There's this absolutely gorgeous girl at my work who I've been eyeing on since I first saw her. One shift we both happened to be the last ones to clock off and right then her boyfriend walks in, shirtless and he looked like a surfer. This guy was a manlet, barely taller than her and he was fuck ugly but carried himself like a bloody chad. He was an absolute lad and even held the door for me on my way out.
It's not fair, how come I grew up to be such a social retard who can't hold a simple conversation while this manlet is luckier than I am with chicks?