Welcome back to /pol/ Parliament. The concept is simple; we run a mock legislature where we can discuss and vote on laws that should govern /pol/
How to join:
>Choose a name and a create a secure tripcode to verify yourself >Select a party to join or create a new one if needed (check below for more details) >Add your party tag to your name >Make yourself known and take part in the autism that will make /pol/ great again Creating a party:
>Choose an original name >Choose an abbreviation for the your party tag. It should look like this: [PTY] >Choose a color to represent your party on the chart, just look up 'color picker' and copy the #code for the color you want >Develop the party's core stances and policies >Make a post stating the party's creation with all of the above in the post >Recruit members and make your party #1 FAQ:
>What's a tripcode? https://www.4chan.org/faq#sectrip >Where do I put all my details? Your name, tag and tripcode password should all go in the name field like so:
name [tag] ##password
>What if I don't want to join a party? You can choose to be an independent. If so then you must use the [ind] tag
>Fuck off tripfags no u
Once we reach 10 members we'll start voting on proposals
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Fuck off tripfags
The Speaker !!Houu/Q//1+T
The speaker will be the person to run the thread and will organise when voting will occur and the order of the proposed legislation. The speaker will only be able to vote if a tie-breaker is needed. I'll be acting as the speaker for now, and hopefully someone will volunteer to take over.
Anonymous
>>4396221 >>4396224 Old man, this doesn't work here anymore.
Just go.
The Speaker !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396222 follow the instructions in the OP please, it's not that hard
Anonymous
Quoted By:
+1 vote for Green party
Green Party Representative
Quoted By:
Green Party + 1.
The Speaker !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396225 wow rude, have some faith anon
Anonymous
>>4396226 Nah
First bill: op agrees to suck my dick
Green Party Representative
>>4396229 Mr. Speaker I hereby request that the Green Party is given the floor.
Ruler of Hibernia !iiA80eLVpY
I motion that we dissolve Parliament in favour of a monarchy seated in Ireland, the true capital of white Christian identity.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>4396229 >>4396230 Sums up what I said.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>4396232 Not your turn to speak faggot. This isn't a forum to discuss growing potatas.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>4396221 Awww, I fucking loved these and glad to see someone bring it back.
...look at me, we divirsity now.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>4396221 Read:
>>163899533 Because when we redpill the normies they too will understand that /pol/ parliament better no allow muslims in because islam is nothing but a political system disguised as a religion.
Anonymous
Seems fun and interesting but /pol/ has been hijacked by "internet is srs bsns" type redditors so it's not gonna work
The Speaker !!Houu/Q//1+T
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>>4396231 requests made by anyone with an incorrect name field will not be recognised.
denied cunt
General of Hibernia
Royal Nigger !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396221 im the libertarian party
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>4396240 now how do i delet my tripcode i dont want to play anymore
The Speaker !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396237 the autism will make it work, it always does
>>4396232 >>4396239 what's your party name and tag
>>4396240 great, just include a party tag in your name lad
Royal Nigger !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396240 ok my party name is Mr Niggers Party Of Ganja
MNPOG
Anonymous
>>4396242 pls how do i fucking delete my tripcode faggot
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>4396237 These threads have been around since 2014.
The Speaker !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396244 just delete your life
Anonymous
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
I propose am proposing the following legislation: The parliament will grant the speaker full voting rights on all future bills put to vote voting will begin in ~10 minutes and will then run for 15 minutes
Royal Nigger MNPOG !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396248 no i dont give you that right bitch
Royal Nigger MNPOG !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396248 i propose you kys
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396250 proposals made by anyone with an incorrect name field will not be recognised, cunt.
Royal Nigger MNPOG !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396251 whats wrong with my name field cunt
Anonymous
>>4396221 1 vote for spurdoparty.
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396252 you need the brackets for the party tag, so [MNPOG]
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396254 FINE HERE YOU BEURACRATIC NIGGER I PROPOSE THE SPEAK OF THE HOUSE KILL HIMSELF
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396256 your proposal has been noted.
