bz5knHG Sun 14 May 2017 02:29:48 No.439271 Report

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I kinda walk like that but I stand like this. Am in charge?

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