>>4370741I'll give you a dank recipe right fucking now. You take some fucking bacon, three slices or more if you want, and you fry it the fuck up in just a little bit of butter. While that's cooking you slice some tomatoes and mushrooms, and bring out lettuce, mayonnaise and ham. When that shit is done you toast your bread in that fucking fat. When that's done you take your mushrooms and put them in the pan (don't clean the pan or switch it you fucking fag). Now spread some mayonnaise on one of the slices of bread and put some herbal salt on it (salt and pepper works good too but only if the pepper is freshly ground), throw the other slice in the microwave with cheese on it just until it melts. Now put that fucking tomato, pickle and lettuce on the mayonnaise side and your ham and bacon on the cheese side. You'll be shitting pure gold because this is tighter than a nun's asshole