Voting will now commence on bill 01:
The parliament will grant the speaker full voting rights on all future bills put to vote.
all eligible members have 15 minutes to vote. If the vote results in a tie, the speaker shall cast a deciding vote
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396257 no you dont get rights
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
a reminder that votes must be cast as either an 'Aye' for the bill, 'Nay' against the bill or an 'Abstain'
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
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>>4396259 nay no you dont get rights
Gibs !!rEkSWzi2+mz
>>4396221 Hopefully im not too late
The Party name is Nigerians for Air Jordans and the abbreviation is [NAJ]
The core policy is to secure all the gibs and legalize crack
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
Quoted By:
>>4396261 you've got two minutes to vote
>>4396257 Anonymous
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
>>4396257 Nay unless we get guaranteed gibs
Anonymous
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396264 nice nigger coalition
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396257 voting time has been extended 5 minutes in consideration of late-comers
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396269 FUCK YOU SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS GAY
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396264 i'll vote to give you gibs if you give the speaker full voting rights
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396269 HE JUST VOTED NAY YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
I vote nay to stand with my fellow niggers
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396264 dont do it my nigga i give you free ganja n chicken wingz boiiiiiiii
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396273 niceeeee
>>4396271 fuck you huwite boi gib us dose gibs
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396269 ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES YOU FAG
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396257 voting has ended on bill 01:
the bill has been defeated 2-0
the parliament will next vote on bill 02:
The speaker will consider killing himself
voting will begin in ~10 minutes and then run for 15 minutes
I remind all members to please put forward any and all legislation that they would like to vote on.
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
>>4396277 I vote aye white boi. I propose free air jordans for all Nigerians
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
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Sorry I'm late, wife beating scandal porn had me busy.
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
Quoted By:
>>4396278 >>4396279 trust the niggers to not be able to read properly
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396277 bill 03: the speaker should never be allowed to try to put forward a bill that lets him vote ever again
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
bill 04: free air jordans for all Nigerians
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396277 bill 04: make kang denying illegal
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396284 bill 05: make kang denying illegal
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396282 >>4396283 >>4396284 these will be voted on in order, niggers
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
I'd like to propose bill 04, making the 1st day of heimbach's trial "national wife discipline day"
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396286 bill 06: make numbers illegal dey too complicateds n sheit
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
Quoted By:
>>4396286 Ah thank you speaker.
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396287 thats bill 07 now my leafy nigga
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Quoted By:
>>4396277 bill 08 bake a second bread
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
voting will now commence on bill 02: The speaker will consider killing himself please vote by responding to this post with either an 'Aye', 'Nay' or 'Abstain' voting will last 10 minutes
Anonymous
Anonymous
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
Quoted By:
"Nay" forgot trip code
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
Anonymous
>>4396297 I DEMAND A SECRET BALLOT TO PROTECT THE INTEGRITY OF THE VOTE
Anonymous
not current news or politics fuck off
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
Quoted By:
>>4396300 No, secret ballots are what got fag marriage passed.
Royal Nigger [MNPOG] !!Iycg9RV4ADy
>>4396301 literally politics desu
>>4396300 what does that mean put a trip code on white boi
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
Quoted By:
>>4396303 New bill: Bring OP back to life through meme magic, video streams included.
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396293 voting has ended on bill 02:
the bill has been defeated 2-1. the Speaker will now consider suicide
the parliament will next vote on bill 03:
the speaker should never be allowed to try to put forward a bill that lets him vote ever again
voting will begin in ~10 minutes and then run for 10 minutes
I remind all members to please put forward any and all legislation that they would like to vote on.
maplenigger[ind] !!x11irZh9sqL
>>4396305 Would anyone want to co-sponsor a bill with me? A tax on blacked threads to raise money for 4chancup hype material.
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
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>>4396306 No, you will not tax our beautiful big black cocks to support your colonization sports ball
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw Wed 14 Mar 2018 10:25:32 No. 4396308 Report >>4396221 I don't know what color picker is so I'll just go with Baby Blue.
We are the Liberate England Movement. England has recently fallen to tyranny due to recent hate speech laws, we cannot allow this to continue further. We must lobby for our cause in public and abroad. Freedom of speech shall never be silenced, viva la revolution.
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
Quoted By:
>>4396308 Now that's a party I can support. *tears up independent Sargon card
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
Quoted By:
>>4396306 at the moment bills won't need co-sponsorship so i'll be adding this to the list
>>4396308 great stuff man
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
voting will now commence on bill 03: the speaker should never be allowed to try to put forward a bill that lets him vote ever again please vote by responding to this post with either an 'Aye', 'Nay' or 'Abstain' voting will last 10 minutes
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
Anonymous
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
Quoted By:
>>4396313 read the OP, friend
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
Quoted By:
I'd like the official record to show I caught a ditto just now.
