has r/banter's anal fungus ever started growing out of control and the dry cracked festering rim of your butthole was in constant agony because of the fungus digging into the fissures and twisting your butt hair so you take matters into your own hands to get rid of the fungus and the only way to get rid of the fungers is to bathe in vinegar so you get in the bath of vinegar but the vinegar enters your enlarged urethra and begins to fucking sting and it also gets into your blisters and your in unimaginable pain and start squirming which splashes vinegar in your eyes but the anal fungus detaches from your anus and your anal fissures starts burning from the vinegar but you scoop up the fungus and eat it but it gets you really high and thats fine and dandy because being high while your eyes are burning out of your head is an incredible experience ?