>>451192*ironically posts a karen to humor you, as you are not at the level of understanding necessary to appreciate such a post. considers writing a short anonymous biography detailing my history is the foreskin black market, but entrusts my secret identity only to you. gives you a warm, reassuring, charismatic smile*
>>451217*dabs recklessly, but with power, shifting the tectonic plates beneath our feet so that you end up circumcising your own foreskin, what a world. let's out a hearty seaman's laugh*