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This is the ramen shaman. He will destroy you. He has supreme telekinetic control over ramen, and any water that ramen is boiled in. He can also control whatever ingredients (food items only) that are cooked with the ramen. His main attacks include ramen flood, ramen tsunami, or as I like to call it, tsurami, and ramen tornado.
He can conjure a shield of ramen at any time, and fling boiling hot ramen water at his target. He can use bouillon cubes and vegetables as blunt projectiles as well. His weaknesses are american fast food and tripfags.