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396311 voting has ended on bill 03:
the bill has ended without result, thus I will cast a Nay vote to defeat the bill
the parliament will next vote on bill 04:
free air jordans for all Nigerians
voting will begin now and run for 10 minutes
I remind all members to please put forward any and all legislation that they would like to vote on.
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
I feel there hasn't been enough debate on this topic. Simple question, who is paying for all these Air Jordans?
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw Wed 14 Mar 2018 10:47:28 No. 4396319 Report >>4396317 I propose that we instead put chemicals into their vaccinations that induce sterilization.
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396319 do you mean the niggers?
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
>>4396318 You whitys that colonized us. I vote Aye for the air jordans
Anonymous
>>4396322 I will have you taken care of.
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw Wed 14 Mar 2018 10:52:07 No. 4396324 Report Quoted By:
strayan [One Nation]
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
Quoted By:
"Nay" fuck niggers
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396317 voting time will be extended 10 minutes because fuck you I'm the speaker
Gibs [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
>>4396323 IS DAT A THREAT WHITE BOI
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw Wed 14 Mar 2018 10:56:07 No. 4396329 Report >>4396327 Who does the speaker owe his loyalty towards? Answer wisely.
Anonymous
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
>>4396328 Calm down Jamal. This is parliament now some hood meet up
MapleNigger[LEM] !!x11irZh9sqL
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
>>4396329 to our dear leader, hiroshimoot
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:02:16 No. 4396334 Report Quoted By:
>>4396333 Incorrect. You have one more chance to answer correctly.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
I created a party - party of a free america
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T ID:9De7Qpkm Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:07:48 No. 4396819 Report this is now the parliament of /bant/ I for one welcome our new retarded overlords
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw
[LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw ID:V5fX1QD2 Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:08:16 No. 4396821 Report >>4396578 >>4396731 >>4396572 This thread is from /pol/. None of us would willingly associate with you cretins.
[Speaker of the House] [LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw
[Speaker of the House] [LEM] Liberate England Movement !hYSYHvZriw ID:V5fX1QD2 Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:08:56 No. 4396825 Report >>4396819 *stages coup and murders retarded aussie speaker*
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T ID:9De7Qpkm Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:13:03 No. 4397017 Report >>4396825 *blocks you*
>>4396317 voting has ended on bill 04:
the bill has been defeated 2-1
the parliament will next vote on bill 04:
make kang denying illegal
Voting will begin now and run for 10 minutes
Please respond to this post when voting
I remind all members to please put forward any and all legislation that they would like to vote on.
!lwRETArDiA
ploprof [MIN] !lXrxEx.8dY
ploprof [MIN] !lXrxEx.8dY ID:LNGcPobU Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:19:15 No. 4397060 Report Quoted By:
I am forming the minarchism party, our goal is to abolish democracy and reduce all government functions and taxation to a bare minimum, and also to eliminate any and all leftism.
Iwantfun
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>>4396221 Good thread. Wish it was posted on bant
Anonymous
Herr Langley
I name mr. Usurper dictator and enemy of the board-state. I name mrs. Cirno false and forbidden idol.
!lwRETArDiA
GIBS [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
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>>4397017 aye, sorry whity i didnt see the thread was moved by hot pocket beta cucks
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T ID:9De7Qpkm Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:26:20 No. 4397107 Report >>4397017 voting has ended on bill 05:
the bill has been defeated 1-0 because no one else voted
the parliament will next vote on bill 06:
making the 1st day of heimbach's trial "national wife discipline day"
This thread is now in comfy mode and the voting will be open for the next 12 hours. Please vote by responding to this post with a correct name field.
GIBS [NAJ] !!rEkSWzi2+mz
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>>4397107 aye, a nigress should always be put in her place
Anonymous
are you going to continue this shit here?
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T ID:9De7Qpkm Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:29:11 No. 4397126 Report >>4397118 yes, feel free to join in
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T
FaggotOP [Speaker] !!Houu/Q//1+T ID:9De7Qpkm Wed 14 Mar 2018 11:34:21 No. 4397182 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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look at this duuuuuuuuuuude
Anonymous
Anonymous
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look at the top of his head
Anonymous
Anonymous
Stefan [HDR] !!cmsPYRrCP2U
Stefan [HDR] !!cmsPYRrCP2U ID:4xcLJekx Wed 14 Mar 2018 12:13:49 No. 4397336 Report Quoted By:
As a representative of the Happy Day Rembers Party, i wish to propose for a system which allows us to insta-delete /pol/ threads that get moved here.
>>4396821 As a member of a /bant/ party, i wish for you to kill yourself.