>>4398535First off I'm not sure if you are talking about his spiritual body or his actual body. Working in a hospital has really taught me where the physical body goes. First off we would probably walk in his room and notice the little scrawny fucker stopped breathing. Then we would have to awkwardly call the doctor and he would probably pass off calling the family just to make us feel awkward. Luckily I image this robotic fuck had no family. Seriously who would want to sit around and smell him rot and shit himself. Then after that award phone call we would clean him up, so his family would get to see him all dressed up. Too bad they wouldn't show. Man it would have been really funny to hide one of the laptops under his bed and start having it talk. Probably would scare the shit out of them. Anyway after they fuck off we tag and bag him. Push his bed to the morgue. They stuff his ass in the freezer along with the other body that had to be stuffed in there because hospitals don't make their morgues big enough. Then we would just have the funeral home pick him up and haul him off to Microsoft, so they can fix their first AI bot.
