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FLYING SPIDERS IN AUSTRALIA

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:24:52 No.4377639 View View Reply Original Report

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What kind of hellish shithole of a country is Australia? Where it fucking rains spiders.
Fucking flying fuck spiders what the fucking. FLYING SPIDERS. IN AUSTRALIA.

Can we just nuke Australia what the fuck SPIDER rain ffs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:25:58 No.4377640 Report

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More pics of this recent phenomenon of SPIDER RAIN

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:26:19 No.4377641 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:28:30 No.4377642 Report

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hahahahha Aussies BTFO..

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:30:29 No.4377643 Report

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>>4377639

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:30:46 No.4377644 Report

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>>4377639

And they will still shitpost in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:31:22 No.4377645 Report

Quoted By: >>4377661 >>4377678

>>4377639
Kraut anons tell me if my german is good

Der Spinne kommst aus Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:32:36 No.4377646 Report

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>>4377639
they're on webs you fucking mong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:32:43 No.4377647 Report

Quoted By: >>4377653

>>4377639
What the fuck? Is this real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:32:59 No.4377648 Report

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my god, I bet those are poisonous too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:33:29 No.4377649 Report

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>>4377639
quick rundown ?!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:34:19 No.4377650 Report

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>>4377639
check.

Yea what the fuck Australia... Explain yourself.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:34:23 No.4377651 Report

Quoted By: >>4377665

Are spiders a bigger threat to Australian sovereignty than the emus?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:34:33 No.4377652 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:35:03 No.4377653 Report

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>>4377647
yeah but it's old as fuck news
http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/australias-mysterious-spider-rain-explained/news-story/c51d72e4a231731bb42e5f5a1010a7d5

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:35:36 No.4377654 Report

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A friend of mine lived there for a period of time.
In the morning, he had to check his slippers and shoes for spiders before he took them on, they could gas you. I thought that was bad, but this...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:35:40 No.4377655 Report

Quoted By: >>4377660 >>4377664 >>4377672 >>4377683 >>4377710 >>4377712 >>4377717

You walk out your door and see this. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:35:49 No.4377656 Report

Quoted By: >>4377657 >>4377663

Wait a minute, what time is it in Aus in general?

Aus is sleeping atm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:36:09 No.4377657 Report

Quoted By: >>4377663

>>4377653
>>4377656

Except this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:36:29 No.4377658 Report

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>flying
>just chillin on webs
Isn't this a seasonal thing in Australia, like in America you have the mayfly spam, they just have death spider spam

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:36:42 No.4377659 Report

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>>4377652
we should gather that spider-silk and make nanoweave armor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:36:45 No.4377660 Report

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>>4377655
Gasoline, lighter and water balloons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:37:07 No.4377661 Report

Quoted By: >>4377675

>>4377645
>Der Spinne kommst aus Australia
Die Spinne kommt aus Australien

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:37:15 No.4377662 Report

Quoted By: >>4377690

Do you save the doggo?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:37:24 No.4377663 Report

Quoted By: >>4377668 >>4377669 >>4377698

>>4377656
>>4377657

I have narcolepsy I slept all fucking day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:38:30 No.4377664 Report

Quoted By: >>4377667

>>4377655
FlameThrower

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:38:39 No.4377665 Report

Quoted By: >>4377696 >>4377706

>>4377651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tax5JR63E5s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:39:29 No.4377666 Report

Quoted By: >>4377670

>Many sailors have reported spiders being caught in their ship's sails, over 1,600 kilometres (990 mi)[12] from land (Heimer 1988). They have even been detected in atmospheric data balloons collecting air samples at slightly less than 5 kilometres (16,000 ft) above sea level.[13] Evidently, it is the most common way for spiders to invade isolated islands and mountaintops

what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:39:32 No.4377667 Report

Quoted By: >>4377677 >>4377681

>>4377664
>the fire spreads across 40 miles of webbing and kills 7 people and 20 sheep
>the sky is still raining spiders

what do now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:39:45 No.4377668 Report

Quoted By: >>4377671

>>4377663
What the hell. That thing was just done with Ripley. A literal fucking alien

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:41:26 No.4377669 Report

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>>4377663
optical illusion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:41:31 No.4377670 Report

Quoted By: >>4377688

>>4377666
They can live in a highest atmosphere than anything else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:41:52 No.4377671 Report

Quoted By: >>4377676

>>4377668
My least favourite animal here is probably the white-tail spiders (genus Lampona) because they cause gangrene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:44:22 No.4377672 Report

Quoted By: >>4377674 >>4377685

>>4377655
I regularly have this exact nightmare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:45:08 No.4377673 Report

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Emu wars part 2.
They have developed an air force.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:45:14 No.4377674 Report

Quoted By: >>4377679

>>4377672
i used to pull cable in southern california and pulling underneath a trailer house if i put my head up there was a world of webs and spiders>>4377672

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:45:24 No.4377675 Report

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>>4377661
Danke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:46:02 No.4377676 Report

Quoted By: >>4377686

>>4377671
DO horrible animals have a tendency to get indoors?

