Andrew Dobson, known by his pen names, Tom Preston and CattyN/Catty Nebulart, is a starving artist and wigger known for ranting about his convention failures, elitism, and his life as a victim. His most notable work is his webcomic So... You’re a Cartoonist, which generally depicts his life story growing up as a super-talented artist only to beg for money at conventions. Like how Fred Gallagher attempted to erase his poorly drawn lolicon, Tom Preston tried to hide his shameful past as a typical paraphile. In fact, he even posed as an innocent young girl who just so happened to love drawing anime girls being pumped with air. Unfortunately for Tom, he forgot that denying the existence of his actions only results in the Streisand effect. Similarly to JonTron, Preston draws himself as slim with a full head of hair when in reality he is a repugnant, obese cueball.

Because of this, Tom Preston tries to put the blame on something else rather than taking responsibility and admitting his wrongs because, God knows, Preston is just an innocent fatty! As a matter of fact, Tom Preston has blamed anime, critics, and digital tools for his poor art skills, when in reality he has just gotten lazier. But don’t go giving tips on how to improve, his comics are perfect the way they are!