*you're at a sandwich shop eating a ham sandwich when all of a sudden pic related walks up to you. upon seeing your sandwich his frown deepens but he still doesnt say anything, he just puts down a book infront of you*
>yeah it says here you have to pay my jizya or convert infidel
*you try to protest that there is no such law in your country when he slams his sword into the table
>IF YOU DONT PAY THE JIZYA OR CONVERT RIGHT NOW ILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF
wyd?