Do you do like a monster sweep diablo 1 style before you go to bed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:46:21 No.4377677 Report

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>>4377667
More fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:47:36 No.4377678 Report

Quoted By: >>4377682

>>4377645
Ich fick dich in den Arsch, du krummbeiniges mieses Kanakenschwein, nen schönen Neger werd ick dir holen, ja da kikste wa, so einen Neger mit seinem zwei Meter langen Schwanz werd ik dir holen dann spann ik dich uffn Bock und werd dir in den Arsch ficken, dass du zwei Tage lang Dünnpfiff hast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:48:05 No.4377679 Report

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>>4377674
I've seen something similar to this driving to work in Texas. But they were little, cute webs. Not sheet webs like this. I would be done with leaving my house for a while.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:49:49 No.4377680 Report

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>>4377639
>>4377640
>>4377641

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:50:03 No.4377681 Report

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>>4377667
mix bleach and ammonia and wear a gas mask while doing it and start gassing them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:50:22 No.4377682 Report

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>>4377678
You'll nigger fuck me in the ass like a goat because... Jews?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:50:27 No.4377683 Report

Quoted By: >>4377705

>>4377655
Go and play in it. Probably the closest thing we'll ever get to snow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:50:56 No.4377684 Report

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>>4377639
>What kind of hellish shithole of a country is Australia? Where it fucking rains spiders.

My fucking sides, kek.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:51:14 No.4377685 Report

Quoted By: >>4377689

>>4377672
I have nightmares about whales stealing all my fish.

I go down to take up by line and my yarn, and there one is stuck. He has eaten all the fish and destroyed both the reiv and the yarn. Gloating at me, haha I stole all your fish, what are going to do about it? I am protected by the UN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:52:08 No.4377686 Report

Quoted By: >>4377692 >>4377694 >>4377699

>>4377676
no but a lot of people here think spiders are sacred or something and insist that killing them is "not good manners" not even joking.

As for me, my dad sprays poison all over the fucking place, I try to warn him that it attracts animals due to the smell and they are already immune for hundreds of generations, but he doesn't care. I see a spider bigger than my hand maybe twice a month. Once we had a french exchange student visiting, so for a joke I punched a spider flat and ate it. I told her you need to eat them to gain their powers. I got sex that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:52:36 No.4377687 Report

Quoted By: >>4377695

>>4377639
Australia is like Texas on Bath Salt. Jesus fucking Christ, no wonder the Aboriginals never developed a civilization, it is a miracle they actually managed to survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:52:50 No.4377688 Report

Quoted By: >>4377697

>>4377670
i love lil cutie colorful fuzzy spiders.
hashtag/notallspidersjusticeforspiders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:53:00 No.4377689 Report

Quoted By:

>>4377685
>haha I stole all your fish, what are going to do about it? I am protected by the UN

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:53:06 No.4377690 Report

Quoted By:

>>4377662
It is too late for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:53:09 No.4377691 Report

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cunt its almost 5 am, if you want an reaction post this shit earlier

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:54:11 No.4377692 Report

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>>4377686
it's bad luck to kill a spider, everyone knows this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:54:15 No.4377693 Report

Quoted By: >>4377714

>>4377639
no cunt because you stupid americans are unaware our animals are extremely racist and help us i could stand in that spider shower and not a one would hit me but they would swarm any paki around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUhfmGP1QJE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:55:16 No.4377694 Report

Quoted By: >>4377701

>>4377686
>I see a spider bigger than my hand maybe twice a month.

please tell me you have small hands

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:55:27 No.4377695 Report

Quoted By: >>4377700

>>4377687
Yeah haha being "civilised" is all about trying to not have your tires explode or your dog eaten from land crabs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:55:40 No.4377696 Report

Quoted By: >>4377848

>>4377665

kek aussie seasons: shark attack, insect sting, snakebite, and croc attack

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:56:27 No.4377697 Report

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>>4377688

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:56:33 No.4377698 Report

Quoted By:

>>4377663
Wolf spider. Agressive cunt that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:57:17 No.4377699 Report

