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Be me
>Be at school
>English test
>Teacher starts giving the papers for the test(She's a female,not a feminist,but pretty leftist)
>Everyone starts complaining about the difficulty of the assigned work
>You could have had either "Describe your best day" or "Describe your worst day"
>Gets the former
>Hello Tyrone,today it was the best day of life,my homie,I woke up in the morning hearing gunshots in the hood,some people were even screaming afterwards,but I must admit that this time no cops knocked on my door,what a great start.
>I had the supreme breakfast: fried chicken,grape and watermelon,then I called my homies and we hanged out listening to rap music,playing basketball and spreading multiculturalism to our white fellas,despite the quite high music's volume no cops tried to (((shut it down)))so we wuz able to once again be kangz.
>At 11:00am my phone ringed and on the other end of the phone I heard Shanisha's cute voice, she asked a date and I couldn't say no,I didn't have much dollas at that time though, so we talked a bit and decided to meet at the KFC,have some nice fried chicken and then go to Walmart and buy a gift to Jerome (He's Shanisha's son,he's lovely).
>We returned to Shanisha's house,I spent some hours there watching NBA with Jerome and watching Black Panther for the 14th time in 88 days,one day I Finna find Wakanda,ma home.
>In the afternoon I came back to home,I had a bit of headache,I slept for the whole rest of the day when suddenly some started to yell out of my apartment, Ice Cube wanted to buy my Cadillac and I decided to sell it for 6 millions of shekels.
>This was all my homie,now that I have money I can finally travel throughout Africa and find my homeland,lots of love XOXO Tyrone.
No homo.
I wanted to include the amerimutt meme too,but I didn't manage to do so
>Be at school
>English test
>Teacher starts giving the papers for the test(She's a female,not a feminist,but pretty leftist)
>Everyone starts complaining about the difficulty of the assigned work
>You could have had either "Describe your best day" or "Describe your worst day"
>Gets the former
>Hello Tyrone,today it was the best day of life,my homie,I woke up in the morning hearing gunshots in the hood,some people were even screaming afterwards,but I must admit that this time no cops knocked on my door,what a great start.
>I had the supreme breakfast: fried chicken,grape and watermelon,then I called my homies and we hanged out listening to rap music,playing basketball and spreading multiculturalism to our white fellas,despite the quite high music's volume no cops tried to (((shut it down)))so we wuz able to once again be kangz.
>At 11:00am my phone ringed and on the other end of the phone I heard Shanisha's cute voice, she asked a date and I couldn't say no,I didn't have much dollas at that time though, so we talked a bit and decided to meet at the KFC,have some nice fried chicken and then go to Walmart and buy a gift to Jerome (He's Shanisha's son,he's lovely).
>We returned to Shanisha's house,I spent some hours there watching NBA with Jerome and watching Black Panther for the 14th time in 88 days,one day I Finna find Wakanda,ma home.
>In the afternoon I came back to home,I had a bit of headache,I slept for the whole rest of the day when suddenly some started to yell out of my apartment, Ice Cube wanted to buy my Cadillac and I decided to sell it for 6 millions of shekels.
>This was all my homie,now that I have money I can finally travel throughout Africa and find my homeland,lots of love XOXO Tyrone.
No homo.
I wanted to include the amerimutt meme too,but I didn't manage to do so
