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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 10:33:36 No.4408316 View View Reply Original Report

explain this shit australia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 10:58:35 No.4408317 Report

Quoted By: >>4408318 >>4408341 >>4408345 >>4408350

>>4408316
well they always were pissheads so this isn't surprising at all really

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 10:59:42 No.4408318 Report

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>>4408317
boo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:00:00 No.4408319 Report

Quoted By: >>4408336 >>4408376

>>4408316
i piss in the bottle and just drink it like a civilized aussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:00:45 No.4408320 Report

Quoted By: >>4408349

To live in Australia or the US you have to be Bear Grylls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:02:23 No.4408321 Report

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>>4408316
>not having your pee pee stored in hermetically sealed jars in a temperature controlled environment and periodically tasting your own piss to rate the best vintage
jesus fucking christ, have you learned nothing about Californian wines?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:02:24 No.4408322 Report

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nice
https://twitter.com/ANDY_VDL/status/730150303434158080

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:03:00 No.4408323 Report

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>>4408316
When you piss your stream falls up. It's the courteous thing to do so it doesn't just fall into space

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:04:34 No.4408324 Report

Quoted By: >>4408347

>>4408316

Is this"taking the piss"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:05:53 No.4408325 Report

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daily reminder that piss is stored in the balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:07:20 No.4408326 Report

Quoted By: >>4408328

Literally nothing wrong with drinking your own piss, do you even bear grylls cunt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:07:39 No.4408327 Report

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Everyone knows you aint cool unless you piss in your own mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:08:20 No.4408328 Report

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>>4408326
this
>>4408316
>he doesnt urinate in his own mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:09:04 No.4408329 Report

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>>4408316
Its known as the "bubbler" which is what we call a water fountain down here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:09:31 No.4408330 Report

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Clearly you have never made it across the desert before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:10:59 No.4408331 Report

Quoted By: >>4408337

POO IN LOO

PEE IN ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:12:23 No.4408332 Report

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Don't knock it till you've tried it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:14:02 No.4408333 Report

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>>4408316
>he lets his gains go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:15:02 No.4408334 Report

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>>4408316
Taking the piss gets whole another meaning

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:15:14 No.4408335 Report

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The diddly sprinkle is both important and life saving!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:15:18 No.4408336 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408319
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:17:46 No.4408337 Report

Quoted By: >>4408338

>>4408331
>not posting the original lyrics

I stand in the pisstance
I view from the loo
Should I offer some assistance?
Should it matter where you pee?

We all get hurt by piss
And we all have our balls to bare
But in the name of understanding how
to piss in our mouths be shared

I can keep a secret
And throw away the key
But sometimes to release it
and let our benis peeeeeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:18:06 No.4408338 Report

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>>4408337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywd00tNiB20
welp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:19:35 No.4408339 Report

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C-can I pee into the mouth of a cute Aussie grill, or is that not allowed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:19:41 No.4408340 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
Nuffin like a hot cup of piss in the morning with some Tim Tam's

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:20:38 No.4408341 Report

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>>4408317
Boo, get off the stage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:21:16 No.4408342 Report

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>>4408316
piss m8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:21:35 No.4408343 Report

Quoted By: >>4408346 >>4408352

explain this shit leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:21:57 No.4408344 Report

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Your first urine beverage of the day is fine however, your second will actually be urine and disgusting and Un-Australian maaaate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:22:06 No.4408345 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408317
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
>GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
>GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
>GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
>GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:23:53 No.4408346 Report

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>>4408343
guess that explains why they don't mind asians

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:24:23 No.4408347 Report

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>>4408324
kekeke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:25:24 No.4408348 Report

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>this world

I can't wait to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:26:10 No.4408349 Report

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>>4408320
A massive fake who would get you killed outside? Okay, fair enough, you're all artificial anyway

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:27:21 No.4408350 Report

Quoted By: >>4408377

>>4408317
>British bants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:27:46 No.4408351 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
whats to explain?

Australian doctors recommend a glass of piss per day

video related

>https://youtu.be/fyhv2xHO_Eo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:28:28 No.4408352 Report

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>>4408343
Bears are objectively the best furry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:28:32 No.4408353 Report

Quoted By: >>4408355

Australia is a decadent country. The poor are boring assholes, the middle class are neurotic drones, the upper class are brainlet moguls. Stop indulging the Australian shitposter's delusions. They are not "tough cunts", they are not saving the white race. They are degenerate bogans or pussified suburban retards. Or Changs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:29:36 No.4408354 Report

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>>4408316
Nothing wrong with that mate, if you must know it does in fact taste good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:31:05 No.4408355 Report

Quoted By: >>4408359

>>4408353
>They are not "tough cunts"
>posted anonymously online line

oh, i see slopes have irony, how auspicious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:34:03 No.4408356 Report

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you can not escape your roots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:34:55 No.4408357 Report

Quoted By: >>4408367

>>4408316
Your average Australian has such alcohol levels even their piss is 60% proof. Also still better than their beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:35:36 No.4408358 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
>VICE
ignored and s*ged

