>be me
>working on project in drama class
>nozzle on craft glue broken
>ask teacher
>"just use your hands"
>gross, but do it anyways
>tell her im leaving to wash hands
>cant open door because glue
>joker kid does it
He's a natural ginger but dyes his hair green, super frizzy, and hes thin to the point that all he is is bones and v little muscle, almost paler than me, wears his purple trench coat all the time.
>"i'd cum on your hands any day"
>gross
>come back with clean hands
>"you got all that sticky white stuff off" he winks
>try not to puke

Two weeks later
>school shootings everywhere
>school gets threat
>"its gonna be (joker kids name)"
>ohboy.jpg
>hear edgy white kids talking
>legit anyone ever speculated of being a shooter is in this class
>fire alarm gets pulled by some nigger in E wing
>joker kid says somthing along the lines of "its time"
>mfw that faggot gets expelled
>mfw im not gonna die