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> make 3:00 appointment for massage in china town
> been to this place once before
> show up, greeted by hobgoblin male instead of the usual hostess/matriarch
> he is the only masseuse available, usually its girls
> tell them its ok, Im here to relax my /fit/ muscle bod anyhow, not creep on womanlets
> start massage
> He leans into my ear and whispers: big strong man, big muscle, need rub
> mediocre massage, doesnt even press hard enough
> touches my balls and dick
> creeped out, ask him to just rub my neck for the last few minutes
> finally over
> on my way out he hands me a tiny cup of water and says "tip?"
> I cant even think of what to say, I had such a creepy experience
> He grins, ok maybe just tree fiddy?
> realize chink goblin is actually the loch ness monster
> mfw
> been to this place once before
> show up, greeted by hobgoblin male instead of the usual hostess/matriarch
> he is the only masseuse available, usually its girls
> tell them its ok, Im here to relax my /fit/ muscle bod anyhow, not creep on womanlets
> start massage
> He leans into my ear and whispers: big strong man, big muscle, need rub
> mediocre massage, doesnt even press hard enough
> touches my balls and dick
> creeped out, ask him to just rub my neck for the last few minutes
> finally over
> on my way out he hands me a tiny cup of water and says "tip?"
> I cant even think of what to say, I had such a creepy experience
> He grins, ok maybe just tree fiddy?
> realize chink goblin is actually the loch ness monster
> mfw
