>>4363051It could be both. They are usually hugely exaggerated too, sometimes to the point they are clearly made up just for giggles. It goes something like:
THERE'S A NEW HOT 10/10 TEACHER IN YOUR SCHOOL
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CHADS IMMEDIATELY START GROPING HER ASS, OPENLY PERSUADE HER TO HAVE SEX AND GIVE THEM BLOWJOBS, SHE DOESN'T MIND
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YOU SECRETLY TAKE A PHOTO OF HER BUTT WHEN SHE TURNS AWAY
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YOU ARE BEING EXPELLED AND SUED, THERE'S A NEWS REPORT ABOUT YOU ON TV CHANNEL FOR AT LEAST 15 MINUTES, YOU'RE FORCEFULLY BEING TAKEN TO JERRY SPRINGER'S SHOW
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MOM IS INTO SCHIZOTERIC PRACTICES THAT SUPPOSEDLY GIVE LUCK, MONEY AND GOOD HEALTH
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YOU COME HOME, SHE'S CRYING AND ADMITS SHE GAVE YOUR 10K TO A DRUGGIE LOOKING GUY
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YOU FIND OUT THAT A JUNKIE-LOOKING GUY CAME UP TO HER AND OFFERED HER TO BUY A SMARTPHONE AND A TABLET JUST FOR 10K INSTEAD OF 30K THEY SUPPOSEDLY COST
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WHERE A SENTIENT HUMAN BEING WOULD NOTICE SOMETHING'S OFF, MOM SEES THE RESULT OF HER SCHIZOTERIC SPIRITUAL PRACTICES FOR SUCCESS ATTRACTION
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SINCE SHE DOESN'T HAVE 10K, MOM SPENDS YOUR 10K YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING FOR MOVING OUT
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FINDS OUT AT HOME SMARTPHONE AND TABLET WERE CHINESE RIPOFFS THAT COST 1K AT MOST
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YOU ASK HER WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU AND SHE SAYS "YOU WOULDN'T LET ME BUY IT"
While I was typing this out it stroke me how identical greentexts and these are, lol. And I always considered them to be different.
>>4363031I guess I was wrong.