Quoted By: >>4377707 >>4377708

>>4377686
Everything about your post screams "low-IQ"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:57:50 No.4377700 Report

Quoted By: >>4377704

>>4377695
I don't think building a civilization is possible under hellish circumstances. Australians nowadays came here with technology that could've only been developed in a safer environment that allows for people spending time on things other that surviving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:58:44 No.4377701 Report

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>>4377694
I have small hands. But where I live there are colonial hunstmen spiders, black cave spiders, and some other weird ass backwards wolf spider with plates. I have no idea what it's called but I think some cunt needs to study them because they can jump a foot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 17:59:47 No.4377702 Report

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it was a penal colony after all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:00:02 No.4377703 Report

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/may/18/australia-where-the-rain-is-sometimes-made-of-spiders-video-report

Damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:00:48 No.4377704 Report

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>>4377700
Rot op! Australia invented toch een heap of stuff, geïncludeering bionic eyes and ears and limbs and brain-to-limb implants and scramjets and wifi and quantum computers and artificial blood and liquid breathing fluid and burn victim support beds and spray-on-medical skin for burn victims and basically everything we invent is to rebuild our broken cyborg bodies after the yearly summer arthopod onslaughts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:00:58 No.4377705 Report

Quoted By: >>4377709

>>4377683
Unironically this.
Hopefully they have jewel spiders I them theyre kinda comfy and look like Christmas baubles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:00:59 No.4377706 Report

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>>4377665

watching her squirm in pain was pretty hot.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:01:53 No.4377707 Report

Quoted By: >>4377715

>>4377699
I write for the audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:02:08 No.4377708 Report

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>>4377699
Everything about his post is accurate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:03:39 No.4377709 Report

Quoted By: >>4377718

>>4377705
Northern wasteland people problems. Inmy part of aus we have FOUR SEASONS. like the condoms.

the australia is hot myth needs to die it was snowing last month in orford I am sick of the fucking cold.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:03:48 No.4377710 Report

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>>4377655

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:04:46 No.4377711 Report

Quoted By: >>4377713

>>4377639
OMG. This is so beautiful. I want to move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:05:57 No.4377712 Report

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>>4377655
How does something like this even happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:06:07 No.4377713 Report

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>>4377711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qMZBoYvn6I

Jealous yet? Even the dolphins glow.

꧁꧂

꧁꧂ Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:06:23 No.4377714 Report

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>>4377693
she has to marry it now, otherwise it's haram

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:07:40 No.4377715 Report

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>>4377707
Haha you gotta be shitting me there are two frames to this??

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:07:53 No.4377716 Report

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They just want to cuddle tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:07:59 No.4377717 Report

Quoted By:

>>4377655

Run like a maniac away from that hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:08:09 No.4377718 Report

Quoted By: >>4377848

>>4377709
>australia is hot myth
Have legit never seen snow in my life.
Taswegia is not an accurate representation of the whole country.

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Anonymous ID:4Qb6HLpD Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:12:04 No.4377836 Report

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>>4377641

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9zV+fgdW Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:13:04 No.4377845 Report

Quoted By: >>4377859

And remember, with all the deadly wildlife, scorching deserts, general uninhabitable conditions, white people turned it into a first world country in only a couple of hundred years

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Anonymous ID:3CjatYFF Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:13:08 No.4377848 Report

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>>4377718
it was cold as fuck last time I went to mt tambourine, and I've seen "snow" at uluru. there are ski fields in 3 of 6 states don't be silly queenslander.

>>4377696
flies are worst than all of that combined.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3CjatYFF Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:14:18 No.4377859 Report

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>>4377845
and africans will undo it in 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nVV_9G818

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DXuaSPyH Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:16:36 No.4377874 Report

Quoted By: >>4378004

well lads, it looks like we have been banished to /bant/ again. it's a silly place, but I, for one, will always defend muh spiderbros from you haters. So what if they fly about and rain down, have you ever thought about how the spider feels?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3CjatYFF Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:32:56 No.4378004 Report

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>>4377874
>spiders have feelings

so does the borg queen. why havent you assimilated yet anon? feelings trump facts after all!

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Anonymous ID:ChhllQ6e Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:39:05 No.4378071 Report

Quoted By: >>4378210

>>4377639
I worked on a paper that studied the process of silk fabrication from the glands of the apex of the opisthosoma of various chelicerates. Some spider species can build a parachute that can use to travel to various points, there is one big ass jungle specie from South America that can literally fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9zV+fgdW Mon 12 Mar 2018 18:48:56 No.4378210 Report

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>>4378071
delet that picture
akarin would never do something that lewd

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