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:36:27 No.4408359 Report

Quoted By: >>4408360

>>4408355
>say that to my face see what happens
>stop hiding behind anonymity you nazi cowards
this is you, bruce...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:39:43 No.4408360 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408359
fuck mate, thats a lot of shit you just typed, all you really said was 'no u'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:43:17 No.4408361 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
well some are used to drinking XXXX Gold so it isnt that different

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 11:45:46 No.4408362 Report

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Feels good man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:11:09 No.4408363 Report

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Yeah nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:12:50 No.4408364 Report

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>>4408316
fucking degenerate bogan’s

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:12:50 No.4408365 Report

Quoted By: >>4408366

>>4408316
Half the shit we do is to fuck with tourists.
The other half is shit we do to fuck with other Aussies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:15:49 No.4408366 Report

Quoted By: >>4408369

>>4408365
But pissing into your own mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:16:49 No.4408367 Report

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>>4408357
Hey fuck off cunt, just cause you like your beer warm and tasting like piss doesn't mean we do.

I like my piss hot and my beer cold and Victoria Bitter. Just like I should, fucking Pom bastard :P

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:17:10 No.4408368 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
Yuh-in
Australian fah beeya

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:18:08 No.4408369 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408366
It keeps away the Mozzies, and is very healthy, now go be like all the other tourists and do the thing I told you while I laugh and never actually do the thing I said was common.

It's like you don't understand how to troll someone into acting retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:18:25 No.4408370 Report

Quoted By: >>4408374

>>4408316
You call that a knife? This is a knife
>wips it out and aims for his own mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:18:52 No.4408371 Report

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When aussie tell you abo stories as ifnits not jus standars aussie behavior

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:19:58 No.4408372 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
>Intaking the piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:20:07 No.4408373 Report

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>1 post by this ID
>2014

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:20:13 No.4408374 Report

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>>4408370
You call that a pecka? This is a pecan
>whips out knife and aims for throat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:20:14 No.4408375 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
Looks nothing like piss. That’s jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:21:47 No.4408376 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408319
>i piss in the bottle
That's fucking barbaric, us burgers use wine glasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:22:16 No.4408377 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408350
Have you heard the tale of (((Darth Plageuis))) the wise?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PlA6Zzq8 Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:24:48 No.4408382 Report

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wtf aussies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CPL1+FGS Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:25:48 No.4408387 Report

Quoted By: >>4408400 >>4408418 >>4408426

figures

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ci2Gcm/w Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:27:19 No.4408400 Report

Quoted By: >>4408453

>>4408387
At least it's human piss, unlike you sheep-fuckers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1bHUqrZq Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:31:44 No.4408418 Report

Quoted By: >>4408453

>>4408387
what warrants the dislike?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9sA9cr9 Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:34:44 No.4408426 Report

Quoted By: >>4408453

>>4408387
he says this with a sheep's 10 millimeter peter up his ass

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Anonymous ID:0pYSS1He Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:36:06 No.4408431 Report

Quoted By: >>4408440 >>4408452 >>4408620

How do girl Aussies do it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ci2Gcm/w Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:38:47 No.4408440 Report

Quoted By: >>4408459

>>4408431
We are upside down remember, so it's much easier

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:/Q9SFTys Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:41:13 No.4408452 Report

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>>4408431
yes

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Anonymous ID:CPL1+FGS Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:41:47 No.4408453 Report

Quoted By: >>4408461 >>4408467

>>4408400
>>4408418
>>4408426

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Anonymous ID:0pYSS1He Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:42:39 No.4408459 Report

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>>4408440
Oh, right, I forgot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9sA9cr9 Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:43:01 No.4408461 Report

Quoted By: >>4408469

>>4408453
KIA ORA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1bHUqrZq Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:44:30 No.4408467 Report

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>>4408453
thanks for the (you)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CPL1+FGS Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:45:03 No.4408469 Report

Quoted By: >>4408478

>>4408461
you off to take a piss?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9sA9cr9 Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:46:19 No.4408478 Report

Quoted By: >>4408482

>>4408469
you heading back to the shire?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CPL1+FGS Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:47:01 No.4408482 Report

Quoted By: >>4408485

>>4408478
stopping by at the petrol station?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9sA9cr9 Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:47:23 No.4408485 Report

Quoted By: >>4408489

>>4408482
stopping by the local farm?

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Anonymous ID:CPL1+FGS Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:48:32 No.4408489 Report

Quoted By: >>4408490

>>4408485
no farms in the city

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9sA9cr9 Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:49:03 No.4408490 Report

Quoted By: >>4408497

>>4408489
you smell like lamb poop and hay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5peqdgqP Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:50:33 No.4408494 Report

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The boards so shit were bumping the IMPTrash.

Doing me proud /bant/urd.

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Anonymous ID:CPL1+FGS Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:50:53 No.4408497 Report

Quoted By: >>4408501

>>4408490
awww you're really trying your best

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9sA9cr9 Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:51:22 No.4408501 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408497
u gotta always try ur best on /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hXbm8wzJ Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:57:07 No.4408521 Report

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Fucking tryhards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dlYX6SLD Thu 15 Mar 2018 13:11:35 No.4408553 Report

Quoted By:

>>4408316
I am going to try this in the shower wish me luck!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:chGH+wj5 Thu 15 Mar 2018 13:27:19 No.4408620 Report

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>>4408431
Someone should draw Aussie girl doing a demonstration of pissing in your own mouth

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