why do people post here under the assumption that they are robots even though they have had gf's and are normal by conventional standards

my definition of a robot:

no or little friends
useless
odd
mental illness (not necessary but is a defining feature)
socially inept

here are my credintials

stupid
no gf
no friends
adhd
fuckhead
maybe crazy

look I aint here to ree at you like a dumbo wumbo

im here to ask

why are you here and not at the party dumbass